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It was the vice president's fourth gaffe this week that distracted from his message.

Classy! No wait... Klassy. No wait...dipshit.

No wait...maybe hypocritical asshat. Yes that'll do, pig.

C'mon guys, Joe is just quoting Shakespeare! <>

Joe loves the Orient! We all love a beautiful carpet, 'm I right?

"“You know, on the way back from Mumbai to go meet with President Xi in China, I stopped in Singapore to meet with a guy named Lee Kuan Yew, who most foreign policy experts around the world say is the wisest man in the Orient,” Biden said at the kickoff for the “Nuns on the Bus” tour today."

#orient #oriental?

None of these side events were on the official public schedule — and they came with strict rules from Biden’s office for the elite group of participants: No emails. No Facebook or Twitter posts, before or after. Phone is best, they tell everyone involved. Nothing written at all — that would complicate security and require approval from the White House.

http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/joe-bidens-secret-fundraisers-110331.html#ixzz3D1cdvndo

Then the Biden's keepers staff says: “The vice president does not deliver remarks, they are 5- to 10-minute photo lines. We don’t put photo lines on our public guidance in any form, whether it’s political or official,” the vice president’s office said.

Good gravy, a pic with Joe that can't be shared?! You can't hold back love!

well, Joe, at least you have fire! More than could be said for your boss.

Thats what he said.

Have at least one republican in your family, because your financial future depends on it.

via Michael Shauss, TownHall.com

#joe-loves-republicans

How was this missed from 2009? Joe maths! 100% right = 70% right and 30% wrong. If Joe made a chart, it'd look something like this:

Joe calls for us to "Do Something". But his boss is a big "Do Nothing"!

"Let’s get to work. MT @TheDemocrats: Add your voice to President Obama's: http://bit.ly/1mDqdAt pic.twitter.com/pS6lu6YScl"

#asshat

Standup Chuck!

Oh wait...don't stand up...whats that you're saying Chuck? Shut the what...?

#emptyhead #emptyheart

"Fifteen years ago, I was honored, as the chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, to lead the fight for Poland's admission into NATO," Biden declared. Poland joined NATO in 1999. Biden served as chairman from 2001 to 2003.

Breitbart.com "BIDEN COMMITS EMBARRASSING POLAND GAFFE"

Time means nothing to the omnipresent

#timetraveler

Joe went to Costco and found a pretty book. Joe went to Costco and found a box of cookies and a pretty book. Joe went to Costco and found a shiny trinket, a box of cookies and a pretty book....

#fingeronthepulse

Joe Biden: I sleep with a "cutie college professor every night"

Great, now he's ruining oranges for me

#lovestheladies

'Skype questioner tells Biden he lives in Jersey near Giants Stadium, home of the Super Bowl. Biden: "Maybe not this year." #gaffe'

Superbowl schmooperbowl!

#gosports!

The meeting was captured on video, with Biden asking the women, “Do your husbands like you working full time?”

Only when he allows me out of the house.

#lovestheladies

President Biden = 4 years of unscripted buffoonery.

#asshat

Vice President Biden took time during his speech at the Port of Houston Monday to compare America to Ireland during the Irish rebellion for independence of 1916.

#asshat

“Has anyone ever blamed a man for being drunk?”

National Domestic Violence Hotline headquarters, Austin, TX, Oct 31, 2013

Has anyone ever blamed Biden for having a brain?

#asshat #lovestheladies

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