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Climbing shit was awesomer. 

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Throwback Thursday to when you were awesomer than Mumford and Sons. They’ve been jacking your sound since before it was cool. 

[iwasanawesomerkid]

Your wheels were awesomer. 

You were the poetic collision of freedom, no-fucks and three wheels. Local honey’s hearts broke in their kiddy pools as you crushed the block on cruise. You were the art of motion and pride of the streets. 

Now you’ve got that sedan sadness with 4 doors of sexual repulsion. Your idea of riding dirty is not getting the car wash with a fill up and you need an extra set of windshield wipers for your tears. 

If it ain’t busted, crash it. Wreck the boring, blow up the weak, destroy the ordinary. Drive your spirit animal and roll up like King of the Stop Signs because getting from point A to B should be awesomer again. 

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The Awesomer Kid inside you wants you to buy this book. 

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X

[iwasanawesomerkid]

Make sure your actions still speak louder than your words. 

Don’t forget to pick up a copy of I was an Awesomer Kid now in stores. It’s filled with tons of photos you’ll never see on the blog. 

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X

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Throwback Thursday to an awesomer time. 

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[iwasanawesomerkid]

Miss matched socks and mega chill mood. You were an awesomer kid. 

Also, pick up a copy of “I was an Awesomer Kid” now in stores or off amazon. 

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X

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[iwasanawesomerkid]

Mad Max doesn’t have shit on your childhood. You’ve been heavier than metal since birth. 

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If it doesn’t make sense, do it. 

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There’s a reason people say “Cool kids” and not “Cool adults” 

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[iwasanawesomerkid]

Throwback Thursday to being cool as fuck. 

If it sucks to be you, maybe you should stop sucking at being you. 

Big thanks to Ryan for the photo. 

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Were you a shit-ripping hurricane of fuckery that was high off Pixy Stick kiddy crack and swore you’d never grow up? Well, check out I Was an Awesomer Kid in stores now or pick up a copy from Amazon. It’s filled with enough death-defying images to make your parents go bald all over again. 

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X

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Monday mood. 

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Throwback Thursday to when you were the king. 

[iwasanawesomerkid]

Nickelodeon was awesomer. 

You were a Double Dare dreamer with enough Guts to not be Afraid of the Dark. You’d sell your little brother for a chance at Super Toy Run and knew that revenge was a dish best served with green slime. It was your TV channel spirit animal that you lived vicariously through for your entire youth. 

Now you’re old as balls and think Big Bang Theory is actually funny. The Aggro Crag is your growing ass crack as you down another bag of chips while settling in for a Netflix marathon of some mindless bullshit. 

Nick was the best shit since snow days. Let’s stop tuning into lamertainment and demand shows that get back to the roots of kicking ass and being awesomer. 

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Just received the pre-release of I was an Awesomer Kid! 

Pre-order your copy now on Amazon here. 

http://www.amazon.com/Was-Awesomer-Kid-Brad-Getty/dp/145213653X

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Climbing everything was awesomer. 

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