[the-transfeminine-mystique]

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

[buffysummers]

You should come here on Halloween. You’d really see something. We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.

[dramatic-dolphin]

thinking in your target language: coherent and eloquent sentences. you use every verb tense perfectly, the grammatical genders are all correct, and your intonation is like a native speaker’s.

actually speaking your target language:

[localstarboy]

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

[skypig357]

Me if I was that well off tbh

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Chaotic good

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I wanna be super rich so I can do this.

[yimmypee]

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[doggosource]

Me: Who’s a good boy?

Dog:?????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[awwww-cute]

[sovietnam]

[gold-kushkloudz]

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[whitepeopletwitter]

The kids are majorly missing out

[thekwikemart]

drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10 marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

[unbornwhiskeyy]

this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief

[hotboyproblems]

now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials

tomacco juice

tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10

flaming homer/flaming moe

the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10

ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie

this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[badwitchtips]

*puts on a sheet mask* for Aphrodite

[champagnemanagement]

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there