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Many a good alternate history begins with the premise, “what if the Roman Empire never fell?”. One thing is for certain: the lowly legionnaire might have looked like this. From artist Léo Ferland-L'Abbé.
Inspired by this terrific painting from Ariel Perez:
..who paints a dazzling army of fantastical soldiers.
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries.
Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.
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D&D 5e: Shields?!?
image credit: Austin Hsu
Shields exist in D&D 5e. That’s about it. You can bash with em and get +2 AC with em, but that’s all that they do. That’s all the customization that they have. But what about the differences in wood and metal shields? What if I carry a buckler? What about my shield breaking? What if I am a simple weapons guy? Shields were hands-down the best options for soldiers in the middle ages fighting with one-handed weapons so they really should have more mechanics dealing with them. Here are some homebrew rules for shields to let more people use them and make using them more fun!
Some notes I couldn’t fit in any section: Shields went out of style as armor improved. People started using two-handed weapons around the same time full plate armor became widely used. The kite shield was used in a time when leg armor was weak or not worn because it was too heavy and unwieldy. The kite shield’s shape could protect their legs without exposing themselves to attack. Also those shields with holes for lances were largely ceremonial or for jousting tournaments only, not adventuring. Bucklers were the most common for someone who needed to be ready for combat at a moment’s notice, as carrying a shield was really tiring unless you were going specifically to battle. But hey, this is a fantasy RPG so we can do whatever looks badass.
Shields
Wooden Shield: +1 AC.
Metal Shield: +2 AC. Only creatures proficient with Medium or Heavy Armor can comfortably use a metal shield. Druids are typically forbidden from using a metal shield.
Wooden Buckler: No AC bonus. Creatures proficient with Light Armor can wear bucklers. Does not provide an AC bonus against ranged attacks. You can use your reaction to deflect an incoming melee weapon attack that beats your armor class, reducing the damage by 1d4. The buckler has a 50% chance to break when used in such a way.
A metal buckler
Metal Buckler: +1 AC. Creatures proficient with Light Armor can wear bucklers. Does not provide an AC bonus against ranged attacks. Druids are typically forbidden from using a metal buckler.
Wooden Tower Shield: +1 AC. You must be proficient in Heavy Armor and have a STR score of at least 13 to comfortably wield a tower shield. You can plant the shield on the ground to gain partial cover (+2 AC). When using the shield in this way, you only move at half your regular movement speed. The bonus provided by the shield does not grant cover against spell attacks. You have a -1 penalty to attacks while using your tower shield for cover.
Metal Tower Shield: +2 AC. You must be proficient in Heavy Armor and have a STR score of at least 15 to comfortably wield a tower shield. You can plant the shield on the ground to gain partial cover (+2 AC). When using the shield in this way, you only move at half your regular movement speed. The bonus provided by the shield does not grant cover against spell attacks. You have a -1 penalty to attacks while using your tower shield for cover. Druids are typically forbidden from using a metal tower shield.
Special Shields
Sticky Shield: When a creature misses you with a melee weapon attack, this sticky shield coated in alchemical slime can catch the weapon. The attacker must succeed on a DC 11 Strength saving throw, or the weapon becomes stuck to your shield. If the weapon’s wielder can’t or won’t let go of the weapon, the wielder is grappled while the weapon is stuck. While stuck, the weapon can’t be used. A creature can pull the weapon free by taking an action to make a DC 11 Strength check and succeeding
Spiked Shield: When you succeed at a Shove attempt when wielding a spiked shield, you deal 1d6 piercing damage to the target. Improvised weapon attacks made using the spiked shield deal 1d6 damage instead of 1d4.
A dhal shield (Indian spiked shield)
Mirrored Shield: Any metal shield treated with alchemical silver. When a ranged spell attack is rolled against the shield’s wielder and the attack misses, the wielder may use their reaction to reflect the spell back at its caster. To do so, the wielder makes an attack roll against the caster using their DEX modifier at disadvantage. If the new attack beats the caster’s AC, the spell affects the caster instead.
Pavise Shield: A tower shield meant for archers to use as cover. It has either a spike on the bottom to be driven into dirt, or a hinged rod to prop it up. Creatures can prop up the pavise shield as an item interaction, or stow it as a bonus action. Once set up, it provides partial cover (+2 AC) for those standing behind it, and it does not move unless hit with a melee attack. You do not need proficiency in Heavy Armor to set up a pavise shield and use it for cover, but using it as a regular tower shield does have this requirement.
Tanglevine Buckler: A wooden buckler intricately grown out of vines by wood elves that can be used to deflect ranged attacks as well as melee attacks in the way described above.
