[It’s that time of the year. The time of the year that Verne feels completely justified to break the fuck into Jane’s house and settle himself at the end of her bed. Not that he’s particularly been stopped from doing so at any other point in the year. It’s just that now, with his feet tucked up next to hers, he doesn’t feel bad hovering over the sleeping blonde and prodding her awake.
His fingers trace through her hair and poke at her cheeks, shaking and shaking her shoulders until he thinks he see her start to gain consciousness.]
Jane, Jane, Jane, Janey. Wake up, Janey. It’s time.
[He only lets up in his stream of poking, shaking, and pleading to kiss the tip of her nose contentedly.]
We can’t miss the most important day of the year.
Noooooooooo. [The contempt in Jane's voice is obvious, barring on contentious. Her eyes barely opening up at all in the flurry of prods and pokes and strokes through her hair that might have been nice had they not been quick, pared with quick-spoken words in a childlike manner so annoying that she thinks she might be having a fever dream.]
Can't we do the most important day of the year when the sun is fucking out?
[Which is obviously not the point because it's black friday which is done long before the sun reaches its peak over the horizon and kisses the sky golden and blue. Done while it's still dark. Black. Which is probably why it's called black friday and she tiredly doesn't want to realize that she's just now putting that together.
She swats at his attempt at something sweet. Jane, the bitter old man, grumpy over nose kisses.]
Let me sleep and we'll do whatever you want after.











