Somthing Witty

31|black| I ain't got time.

[jams-sims]

Hilda and Aoi should fuck...

Idk new pairing unlocked they should fight and kiss and im not even slightly joking. All the boys are trash, and i am talking about my sons too.

[jams-sims]

This had me fucking screaming. Furuichi always praying on Oga downfall. But has home girl fujoshing out behind him the entire time. Like bro YOUR COOKED!

[jams-sims]

Gay.

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design, so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[jams-sims]

OH THAT SO FUCKING GOOD!! The moment with boss during the interview and that big set up. I'm glad they made this sooo different from the webtoon. The clarification that they are not here to beat up kids, they aren't here to protrct teachers. HANDS ARE RATED E FOR EVERYONE!!!

We are here for the victims!! That what i'm talking about!!!

[jams-sims]

You know what I was thinking the same fucking thing- WHERES YALL TEACHERS AT LIKE DAMN!

[jams-sims]

We use to be a Nation, we use to put anime male lead in drag. IT USED TO MEAN SOMETHING!!!

[jams-sims]

Rubbing my hands together as we enter my favorite type of Furuichi. The I will never be able to compare or that i'm a weak link Furuichi. I always wanted to rectify this in fanfiction because I feel like you should have got his own special power. Instead of being just the friend who gets beat up alot and everyone else is stupid strong. (It was kinda the trend during this time, i'm glad it lowkey died out.)

I will be fixing this come, me writing my own fic.

[jams-sims]

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THAT NOT ON PURPOSE-

Ogas wife (shows both Hilda and Furuichi) I see your game show! I see you!

[jams-sims]

Its kinda fucking me up watching the anime or maybe it like a develop brain looking at old story and putting together piece better as I've grown up-

All the characterizations for Oga is just incorrect. I feel like a lot of us (me included I was there!! I was also writing fanfic!!! This isn't shade!! If it shade to anyone it to old fanfic writer meee) kinda went with face value stuff "hes stupid, can't process emotions, selfish and kinda one tracked mind." An went- YUP THATS OGA

Actually Oga is more of a fake idgaf I have ever seen!!! He's actually very connected to himself and his morals. He doesn't fuck with people who throw their friends away. He doesn't like the overly evil bank robbers because again they don't fit his mindset. I think he understand everything that he does but is just a teenage boy who is matching engery given. Oga is actually mad funny and get tilted so hard. Hes not the stoic type at all, nor cold and silent.

Hes meeting the world hes in on equal footing. He's also weirdly ace coded but I hate (even tho im ace) putting that on a character simply because he hasn't shown any attraction. (I also think ita a major trope the Shonen lead either a real prevert or to whismical to think about sex.) An to that i'll say that I personally, I think hes on the spectrum but under the (has to really feel a connection to want to be with someone.) Oga has to have a REAL connection for interest to be shown whether it's friendship or something romantic.

An also so far its very episodic so the real plot hasn't kicked in yet. I'm currently on episode 5 as I typed this.

Also Furuichi has no bussiness being here 90% of the time he really is just emotional support best friend. My guy was getting groped and drowned FREE MY SON!!! 😭

[possessable]

i like when characters have weird inexplicable intimate bonds but i don't understand romantic or sexual attraction so it's just weird bullshit instead #myweirdbullshit #ilovemyweirdbullshit #secretthirdthing

[jams-sims]

I'm watching the Beelzebub anime for the first time instead of reading the manga like I always do. An I find it so interesting that this has been untapped angst potential when it comes to Ogafuru. (Also such a product of its time to be mega homophobic or even joke about it. Bro if the shit wasn't pulling Naruto level of HES JUST MY FRIEND GUYS I PROMISE. 100 plus chapters of why that statment isn't true, it was the exact opposite. Lets make jokes about it!)

Comphet Furuichi who has a such a distaste for guy. But subconsciously scared that if he explore anything that was heteronormantive his family would truly disown him like the situation now that he is facing. Instead of being understanding (even if its a lie) the sister laughs, the mom and dad freak out and Furuichi is left floundering. Because in both sense of the word he is playing the staright man in the narrative.

[fujoshicaterpillars]

I am 3 days late but it’s never too late to celebrate my boy’s birthday!!

[fujoshicaterpillars]

Happy birthday to my boy furuichi (and also zoro!?) I and everyone luv u!<3<3<3

[itshatsuye]

The food, its ready!!!

I love this so much 😭😭 I can see this happening lmaoo 🤣

(Thank you lots to @\kyuto_hans on twt)

[fujoshicaterpillars]

Happy birthday to my son furuichi takayuki!!

2 days late but I finish it.

Rereading and rewatching beelzebub was a blast. I loved the scene in the anime where they were sitting at the riverside while furuichi was apologizing to oga for getting kidnapped. So, I was thinking that it might be some place where they had been hanging around just having simple fun times and watching the sunset together.

[two-nine-eighteen]

Beelzebub and the undefeated best (b)romance in Shonen history died way too fast and too soon and I will never not be salty about it.

I just reread the manga to see if it still holds up and goddamn it does, this shit is up there with some of the currently peak comedy manga like Grand Blue and Life Lessons with Uramichi AND the Furuichi arc still makes me fucking cry.

Also I made this to please the demonically active Beelzebub plushie I have in my bedroom

He is satisfied