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Matt Cooke: Remake of Jingle Bells

Matt Cooke: Rewrite of Jingle Bells

Skating through the ice, on a Pittsburgh Penguins team Past the haters we go, climbing to the top Cookie scores a goal, Making spirits bright oh what fun it is to assist or score, in another win tonight

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box, HEY!!

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box

A year or two ago, he’d probably take that hit and soon Mr. Shanahan would be calling his cell phone the punishment would be long and hard, misfortune seemed his loft, then Cooke took a long break, and there he grew a lot

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box, HEY!!

Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box

A day or two ago, this story I must tell cooke when out on the ice, and score is what he did a gone when skating by, in a jersey we don’t like, Cooke laughed at him, spying an easy hit, but quickly skated away

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box, HEY!!

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box

Now the race is on, Go Matt prove them wrong take the boys along and sing this scoring song just show them a Stanley cup, 24 at the top jumping into the playoff berth, and crack you take the lead

Oh Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and stay out of the box, HEY!!

Matt Cooke, Matt Cooke, Proving those haters wrong Oh what fun it is to score, and STAY…OUT…OF…THE…BOX

#Matt Cooke #jingle bells #my rewrite

All I want for Christmas is a heath roster: Remake of All I want for Chirstmas is my two front teeth

All we want for Christmas is a healthy penguins roster a healthy penguins roster, to see a healthy penguins roster! Gee, if we could only have a healthy penguins roster, then we would have a "Merry Christmas."

It seems so long since we could say, "Penguins are 100% healthy!" Gosh oh gee, how happy we'd be, if they could only play (whooo, whhoooo) All we want for Christmas is a healthy penguins roster a healthy penguins roster, to see a healthy penguins roster! Gee, if we could only have a healthy penguins roster, then we would have a "Merry Christmas."

It's Gonna be Sid: Remake of It's Gonna be me

It’s gonna be Sid ohhhh yea!

He might been hurt babe, that aint no lie. he seen those game come and go, oh I

Remember when he told us, that it will Make you believe in one men is no team

Maybe that’s why every little thing he does never seems enough for him

We don’t want to lose him again but he not like them

Baby when he finally, get to play somebody Guess what? He gonna be amazing

We got no choice fans, but to push on You know There aint no time to waste, caue we’ll get to behind to catch, but in the end we know It’s gonna be Sid

He can’t be denied so just tell us when

(chorus)

Gonna be Sid ohhhh yea

There comes a day when he be number one you’ll see…It’s gonna be Sid

All that he does is enough for us, don’t want to lose him, but he’s not like them

Baby when he finally gets to play somebody Guess what, he gonna be amazing

All that he does is enough for us, don’t want to lose him, but he’s not like them

Baby when he finally gets to play somebody Guess what, he gonna be amazing

#Sidney Crobsy #my songs #this one is really bad #i am bored #deal with it

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Friendship Remake of I Want Candy

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Jesus Take The Neal...remake of Jesus Take The Wheel cowrote with @iwanttoletango (Natalie)

He was driving last Friday on his way to Pennsylvania

On a chilly September day

Going there for training camp with his team

With hockey sticks in the backseat

Fifty miles to go and he was running low on pucks and stick tape

It’d been a long summer

He had a lot on his mind and he didn’t pay attention

He was going way to fast

Before he knew it he was crashing

Head first into the sideboards

He saw everything with blurry eyes

He didn’t even have time to cry

The doctors came

To examine him on the ice

Jesus take the Neal

Protect him from the boards

Don’t let him have a concussion

He’s getting up

He doesn’t have a pain

You saved him from the hit he took

Jesus take the Neal

It started getting colder as they made it to the playoffs and the team couldn’t be stopped He smiled when he say the puck on the blue line Hiding like a buck

For the first time is a long time he had the chance to lead he said thank you for the chance to begin my new life He knew how he had to change but he got crushed tonight

Jesus take the Neal

Protect him from the boards

Don’t let him have a concussion

He’s getting up

He doesn’t have a pain

You saved him from the hit he took

Jesus take the Neal

He’s getting up

He doesn’t have a pain

You saved him from the hit he took

From the hit he took

Jesus take the Neal

Take the Neal, Neal, Neal!

