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[jhimself]

You Can Reblog This Today✊🏾

[aristosachaionofficial]

good morning and friendly reminder that scholars have identified today, june 6, as the day patroclus was killed.

patroclus died 3233 years ago today.

[ioonerina]

Rip dead gay

[ioonerina]

hey

i moved to @unicornexclusives go follow me there thanks ! <3

[ioonerina]

hey

i moved to @unicornexclusives go follow me there thanks ! <3

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[1995lahaine]

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[little-tunny]

Guide to small dog from my Instagram!

guide to big dogs

guide to medium dogs

[mazzystargirl]

girls dont want boys girls want a proshot recording of great comet filmed on go pros attached to the cast member’s heads

[ventivolpi]

RIP

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[nimmieamee]

This was absolutely Cheryl Blossom as a child.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

[haiku-robot]

congratulations you are now the president of the united states

^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet!

[lilitasticc]

Haiku Bot… What happened here?

[nb-tomfool]

haiku bot is fucking sentient

[thriftstoreoddities]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[dykeactivities]

those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers

the secretary who is Tired

finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)

singing songs u learned in middle school language classes

the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

[imnotasweetie]

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

[nightborne4life-deactivated2018]

This all sounds so fucking weird…

[weavemama]

They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.

[journalistpeterparker-deactivat]

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

[weavemama]

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces” 

[snowie-skyes]

Anyone know if this is true of false?

[weavemama]

I literally…….provided sources…………..

[pybun]

[raven]

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

[thisendswithyou]