Anaïs

I’m back…

[metamorphesque]

The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[sophsun1]

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[shreekofjoy]

Tybalt (The Shakespeare Character) is named after Tibert (The Prince of Cats), a character from the then popular story Reynard the Fox. Mercutio, in fact, mocks him as 'The Prince of Cats' in reference to this.

Therefore, I propose we name him "Garfield" in all modern retellings of Hamlet

[mightymo63]

Wasn't Tybalt a character in Romeo and Juliet?

[shreekofjoy]

I am stupid.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

I mean as long as we’re here we should put Garfield in hamlet anyway

[hamletkin]

[alaspoorestyorick]

[xx-j4nu5-c4t5-xx]

[homunculus-argument]

The entire range of human skin tones varies from so pale white that it's almost kind of blue, to so deep black that it's almost kind of blue, and I think that's beautiful. Do you love the colour of the guy.

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[dama-puma-vs-jaguar-lady]

[thekimonogallery]

Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan.  Wafrica creates African patterns on Japanese traditIonal kimonos

[wizardarchetypes]

'i'd go outside more if there weren't bugs.'

if there weren't bugs there wouldn't be an outside, idk how many times this has to be said.

[myriad-rainbows]

the bugs are a FEATURE, not a... wait.

[official-kircheis]

the aztecs if they were cyberpunk: technotitlan

[garlicandcheeseinawindmill]

Gen, seconds after having a PTSD panic attack about Attolia:

[the-cricket-chirps]

Andy Warhol

Annie Oakley

1986

[apokrify]

Annie Oakley Target Card Shot Through Once

[helenewate]

annie oakley shooting over shoulder

[apokrify]

Annie Oakley Souvenir Target Card with Single Shot

[disease]

ANNIE OAKLEY [J. WOOD, XIX.C.]

Cabinet card of Annie Oakley, Little Sure Shot, as nicknamed in the lower margin, showing the famed female shooter standing with a small single-shot rifle, posed next to a a display of her guns, medals, and a trophy.

[thisflighttonight]

Annie Oakley (1860-1926)

[apokrify]

"1884 Buffalo Bill Cody - Souvenir - Wild West Show."