#iwanttoletango

Any Sens of Mine: remake of Any Man of Mine

This is what a fan wants

Any Sens of mine gonna be proud of them Even when the lose I’m still gonna love them And they can be late to the playoffs that’s fine But they better make it sometime

Any Sens of mine’ll say out teams just right When this year’s stress is a little too high And everything they do or say better be okay When we have a bad ga-me

I don’t plan on changing my mind A million times I will always say yea, yea, yea, yea…I like my Sens that way.

Chorus: Any Sens of mine will walk the line They’re gonna show us a scorin’, fightin’, savin’ kind of time I wanna have some Sens who know, how the game goes It’s gonna be a high scorin’, long lastin’, high stakin’, fun-tastic time Any Sens of mine

Well any Sens of mine will disagree When someone says another team is better than them and when their scoring goal, I’m screaming like that I gotta say, “Mmmmmm, I like my Sens like that yeah!”

And I won’t change my mind A million times I will always say “yea, yea, yea, yea, yea…I like my Sens that way”

(Chorus)

I will always say “yea, yea, yea, yea, yea…I like my Sens that way”

(Any Sens, Any Sens, Any Sens)

(chorus)

You gotta learn to skate, make the world see don’t trip, slash, charge, charge, then you’ll go city to city, arenas to arenas

‘Till you skate break, till your head and your back ache keep it movin’ ‘till you just can’t take it anymore come on everybody on the ice a-one, two, a-three, score, yup goal, yup

You wanna be my a Sens of mine? That’s right This is what a fan wants!

#alfieisourking #my song

Stanley For My Team: remake of Wanna Take You Home

I’ve been watching you boys the way you move got the ice on fire oh yea, rock my world

Want Stanley for my team Well I anit letting it go home with a team who don’t deserve it

Oh yea, don’t say no I want Stanley for my team They should never be lonely (lonely) There the best I’ve ever seen

I wanna take it back to my town we can dance down the city streets wanna hear their cars beeping down the street-way right no to that main street stage

I wanna see it rose next to me I wanna ease their minds and maybe set them free I want Stanley Cup for my team

Oh my time does fly april and the season is ending Are we saying goodbye or are the playoffs come to us?

(chorus)

Raise the cups next to me all our troubles up and leave Ease our minds and set us free c’mon c’mon

Stanley stay with us this year hug and squeeze and hold you tight kis s your face in the morning light c’mon, c’mon

(chorus)

#penguinshawkey #erin

Canes: remake of Fame

We can’t help ourselves we are addicted to a life of not typical It’s not some kind of joke we’re obsessively addicted to mystical

Allw e care about is tall centers Goalies and big checkers Give us something we want to see Stanley glamor, Carolina, yes, we’re living for the

Canes, doin’ it for the Canes ‘cause we want to live the life of the Stanley Cup famous Canes don’t it for the Canes ‘cause we got to taste the champagne from Silver fortune

Canes Canes, baby the Canes, Canes We live for the Canes, Canes, baby the Canes, Canes It isn’t a shame, shame, baby, A shame, shame Cheering for the Canes, Canes, baby the Canes, Canes

I can see them in the Playoffs with their faces on tv screens photograph, their goals and whatever else we like to shoot we decide

All we care about is dancing goalies, Boys on screens and bromances. Give us something we wanna see goalies and hot boys in odd positions

(Chorus)

Don’t ask me how or why But I’m gonna keep cheering this time My teenage dream tonight

Canes, doin’ it for the Canes ‘cause we’re gonna live the life of the Stanley Cup FAMOUS!!

#hannah

I Love My Team remake of Love You Like A Love Song

It has been said and done everyone beautiful thoughts have already been called and I guess right now here’s another one so your memory will go on and on with the best of ‘em

My teams beautiful like a streak come alive, incredible a centerfold, miracle, lyrical They made my life begin and I want them to know badly

I, I love my team, they’re the penguins baby I, I love my team, they’re the penguins baby I, I love my team, they’re the penguins baby and they keep repeat-peat-peat-peat-preating

Constantly they play thought my mind like a play-off game there’s no way to describe what they do to me They just do to me…what playas do

And it feels like I’ve be selected I’ve been set free, I’m hypnotized by their destiny

They are magical, physical, beautiful

Chorus

No one can compare they stand alone to every record they own it melts my heart that’s why they are a team that goes on and on

Chorus till the end

#gio #giographical

Blair Remake of Ginny (VHPM)

Oh hey Jamie

Hey check this out I wanna, I wanna show you something

Oh yea, what is it?

Well there is this guy that I really like and I wanna let you know I’m stealing him from you

So I wrote a song for him Just for the purpose of now, because the song isn’t really done Im going to put a lighting player where his name should be

But you know I doubt it will work It will probably no work at all but let’s just try it out, check it out!

You’re short and cute and rare you have great hair care uhhh….Blair

I’m the ice to your polar bear You’re the hair to my woolly bear Blair

You hotter then a billionaire I wanna play you in some foursquare Blair

You’re cuter than a teddy bear I wanna take you to my rocking chair That’s in my room Blair Blair Blair

You know, this ab- It doesn’t work absolutely not Doesn’t work with his name at all It sounds horrible with his name It sounds dumb

So I do know What do you think? Is it enough to steal a player from you?

You have already stole him

Cool! Great, cause it’s for Comrie!

#Sivan #cruciotheheart #blair jones #VHPM

Staal Boys: Remake of Tim McGraw

We said the way their eyes shine put those Canadian stars to shame every night some say “that’s a lie.”

Just some boy at a sod farm that have a tendency of growing up in other towns every night

And we are right beside them all year long and will never wake to find that they are gone

Well when you think Staal Boys I hope you think my favorite team the one we cheer for all year long the moon like a spotlight on their lake

When you think happiness I hope you think them great tall men think of them leading your team and their old faded jerseys

When you think Staal Boys I hope you think of…pens

September brings a month of tears, and thanking God that we have them here we love them like that

In a box on our screens is some post they must never see from all those years back

It’s hard not to find it all a little obsessive and looking back on all of that, it’s fun to dream

Well when you think Staal Boys I hope you think my favorite team the one we cheer for all year long the moon like a spotlight on their lake

When you think happiness I hope you think them great tall men think of them leading your team and their old faded jerseys

When you think Staal Boys I hope you think of ….canes

And their back from the first time since the end, we’re standing on the seats and there’s a picture left on our desktops and the first thing that we think

Well when you think Staal Boys I hope you think my favorite team the one we cheer for all year long the moon like a spotlight on their lake

When you think happiness I hope you think them great tall men think of them leading your team and their old faded jerseys

When you think Staal Boys I hope you think of …rangers

Oh think of…wolves hmmmmmmmmmmm

We said the way their eyes shine, put those Canadian stars to shame every night Who says that’s a lie!

#marissa roo

Turn Around: Remake of White Horse

Say you’re sorry that face of a flyer came out just before you wanted it to as I pace back and forth on this day I honestly thought it wasn’t true Holding on the days drag on silly flower, I should have known, I should have known

That you’re not my bromance this anit your team you’re not the one to score for me, leader of my Stanley cup

This isn’t Pittsburgh this is a different town I was a dreamer before you went and joined them

Now it’s too late for you and your precious face to come around

Baby I was naïve, got lost in your eyes and never really had a chance I had so many dreams about our bromance together forever ….Now I know

CHORUS

And there you are on your skates trying to score, to score on me Just like I always wanted, but not really

Cause I’m not your flower this anit your team I’m going to find someone someday who might actually stay forever

This is a big world, that was a small time there you are in your rearview mirror disappearing now and it is too late for you and your precious face

Now it’s too late for your precious face to turn around oh, whoa, who, whooaaaaaa

To turn around Ohhhh… it’s too late to turn around

#max talbot #Marc-Andre Fleury #penguins #flyers #hockey #mysong #hockeyfan11121822

Your tounge is sexy?: Remake of Do you think I'm Sexy

Eric…. Eric Staal… Ohhh…

We sit alone waiting for seduction We are so nervous as you answer all the questions you’re lips are dry, our hearts are gently pounding don’t you know exactly what we’re thinking?

