Don't Tell the Elf

James. Australia. Don't follow your dreams, follow my blog.

[hplyrikz]

Date someone who gives you chills just by the way they look into your eyes

(via hplyrikz)

[hplyrikz]

“The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…”

Nicholas Sparks, At First Sight (via hplyrikz)

[another--werewolf]

The last time an Australian PM served a full term, the iPhone had not been invented

ABC News (via another--werewolf)

[madelynadele]

You change your mind, like a girl changes clothes Australia changes Prime Ministers.

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[hplyrikz]

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Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

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“…it felt like a gift from the underworld,” Lundin told The Local. “It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up.”

O_O

[teylurs]

when you hear the first few notes of a taylor swift song playing from a distance

[stephenswhitetshirt]

THE ACCURACY

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[topshotpicks]

[asilookatthemoon]

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

[rdreamwalker]

Life is over as we know it

[221b-hound]

I somehow have the urge to reblog this 25 times in a row.

[mirror]

Being led away from your PC after the season finale

[boredpanda]

Self-Taught Singaporean Artist Creates Hyper-Realistic Drawings On Wooden Boards

[elegantpaws]

Amazing work.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[lizardvangogh]

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

[disp0sableheroes-deactivated202]

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA deal with me apologizing for literally every little thing and constantly needing reassurance that you still like me

[literalizing]

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

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my handwriting is uglier than me

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listen here you little shit

[itstimetosmilee]

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot