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Danielle Harper; It was about damn time you came around, stranger. I'm twenty-two, an outcast and rather badass, if I have to say so myself. Fuck with my bff and your ass is served on a platter, just fucking try me bitch. Bye now.. till you get tired. shh it's just a lil' crush..

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”My little self? Hon, I’m taller than you. You’re like a midget basically. And I could kick your ass with my eyes closed.” Santana spoke matter of factly before sipping her beer with a gloating smirk. This conversation really never got too old, and it was just the way she preferred it. She let out an ‘aw’ as Dani admitted to have gone for a while without some deserved sexy times. Letting a fake exaggerated pout match the sound, she kicked a little at the girl’s thigh with one of her feet. “Poor D not getting the V. I’m sure some horny girl is waiting right around the corner.” The bluntness of their relationship was what made it perfect, and at Dani’s soft laugh Santana couldn’t prevent the smile that began tugging on her lips. It was adorable. “Ah, I gotcha.” She nodded, not that she had any experience with being between a lady’s legs, but it didn’t take much to figure out why Dani would find it pleasant. “I bet being between a strong pair of lady loins beats your own hand any day.”

“Midget?!” Dani gasped, nudging Santana’s legs gently before she took a drink. “Might be small, but I’m no midget, you rude beanstalk”  With a shake of her head, she laughed. Listening to Santana, she cocked her brow and shot her a small glare. Sighing softly, her hands gently rubbed Santana’s legs. “Don’t you ever want more than just sex?” Dani asked her best friend, biting her lip. “Call me a sap, but it’s so much better with emotions. A connections beyond, your hot, I’m hot , let’s bone” Shrugging, Dani drank her beer and glanced over at Santana. “Don’t worry though, I can always get some if I’m in the mood, just haven’t been lately. I can get freaky on my own” Dani grinned.

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“If I had the balls to do so? Please, Harper – you know I’d smack that ass of yours any day.” With a wink, she tipped her bottle to get the last few drops out of it. Her burned out cigarette was dropped into it, and as it hit the bottom of the bottle it went out with a fizzy sound. A sound Santana smirked satisfied at before placing it on the coffee table, or well, the remains of it. “Yep, I did, because seriously, when was the last time you got laid?” Santana asked, honestly concerned for her best friend’s sex life. It couldn’t be healthy to go too long without getting hot and doing the horizontal tango. Leaning forward, she groaned at having to put in effort to reach a new beer bottle and effortlessly lifted it to her teeth to undo the capsule. “Listen, babe.” Turning in her seat she rested her feet in Dani’s lap as she leaned against the side of the couch. “I know you’re weird and you like to have a like.. ‘connection’,” She spoke with a minor laugh, doing the air quotes with her fingers. “But even if you managed to bang a girl properly in that lonesome bed of yours, I doubt it could last for days.” Santana teased with a wide grin.

“Oh I’m not doubting that you want to smack my ass, babe. We all know I got a a big ass that’s to die for. In a fight though, I could take you on easy. I’ll give it to you though, I know how stubborn your little self get” Gloating at her comeback, Dani just looked at her best friend in awe. It was cue how big and strong Santana saw herself, she liked teasing her about it. “Been awhile, you don’t have to worry though. I got quite magical hands” Dani winked, giggling while she swung her beer back, emptying it out and grabbing another. Her cig had died out too, Dani letting it join Santana’s in the bottle. A soft laugh fel fro her lips when Santana had misunderstood her. “I just meant the sounds would haunt you forever, but I’m sure I could go for a few days. There’s no better place than between a pair of legs.” 

