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@jackfinalfantasy
i’m going to k*ll chaos.
cursed jack under the cut
gallfriday:
Oh, there she went tearing up again. As if the MAGICAL replenishments she made weren’t real? They were as real as she was! If she was going to be mistreated like this, she’d rather still be with Captain Bi- Um! Okay, maybe not. “W-wait! Wait, don’t-” Being LEFT alone was as bad as being SENT OFF on her own! Wings fluttering as frantically as her heart did, she quickly got to her feet and set off to follow! “I’ll help. I’ll help! I- I… I can sense running water about fifteen minutes walk north of here.”
“It better be. If you’re saying stuff to try and seem useful? I’m putting you back in that bottle.” Frankly, she could’ve stayed -- it wouldn’t bother Jack. Might be easier to hear water running without the obfuscating presence of a weeping fae. Gamely, he did wait for Thalia to catch up, wearing an expression as though he’d taken an intense whiff of dung all the while.
“Which way is north.”
gallfriday:
“I-- I don’t know if I know how.” Crying quietly, she meant. Crying was her means of self-comfort, it was how she restored her mana (the same way the jerky restored her health!) she couldn’t just change her whole thing up! “I’m dignified…” A sniffle, wiping her tears on the fur boa she’d been gifted by Miss Neon a few dungeons prior. “I can make water, if you want! I’m fully charged, ready to help~” And terrified of going off on her own to get berries. What if she got ATTACKED!?
@jackfinalfantasy !!
"Real water, and real food.” This was useless. Where was Jed to handle the babysitting duties? Splitting up to find a place to camp, as if setting up next to the nearest cube-set wasn’t a practical -- indeed, the practical solution. Dragging his axe out of the nearest tree trunk, Jack shouldered the massive weapon, not granting the fairy even the courtesy of eye contact. “I’m going. You can sit here and sob. Least I’ll find a way back easier, that way.”
“ i’m a simple faerie; anything happens, i cry. ”
@gallfriday
"Cry quieter." This was the last time he'd listen to Jed and his big 'democracy' idea. Voting on whether or not they should leave the fairy behind... nonsense. She was slow, she was loud, she ate all the coeurl jerky! Even after saying not to. (Surely, he'd said it.) "Fairies're supposed to be -- artful. Dignified. If you can't manage that, then at least find, clean water. Berries." Beat. "Edible berries."
𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ crying is very punk, trust me, i do it all the time & i am a punk. ” “ do i like him or is he just tall? ” “ not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die. ” “ am i dramatic? yes. is it justified? also yes. ” “ everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head. wow. ” “ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me. it’s called the throne. ” “ let’s get high!! … grades. ” “ i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions. ” “ it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s … me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go. ” “ i am here to say that i am a bisexual who loves mangoes. ” “ why has no one fallen in love with me yet? i’m so bored. ” “ honestly, i don’t even play an active role in my life. shit just happens & i’m like ‘ oh, is this what we’re doing now? okay. ’ ” “ life hack : you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon. ” “ what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around? ” “ it may look like i’m having deep thoughts, but really, i’m just thinking about what to eat next. ” “ do i deserve back pain at this age? ” “ i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry. ” “ i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything. ” “ yes, the rumors are true. i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass. ” “ i try not to sound like an asshole, but it’s really hard because i am an asshole. ” “ someone has to date me eventually, right? ” “ what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of? ” “ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ” “ there’s no way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting. ” “ saying my name is so intimate, why would you do that to me? ” “ don’t ask me about my sexuality. you’re not gonna get a straight answer. ” “ i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining. ” “ the first step to any murder is to have fun & be yourself. ” “ i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life. ” “ i may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep down inside, i am actually angrier. ” “ i push everyone away, but in a way, i am doing them a favor. ” “ what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur? ” “ i’m not even a hot mess. i’m more like a lukewarm mess. ” “ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual. ” “ can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight? ” “ you’re not allowed to be busy, you’re my only friend. ” “ becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life. ” “ is it cold in here, or is that just my heart? ” “ if i sigh loudly enough, will all my problems go away? ” “ hey, sorry i’m late. i didn’t want to come. ”
"teach me how to punch! i wanna give people the one, two!" the pinkette teen, bounced up & down with her hands balled into a fist.
@prideofcornelia
Princesses, right? Not satisfied with hitting the birthright jackpot, they had to be polymaths. Now, Jack wouldn't trade his lifestyle for her's, by any means, but he could certainly understand the appeal of lying back and eating bonbons all day. Better than working the fields, anyway.
Between experience and the crystal's power, Ash was his preferred sparring partner, but the fundamentals were important to practice. Standing, hands on the small of his back, Jack began to limber up, regarding Diana with a single squinted eye.
"Alright, fine. Got a little time, anyway. Two rules: you can't tell the Counselor, and if you get hurt, you tripped." Raising a hand to royalty, surely, would get him on the short list for attempted regicide. "Okay. Punch me. Hard as you can."
Barring the roars and exertions of combat, Jack wasn’t the most talkative traveling companion around. A speak-when-spoken-to kinda guy, he liked to think of it. More important things to do than chatting -- and, well, he didn’t always know what to say. Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, or something to that effect. Ash was better with people, Neon smarter, even Jed could, eh -- Jed was Jed. But lacking that, Jack had to focus on the essential. Like so:
“...Are those cubes?”
“It’s a mercy to forget.”
Jack Garland / Final Fantasy Origins, Stranger of Paradise Iconless until some wild mf makes a bunch of icons I can borrow Character / writer 18+. NSFW themes possible, appropriately tagged. Written by Bogart. Like / rb / follow for a silent fist-bump of acceptance.
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A brutish, focused, and ultimately broken man, Jack Garland seeks only one thing: the complete destruction of Chaos, whatever that should entail. Beyond a fixation, a thirst, a need -- even forgetting his past, his name, means little beyond the ultimate goal in ridding the world of Chaos. He grows frustrated when the goal is denounced or belittled by others, and has little time for long-winded self-aggrandization. Loyal to those he considers allies and comrades, and ruthless toward elements of Chaos, Jack is nothing less than a wrecking-ball. This is not to say he is entirely a hot-headed berserker, but he’s certainly willing to hear what he wants and ignore other input contrary to it.
Somewhat awkward and emotionally stunted, Jack is aware and somewhat unhappy with the persona he gives off, but finds himself unable or unwilling to change it. With memories fuzzy at the best of times, some basis of personality is the best he can cling to. Truly, he cares for his friends, but has difficulty expressing it. A resting bitch face, with the face in question being ‘how much I hate chaos.’
Jack enjoys combat, and doesn’t mind showing it. A preference for using his fists does not preclude him from utilizing any weapon at his disposal. Some enemies are more vulnerable to the piercing blows of a halberd or the crushing might of a greatsword, after all, and his skill with those weapons reflects not only untold ages of experience but the strength of the dark crystal fueling every blow. In addition to martial prowess, Jack is also a skilled wizard, familiar with most human-accessible magical practices.
Any assessment of his ability, however, would be incomplete without the inclusion of two crucial skills: the soul-shield and crystallization. The former refers to Jack’s ability to neutralize, absorb, and fire back a spell or ability with ease, and the latter his ability to exploit lowered defenses to inflict an enemy with quickly growing dark red crystals that explode, usually leading to disintegration.
yes this will be an account for jack garland, shut up, MOM
Ash: 6′3
Jack: 5′9
Jed: 5′6
Sophia: 5′7
Neon: 5′3