Boxer Santaros Tenets

“I am a pragmatic prevaricator, with a propensity for oratorical seniority, which is too pleonastical to be expeditiously assimilated by any of your unequivocal veracities.”

[italianojones]

lalo schifrin's score *chef's kiss*

[italianojones]

[italianojones]

If all the gangs in the world unified We stand a chance against the military tonight I said we stand a chance against the military tonight

[italianojones]

Wow that music really DOES go with everything

[mollyjames]

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[mollyjames]

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

[italianojones]

Apparently Boxer Santaros is saying “I am a pragmatic prevaricator, with a propensity for oratorical seniority, which is too pleonastical to be expeditiously assimilated by any of your unequivocal veracities.”

[aperfectphantom]

He actually summed it up really well.

[italianojones]

testing the limits of the kind of posting i can do here

[italianojones]

she Thomas my tank tank engine