SHISUI UCHIHA

Whoever told you living would be fun, lied. Also I can’t read.

[iusihs]

Another new year, another reason to avoid humans.

Happy 2021

[iusihs]

Itachi: shisui, can you pass me the salt?

Shisui: *throws sasuke across the table*

[iusihs]

Other me-- I mean, Shisui, you should marry Zu. He's single, ready to mingle, and wants to become an Uchiha. How about it? (this was definitely not sent by the other Shisui)

dude that sounds like a lot of work

[iusihs]

hi

[frosty-brat]

Yo. Wassup dude?

[iusihs]

who’s brat is this

[iusihs]

hi

[therinnegod]

Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who isn’t an Uchiha.

[therinnegod]

Im bored and shisui wont even talk to me

[iusihs]

because you’re an idiot

[iusihs]

SASUKE HAS THE BIGGEST DICK ENERGY

[iusihs]

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SASUKE I HATE HOW I COULD SOMEHOW BE RELATED TO YOU @therinnegod

[therinnegod]

[iusihs]

SCREW YOU

im never going to play anything with you ever again sasuke

[iusihs]

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU SASUKE I HATE HOW I COULD SOMEHOW BE RELATED TO YOU @therinnegod

[therinnegod]

Let’s play a game @deathwatershisui

[iusihs]

nothing literally good ever happens when it comes to you sasuke

[therinnegod]

Ok. 

What does a perverted frog say?

[iusihs]

frogs cant talk sasuke 

HA

[therinnegod]

Let’s play a game @deathwatershisui

[iusihs]

nothing literally good ever happens when it comes to you sasuke

[somecutething]

[iusihs]

will it kill you both to NOT be all up each other’s ass just for one freaking day?! @theuchihaprodigy @therinnegod

[theuchihaprodigy]

All up his naruto-whipped-ass?

Fucking pass.

[therinnegod]

YOU JUST MAD YOU CANT GET SHUSUI’s ASS

[iusihs]

just what did i ask.....

[iusihs]

will it kill you both to NOT be all up each other’s ass just for one freaking day?! @theuchihaprodigy @therinnegod

[anbudiary]

I was going to sleep but now I just remembered that I’m homeless and completely poor so that’s why I’m so hungry

and I can’t feed myself with sake

[iusihs]

narc jr told me to give you this

[anbudiary]

narc jr is the only good person in this family :’)

[iusihs]

wow was i really that bad

[anbudiary]

you left me to starve and keep fooling me too

I think it was a mistake to try to bond with another Uchiha

I shall be single forever

[iusihs]

…..okay but if you want to leave can I atleast keep mr big fluffy panda?

[anbudiary]

you want to take the only thing I have away from me? really?

*sadly crying* I thought you liked me at least a little

[iusihs]

fine i wont take the only thing you have *pats back* sai i dont know what is going on but if you need narc jr, she’s back at the compound waiting for you whenever you need her

[anbudiary]

I was going to sleep but now I just remembered that I’m homeless and completely poor so that’s why I’m so hungry

and I can’t feed myself with sake

[iusihs]

narc jr told me to give you this

[anbudiary]

narc jr is the only good person in this family :’)

[iusihs]

wow was i really that bad

[anbudiary]

you left me to starve and keep fooling me too

I think it was a mistake to try to bond with another Uchiha

I shall be single forever

[iusihs]

.....okay but if you want to leave can I atleast keep mr big fluffy panda?