we're all in our private traps

hi, i'm really into tv shows and movies and music and fashion and poetry.

[healinghungry]

accurate representation of school

[jaamesdean-blog]

me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[postpresence]

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[dongboss]

im the grey bubbles

[alexander]

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking hoe and don’t care

[flyteestudio]

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

More tips from my experience:

plain rice goes a long way for meals, and so do dried beans! they usually go for $1/lb at the store

huge bags of potatoes usually go for <$5 at grocery stores, and, when stored properly, they last a long time!

spending a little bit more up front for spices and/or sauces REALLY helps when you’re eating the same plain rice and vegetables every day!

look up ways to make your vegetables last by regrowing or freezing!

check out these subreddits (/r/EatCheapAndHealthy, [check out this post], /r/7DollarDinners, /r/Cheap_Meals, /r/BudgetFood, /r/StudentFood) for more info on eating healthy and cheaply! These help me out a ton!

[firetotheflowers]

When you realize you’re subtweeting yourself and gotta delete before it’s too late

[notafuckingwizard]

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

[hylianears]

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

[sickfake]

fuck yall with your “i want hickies and to nap with him and make out in the bath <3 relationship goals” posts. you know what i want? a smoothie and immediate death. 

[jaamesdean-blog]

person: are you ok?

me: im fine

arrested development narrator voice: that was a lie

[reakiro-deactivated20191023]

having hot friends

pros: u seem cooler

cons: u seem uglier

[jimshdunnnn-deactivated20160902]

needing validation isn’t bad, needing reassurance from others isn’t bad, it’s ok to be clingy, it’s ok to be anxious and afraid and need these things, you are important and worth it

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’ve been using AdBlock for more than five years; I have no idea what the internet actually looks like.

[towlersnow-deactivated20210528]

I’m sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!

[mulderspice-deactivated20190215]

I CANT RBELIEBE THI

[dundermifflinscranton]

[robowtie]

what even is “the real college experience”?? is it crying?? is it netflix?? is it discovering an unknown temple in the middle of the campus??

[profiting]

I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️ 💯% diverse. So fuck your self sweetie(:.