Stonemountain Shield: A dwarven stone tower shield that requires a STR score of 18 or higher to wield. It can be used to provide ¾ cover (+5 AC) when planted on the ground. In addition, it is resistant to being sundered (see below). It has one additional point of durability.
Iron Shield: A metal shield resistant to sundering (see below). It has one additional point of durability.
Shield Interactions
Sundering: You can sunder an enemy’s shield with repeated bashing. You can attempt to hit a creature’s AC minus the bonus provided by their shield to target their shield directly. Each time you hit their shield, roll for damage. For every 7 damage dealt to it, it loses one point of durability. When the last point of its durability is lost, the shield breaks. This also makes it easier for creatures who deal more damage to sunder shields more easily. A magical shield cannot be sundered except by a magical weapon. Use the table below:
Wooden Buckler: 1 durability
Metal Buckler: 2 durability
Wooden Shield: 2 durability
Metal Shield: 3 durability
Iron Shield: 4 durability
Wooden Tower Shield: 3 durability
Metal Tower Shield: 4 durability
Stonemountain Shield: 5 durability
Group Tactics: Shields for the Romans and Greeks were all about group formations. Greek hoplon shields were held in the left hand and the hoplites would sometimes use their righthand neighbor’s shield to block attacks (leading the right flank to often win battles). Roman scutum shields were sometimes used in a tortoise formation to protect everyone from incoming arrows. Give shield-carrying characters adjacent to one another +1 AC against attacks if they opt to halve their speed and always move together to simulate this.
Example of a Roman scutum shield and javelin
Javelins: So another point on Roman scuta: the legionaries would usually throw a few javelins as they made their initial charge. The purpose was not necessarily to kill the enemies (although I am sure that would be perfectly welcome). The intent was to get the cheap-to-make pointed sticks to impale themselves in the enemies’ scuta. Have you ever tried to hold up a 6-foot javelin sticking straight out from your forearm? Me neither but I would imagine it’s unwieldy. You have to either spend time snapping it or ripping it out or just ditch the shield altogether. Javelins in D&D, however, always have felt stupid. It’s just a basic ranged attack for orcs and goblins. Instead, have creatures just carry a few javelins and let them try to disable the PC’s shields! And let them do the same! To do so, make a sundering attempt (see above). If you remove at least 1 point of durability, the javelin sticks and the unlucky creature either has to drop the shield, spend an action making a STR check to break the javelin, or else live with a -10 move speed reduction and no shield bonus.
Two Views Of Fantasy Warfare...
The D&D game is clearly rooted in the medieval warfare tradition.
Soldiers wear chain-mail or plate armor, and they wield weapons such as swords and bows.
Knights gallop across the battlefield on horses, and catapults bombard castle walls.
Yet, the presence of fantastic creatures and magic supports a more modern kind of warfare, in which flying creatures provide air support, soldiers use camouflage or magic to hide themselves from enemies, and spells that affect a large area can devastate clusters of troops.
It’s useful to think of D&D warfare as a continuum with historical medieval warfare on one end and modern warfare on the other end.
Before you take your D&D game to the battlefield, decide where on that continuum you want your battles to be.
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Favorite way of beating a Nazi?
Flat palm to the base of the nose:
-Because you are in the centre line of their body your guard is still up
- Using your palm minimises the risk of personal injury
-It hurts like fuck
- It WILL make their eyes water making it hard for them to see
-It’s bloody AF
- It often induces shock so there is less chance of retaliation
- Broken noses usually cause permanent disfigurement
Yo actually I want to come back to this:
I studied Kung Fu for several years and this was always my favourite move because it works SO WELL.
Basically heads are really tough because they are nothing but bone. If you punch a head there is a REALLY high risk of breaking knuckles/fingers. The palm delivers the same power as a punch without that risk.
Because of the angle of attack it can be used on people much bigger than you AND it’s a weak spot for EVERYONE. You can curl that swastika raising arm all day, every day for the rest of your life, you still gonna catch this one.
As I said earlier, it dominates the centre line of an enemy, meaning that they have to swing wide to hit back (two things cannot occupy the same space) giving you time to react and defend yourself if necessary. All you gotta do is turn at the hips keeping your arms out infront of you and you gonna glide them fascist fingers fight past you.
Oh and it is also really useful if you are being grabbed because the natural reaction to this hit is to cover the nose with both hands, making them let go of you.
(I would advise not leaving your other arm down like the lady in this pic but you get the idea)
Basically palm strikes are the best fucking thing ever. Nazi motherfucker gunna spend the rest of their life looking at the misshapen nose in the mirror wishing they never stepped outside.
1 reblog = one broken Nazi nose
You are literally a toddler having a temper tantrum about people who disagree with you and threatening to hurt them. You should reevaluate your life choices. How will you feel when some of the Nazis hit back?
