S) s) a) f)- in the frame | @missenu | acquaintances
~ mini 3 pts but loved
S) s) a) f)- Temporary Fragments | @inthelow | single parent fwbs
V
Jimin
O) s) a)- everybody loves somebody | @dollfaceksj | best friends
~ I truly don't cry often when it comes to reading but holy the tears never came faster
RM
J-hope
Suga
S) s) a) f)- Belong | @ahundredtimesover | exs
Jin
OT7/Mixed
O) s)- Group Bonding | @littlemisskookie | besties
i know every time i post some shit u guys feel like you wanna throw your phone to the wall and cut your throat open >_< but that’s real family love and here we cherish that. mother loves you gn ❤️
How'd u know I've been telepathically feeding u jimin smut worms through ur brain omg we're just soo connected like thatt
I need him 25/8 actually it's not even funny lately 😓🥀
i knew someone was behind my nasty jimin thoughts 😡😡😡 but yes he’s looking ssosososooso good i wanna eat him whole like tf is he taking to look like that he can’t be real i swearr maybe we’re just hallucinating him #realtheory
pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crush’s number, you expect the start of an epic love story— not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy you’ve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guy… at least until he finds out that the person he’s been helping date another guy is you, the girl he’s been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but it’s mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: chapter so long i couldn’t put my dividers 💔💔 the tweets have to be read from bottom to top btw okay bye<33 enjoy this is a mess and i had to delete a lot of things but i couldn’t make it shorter i’m sorry 😭😭 it would be better if u open the pics to read it>_<
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messy ass chapter but life is like that we know. i might forgotten to add some people im sorry guys. 💔💔
will swn have smut… i know jk and y/n would be OVERLY freaked out with each other like match made in heaven (or hell depending on how u take it)
oh we know they’re into every freaky ass shit (love when two freak ass perverts get together 😍) but tbh i don’t think so. this smau mostly jokes and giggles not really freaky stuff
the ending of pt. 7 made me LOL the most the crack was actually funny 😄 are we ever gonna get a glimpse of their public socmeds (e.g. their instagram feed)? (sorry if i missed smth!)
hehe thank you pretty<33 ngl we’re probably not gonna see shit about that cause that would mean i have to work overtime with those edits and im lazy>_< (also cause that would make it more serious and im just here for the giggles)
Ouhhh baby you can write the smut about anyone😩. At the end of the day, I’ll devour that shit upppp🤭. Soo don’t worry. I’m here sitting, waiting patiently on the next drop😍. YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO EAT WITH THE NASTIEST SHIT EVERRR!!🫦👅.
OMG THANK YOU >_< I WILL TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING SOON
mami y did you abandon maengdok? 💔💔 r u planning on continuing it?
NOONONO I WILL CONTINUE POSTING im just focusing rn on swn so i dont have that many ongoing fics 😭 but i promise i will finish that one im itching to write mafia taekook
honestly if I was jungkook from swn, first of all I'd have a big dih, and second of all I'd be using my big dih magic wand type shi to hypnotise yn and get her out of whatever spell she's under so that she can finally see how I'm the coolest, funniest, hottest, sexiest, kindest person alive and how big my heart(and my dih) actually is and then using my big fat long ass magic wand type shi dih I'd reincarnate chan into a condom and wear that damn condom while I rail yn.
pairing: student! fem reader x student! jeon jungkook
summary: when you finally get your crush’s number, you expect the start of an epic love story— not a random guy making fun of you because he thinks the guy you’ve been obsessed with for the last six months gave you a fake number. Jeon Jungkook, the one who replies, finds it entertaining and helps you chase the guy… at least until he finds out that the person he’s been helping date another guy is you, the girl he’s been obsessed with for the last two years.
genre/warning: this is a smau fic!! with narration included in some chapter but it’s mostly messages/tweets. very unfunny jokes. this is mostly crack/fluff.
authors note: chapter so long i couldn’t put my dividers 💔💔 the tweets have to be read from bottom to top btw okay bye<33 enjoy this is a mess and i had to delete a lot of things but i couldn’t make it shorter i’m sorry 😭😭 it would be better if u open the pics to read it>_<
chapter index | previous — next
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— chapter seven: holy crash-out!
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messy ass chapter but life is like that we know. i might forgotten to add some people im sorry guys. 💔💔