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Just saw a video where a Red Bull shattered a glass window, i gotta start finding a liver donor

These blue takis genuinely mutated my dna. Don’t bury me, the ground around me is gonna turn radioactive.

Spiderman movie and Petal in one day, this is an annoying person who’s gonna be okay

And I love a good hat

And I hate when a company discontinues its best products

If I see you whip out a snack tin with 3 cashews, an olive, and half a chip imma smack tf out of you

Till this day, I don’t understand why people refer to this territory as the Midwest when it is so clearly on the east

Like yes, I am aware that it was the old West because exploration started on the east but people from Ohio will still claim to be from the mid west.

If your state is on the right side of this image and you call yourself midwestern ima smack you

I wanna work at the bibidibabidi boutique

Happy 7/11 !!!!

One of my deepest regrets will forever be giving away my doll collection

Forever gonna be a tiny bit bitter about the fact that I never got to go to an English boarding school like in wild child

No and lowkey the amount of people that misinterpret, or just don’t care about the overall message of the movie obsession… get outta here

The new season of American Horror Story being a continuation of coven is gonna have me being real annoying

If I didn’t feel every bone in my body shake, or roll jiggle while rollerskating on concrete. I’d rollerskate everywhere

Just put a tampon in for the first time, I’ll update if my leg falls off

As good of a song as it is. Can we not play “love to love you baby” by Donna Summer while I’m around my parents.

One of the most embarrassing things you can do is camp out for a Trader Joe’s mini tote bag

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