Take action for Spirit Day on October 19th!
@dylanmarron met with two students to discuss overcoming anti-LGBTQ bullying: “It can’t be just shoved under the rug into this box of, ‘Well that’s snowflake stuff.’”
Take the pledge and stand against bullying for #SpiritDay: http://glaad.org/spiritday
85% of LGBTQ+ students have been verbally harassed. 63% told a school official who either did nothing or told the student to ignore it. That isn’t acceptable.
If you feel safe doing so, stand up with the LGBTQ+ community today (and every day). You can take the pledge, you can donate, you can wear purple to show you believe in GLAAD’s Spirit Day mission to end bullying.
And remember, if you need someone to talk to, we have a list of free and confidential counseling hotlines and live chats for you to use.
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How about we say all bullying in general. You'd be suprised how many straight people this happens to as well.
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I love how he picks Peter up by his head! 😭♥️
Recently saw Spider-Man: Homecoming. Loved it.
I love this
So only men get guns in this country?
As we all know, October is drawing near and the next big event will be on October 9th, which unfortunately is still “Columbus Day” in several parts of the US.
Since October 9th will be an especially difficult time for a lot of Natives, I say we should go all out. Post selfies, post artwork or poems or things you’ve created, submit or send asks about your favorite Indigenous films, actors, activists, historical figures, or anything that gives you a sense of pride and inspiration.
If you would like The Aila Test to add links to articles/documentaries/other sources that detail the horrors of Christopher Columbus, let us know. We will set up a tag if you’d like to blacklist it, but I think it would be helpful and healing for everybody if we made this day more about us, our accomplishments, our creation, our pride, and our personal growth and happiness.
If Tumblr is going to be your place to escape on that day, it might help if your feed is full of beautiful Indigenous people.
Let me know if you have any suggestions on how to make these days special or if you have any questions.
See you then!
I don't know why so many people hate Columbus Day. It doesn't celebrate the genocide of the people that he would massacre years later, it barely even celebrates the man. It is a celebration of the "discovery" of the new world, which, like it or not, is a very important part of European and American Indian history. Not only that, but Columbus Day is also about Italian pride. I don't know why Columbus Day would be painful for American Indian descendents living today, because the genocide that occurred was an event that happened hundreds of years ago. If you want to make people sympathetic to your cause, don't threaten to get rid of Columbus Day. Change it's meaning. Make Columbus Day a celebration of Native American culture, as a celebration of the event that made American Indian culture known. Don't play the victim card. Your ancestors would not have done that. If you come from a strong American Indian bloodline, show pride in it on Columbus Day. Fighting to have it not be a national holiday is weak and petty.
STOP SEXUALISING CHILDREN!!!!
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STOP SEXUALISING CHILDREN!!!!
I'm sorry about you're experience thorne, and I hope your daughter never has to live through that.
“You should be grateful you’re receiving a good education - a lot of teenagers in poorer countries would LOVE to be in your shoes!!”
Okay but here’s the thing. I appreciate the fact that I’m getting an education. I acknowledge that some of the stuff we learn in school is necessary to, if nothing else, not sound stupid in daily conversations with our peers. When I say I hate school, I don’t mean the education part of it (although that can be and often is boring). No, I mean I hate OTHER aspects of school.
I hate the stress that comes merely from being in that environment - getting all of your homework done, remembering tests, reaching your classes in time, to name a few.
I hate the social interactions that leave me utterly drained at the end of the day, whether it’s a simple hello or dealing with the rejection of being ignored in a group conversation.
I hate the way my free time is forcibly sacrificed to mandatory homework and “optional” studying (that’s actually necessary if you want to pass the class), free time in which I could have used to better myself or even just relax - which is very important for your mental health.
I hate the late nights spent desperately trying to catch up on work, review notecards, or simply stressing about upcoming projects and tests.
I hate the dread in the pit of my stomach when I know I’ll have to interact with someone who I dislike or dislikes me, or when I’ll have to present a project to the entire class.
When I say I hate school, I don’t mean I hate education. I mean I hate SCHOOL.
Tbh, I've never needed to study, my entire life. Yet I've done it anyway so I can do the best. Honestly, it's a competition in my eyes, and I always want to be the best.
no improvement of machinery, no appliance of science to production, no contrivances of communication, no new colonies, no emigration, no opening of markets, no free trade, not all these things put together, will do away with the miseries of the industrious masses;
Marx - Speech 1864 (via dailymarx)
This is so idiotic. I'm happy to see that over 140 years later, communism has utterly failed in every contener of the globe.
What Hillary Really Thinks: Voter Suppression
Of course, because it wasn't her fault that she lost the election!