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“Ah, so you had one of those nights where I’ll end up kicking your ass over it? Nice.” She nodded in approval, her lips pursed as her eyes remained on Dani while she sneaked a cigarette out of the pack. The walls of the tiny apartment had been yellow when they’d moved in, so there was no point in trying to avoid smoking inside. She tipped back the beer bottle to get another drink from it, and she shrugged in agreement when Dani spoke again. “Because,” Turning her body she tapped Dani’s nose with her finger before blowing smoke in her face with a raspy laugh. “I’m not about to settle for my hand when I can get actual sex out there, D. You know it’s true, and if you bothered to drag girls back here, you’d figure out the exact same thing.” For as long as Santana could recall, they’d both tried to avoid bringing people back. Not that it’d be an actual issue, but their walls seemed to be paper thin, and there was simply some stuff you didn’t want to hear. Like your best friend getting properly fucked in the room next to your own.

“You mean if you actually had the balls to do so, we both know I’d win.” She proudly gloated, sure she could rake on Santana even as feisty as she is. Watching the other girl, she wished that she had any idea how crazy such little things made her. Dani could barely count the times she wanted to lean in and kiss Santana in a day. Restraining herself, she just laughed as the smoke surrounded her. “Oh god, you just had to say it didn’t you” shaking her head, Dani rolled her eyes to knock the image from her mind. Gently tracing the bottle’s neck, she pursed her lips. “I know what you mean, but you know I’m one of those weird people who likes more than just fucking. Beside, if I brought a girl home you wouldn’t be able to sleep for days, you’d just wonder how fuckin’ amazing I am.”

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The last thing Santana wanted to deal with was rude ass customers. Obviously, it came with the job as a waitress at a crappy restaurant, but you got what you paid for. Her shifts were getting longer by the hour, or so it seemed, and by the time she could throw the apron aside and light a cigarette, she was groaning out of joy. The second she’d pushed open the door and smacked it behind her, she’d let out a sigh. Luckily she was off tomorrow and had the graveyard the day after that, so for now she’d peacefully enjoy an evening with the company of one Dani Harper. She’d made sure to grab the items needed for a night of kicking back and relaxing, which included a few packs of cigarettes, cheap beer, and a roll up for later if they got in the mood.

Her feet were resting on the half broken coffee table as she took a drag of her cigarette. A beer was nestled between her thighs, seemingly finding the spot comfortable, and she shot Dani a smirk as the girl joined her. Her hand moved to pinch her side before pushing back, her head shaking at the girl’s bad joke. “You’re hilarious.” She groaned at her, her lips quickly finding the filter of the cigarette once more to take another drag. “Nah, he was dull as fuck. A good fuck, but boring.” She chuckled, her free hand latching out to grab the beer and take a sip from it with a pleasured moan. “But you know how it is.. or well, with chicks I mean. What you end up doing now that I wasn’t around to entertain you with my amazing personality.”

Her brow cocked at the other girl, reaching for the pack of cigarettes with a shake of her head. Of course Santana fucked him, yet it bothered her. However, she didn’t say a thing as she light the cig and took a long nice calming drag. Her brows furrowed slightly when her bestie said she knew what she meant, kind of wanting to object, but as always Santana was right. Pulling on her shoulder, Dani watched the smoke dance before them. “Walked around naked, used all your expensive shampoo and of course played some games.” Nodding to herself, a small grin tugged on her lips. “You should just have stayed home, I’m way more fun than any of those dates ever are, you know it. I don’t know why you bother.”

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Long days, long hours, it was pretty much all Dani knew these days. It was hard making ends meet, but somehow her and Santana seemed to manage. While it wasn’t always easy, the motivation was there. At least on Dani’s part, she would do anything for her best friend. They would make it by, she would make sure of as much.After all, as long as they had each other everything would be alright. Dani had stripped off her pants and got on some short, before she threw herself on the worn down couch next to Santana. No matter how hard a day had been, this girl managed to get a smile on her lips. 

Grabbing some cheap knock off brand of a beer, Dani gulped down some of the cold beer. It was just what she needed, licking over her lips whilst she sat back, pulling her leg beneath herself. “How was that guy anyways?” She asked, referring to some dude Santana had been on a date with the night prior. It was just like always, sitting in the back of her mind, wondering if it went well -hoping it didn’t.  “I’m gonna take a wild guess and say he wasn’t a serial killer” giggling, Dani nudged Santana gently with her shoulder.