Introbulus's Stuff

Introbulus posts stuff here. Silly, random stuff.

[cat-mermaid]

If someones already done this then i am blissfully unaware

[introbulus]

Really wish I could tell this site to just ignore the four obvious porn bots that have messaged me without having to look at each individual message.

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[lova3d]

nvm this one's funnier

[pouletpourri]

had this comic in my head for a week

[nobrashfestivity]

Alan C. Jenkins from Introducing Cats spring books 1958

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend

[pocketss]

widehead

[pocketss]

slop! slop!

[smartypantsshow]

Should there be Mouse Dropout? 🐭

Watch the new episode now on Dropout

[dropoutdottv]

yes @isawiitch

[drippingdrip]

[drippingdrip]

Galaga Girl

[imposterogers]

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

[imposterogers]

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

[sweetiesoju]

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

[captainlordauditor]

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

[riseofthetmnt]

Another Fun fact: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in canon with both Marvel and DC- kina.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started off as a one-shot that Laird and Eastman sold at conventions- which is why Shredder dies in the first issue of Mirage. It wasn’t until a fan asked them where the next issue was coming did it become a series.

Since TMNT is a parody of Dare Devil (as discussed above) it’s not officially canon, but the Mirage comics would often have Marvel or DC parodies- such as-

The Weasel, which is a parody of Wolverine

And of course, Nobody who is a parody of Batman

Speaking of Batman, here’s where we can get official with canon. Because the IDW turtles have met him

They’ve also been in Injustice 2

And here’s the trailer of the TMNT vs Batman animated film

They’ve also crossed over with-

The Ghostbusters

Usagi Yojimbo, who has been in so much TMNT stuff he’s an official character of the TMNT universe as much as he is his own character.

And of course, themselves

Which- for those of you who have seen the “Turtles Forever” movie will know that all versions of TMNT are in canon with each other. Everything. From the Amazing 2003 series right to the Japanese OVAs.

Which means anything that has crossed over with TMNT is technically in canon with each other.

I guess if there’s anything to take away from this is that- don’t be afraid to do that one-shot comic. Even if it’s silly. You might end up playing with the Big Bois of the comic world one day.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[riseofthetmnt]

[Spoilers for Issue III of Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]

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[introbulus]

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[dorkichiban]

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

[semicolonthefifth]

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.

[introbulus]

This is also why you shouldn't trust anyone who says "Just debate me, bro!" Their level of confidence does not indicate their level of intelligence, correctness, or even virtue.

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[dorkichiban]

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

[semicolonthefifth]

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.