Boy you’ve got the body and we think you’re sexy come on honey show your tongue

Yes we think we need you promise we won’t touch you come on honey show your tongue

Show your tongue baby

You’re acting shy spitting out the answers Ah come on, staalsy Let’s lip those lips together now hold on a minute before we go much further we will give you a dime so you can phone your brothers

We catch a cab to your sod farm mansion at last we can tell you exactly what our hearts meant

Boy you’ve got the body and we think you’re sexy come on honey show your tongue

Yes we think we need you promise we won’t touch you come on honey show your tongue

Our hearts are beating like a drum ‘cause at last we got your tongue rolling relax, baby, now let it gooooo

Boy you’ve got the body and we think you’re sexy come on honey so your tongue

Yes we think we need you promise we won’t touch you come on honey show your tongue

Boy you’ve got the body and we think you’re sexy come on honey so your tongue

Yes we think we need you promise we won’t touch you come on honey show your tongue

#cant believe im posting this #king-wardo #marissa #eric staal

Bam Jam Jam: Remake of Chim Chim Cheree

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-ee My family is lucky as lucky can be

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-er-oo! Our love with rub off when we play games with you or say hi in chat And that’s love too!

Now as the ladder of tumblr ‘As been strung You make think that were On the bottommost rung

Though we spend our time On Nutsy and Bots On this ‘ole wide web There’s no ‘appier blokes

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-ee My family is lucky as lucky can be

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-er-oo! Our love with rub off when we play games with you

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-ee My family is lucky as lucky can be

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-er-oo! Our love with rub off when we play games with you!

We choose our nouns with pride Yes, we do A noun to explain happy And a noun to explain Rude

On where the cards are all silly and funny ‘Tween a game and a chat is the Bam Jam Jam world

When there’s ‘ardly no day and we play all night

There’s things about hockey and things that are not on the chat room of Apples we talk with delight

Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-ee When your with a BamJamJam You’re in glad company

No where is three A more ‘appier crew then them wot sings

“Bam Jam Jam-ee Bam jam Jam-oo On the Bam Jam Jam Bam Jam Jam-ee Bam Jam Jam-oo

#for my Bam Jam Jam crew #i love you all!

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I love the Canes: Remake of I'm Only Me When I'm With You

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#king-wardo #mysongs #canes

Best Friend: Remake of Homeboy

We were too crazy for our little square friends with our cowboy boots and our dancing all around heard you grabbed your keys, pushed your daddy away tore off in your car there we were dancin’ those last Wednesday nights our hair off our necks, fake boots on our feet you got that look on your face, but you can’t fool me, we both know who you are

CHORUS: Best friend you gonna wish one day you were dancin’ it up, with your best friend Jame. with your high school friend on one side, ice cold captain on the other Ain’t no shame in a little line dance, little fun, little laugh, little small town party If you don’t ever do anything else for me just do this for me LISA, Come dance, best friend

I’s dancin’ away, at Cow Boy UP Thoughts of us three amigos at the bar Man it seems like we were just kickin’ dust off our boots now you’re caught up in that boy I can use a little friend to dance with me I can teach ya pretty face within a hour or two Ain’t a glamorous life, but it’ll keep you away from the tears and not worry me all to death

(Repeat Chorus)

You can’t hold back the hands of time I’m goin’ gray and so is your mind I wish you’d come back and dance with me tonight before we’re called…best friend

Best Friend Come and Dance Best Friend Come and Dance

#country #readytofallagain #mysongs

Empty Net: Remake of Fly

In a moment everything did change Feel the pressure behind you

For the year, all the fans could say no points for my bbbaaabbbyyyy.

Chorus: Can you hear it ringing Can you feel it in your stick Can you trust your accuracy?

And make a GOAL!!

Empty…

Open is the goal for you that’s that easiest way to … score

Empty Net

Forget about the reason why, you haven’t scored and shoot the puck, cause it’s your time

Time to score…

All you worries, leave them with the pens Find a team you can play for you’ve got something to tell them about.

Poor Atlanta, Gone forever

(Chorus)

And you were the last to score a goal Poor Atlanta what a shame

Trust yourself and don’t give up I know you’re better than anyone else

In a moment everything did change Feel the pressure behind you

(Chorus)

In a moment everything did change

#mysongs #merctalbotier #comrie #hilary

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