throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party
styofa doing anything

Love Begins
Jules of Nature
Game of Thrones Daily
todays bird

if i look back, i am lost

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

tannertan36
will byers stan first human second
KIROKAZE

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

JBB: An Artblog!
hello vonnie
Keni

No title available
No title available

No title available

#extradirty
Peter Solarz

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from T1

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Austria
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from South Africa

seen from India
@jaceyofarabia
throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party
You should come here on Halloween. You’d really see something. We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.
thinking in your target language: coherent and eloquent sentences. you use every verb tense perfectly, the grammatical genders are all correct, and your intonation is like a native speaker’s.
actually speaking your target language:
imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂
Me if I was that well off tbh
Chaotic good
Now I wanna be super rich so I can do this.
my textbook and i have a lot in common
Me: Who’s a good boy?
Dog:?????????????????????????????????????????????
Me: YOU’RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont remember when i made this
The kids are majorly missing out
drinks from the simpsons rated
bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow
is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau
i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk
brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee
this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice
turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homer’s morning glass of syrup
my teeth are crying 0/10 marge’s homemade pepsi
an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips
i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink
carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat
the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10
this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief
now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials
tomacco juice
tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10
flaming homer/flaming moe
the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10
ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie
this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
truly the language of love
*puts on a sheet mask* for Aphrodite
my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?
me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there