we had a smashing time

Hi, I'm Jack. I'm chapter chorister and head boy. I can sing C sharp! This is a lotf rp blog. Feel free to ask me a question (:

[jackass-merridew]

Choir Selfies

Jack: OOOOH Selfie

Jack: *takes picture*

Bill: Holy shit.

Harold: My ass isn't even in it.

Maurice: Hot as fuck.

Simon: Oh my God no delete it I look like a wet rat.

Roger: ...

Robert: Ew.

Jack: One photo guys... Please...

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"You have the hots for me."

"What brought you to that conclusion?"

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[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

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[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

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[text] fuck :’(

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[Text]: can we kill him? ):

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[text]: plz xoxo

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[text]: do you have a guillotine

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[text]: no but i have an axe??

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[text]: after school tmrw?

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[text]: n srry havin dinner w/myself 

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[text]: I’ll be sleeping w/ myself xoxo

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[text]: i have a pussy(cat) to sleep with xoxo

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[text]: gross

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[Text]: Jack you are not allowed to kill Piggy

[Text]: and why ever not ???

[obsessedwithfire]

"Why is everyone so mean to Piggy it’s not his fault he isn’t /as/ handsome as I am!"

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"He's handsomer than you, actually."

[conchist-blog]

fun fact the lord of the flies chief category plays out just like it does in the book

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hey ara hey no it didn't jack won *gasp*

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[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

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[text] fuck :’(

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: can we kill him? ):

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[text]: plz xoxo

[jackass-merridew]

[text]: do you have a guillotine

[speartherear-deactivated2015010]

[text]: no but i have an axe??

[jackass-merridew]

[text]: after school tmrw?

[speartherear-deactivated2015010]

[text]: n srry havin dinner w/myself 

[jackass-merridew]

[text]: I'll be sleeping w/ myself xoxo

[speartherear-deactivated2015010]

[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

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[text] fuck :’(

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: can we kill him? ):

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[text]: plz xoxo

[jackass-merridew]

[text]: do you have a guillotine

[speartherear-deactivated2015010]

[text]: no but i have an axe??

[jackass-merridew]

[text]: after school tmrw?

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hey I just sneezed why haven't you blessed me yet

bless u u massive tit

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[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

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[text] fuck :’(

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: can we kill him? ):

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[text]: plz xoxo

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[text]: do you have a guillotine

[sagelybrush]

Every great leader needs a noble steed, right?

"BUT MY ASTHMA!"

"SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR, PIGGY. SUCKS TO IT."

[kiruiy]

suxx 2 ur FRICKIN assma

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[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

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[text] fuck :’(

[jackass-merridew]

[Text]: can we kill him? ):

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[Text]: piggy died

[text] Good.

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[Text]: I was just telling you about the dream I had last night

[notbattysimon-blog]

*Inhuman screeching*

I TIED FOR BEST HUMAN OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH ;V;

[choirist-blog]

in case nobody noticed, i won reddest head and most likely to be chief, so that makes me Jack Merridew. and also i’m now chief because I said so c:

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Headcanon

Jack’s full name is Jackson Merridew

Roger takes a great deal of pleasure singing Miss Jackson to him in modern au’s

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"Let's go to the Warped Tour!"

"Who's gonna be there?"