JEON JUNGKOOK is TWENTY-EIGHT years old. a SINGER, SONGWRITER, PRODUCER, and PERFORMER under BIG HIT MUSIC, he is best known as a member of BTS. when he's not traveling the world for work, he splits his time between SEOUL, south korea, and LOS ANGELES, california. driven by ambition and a desire to improve, he is hardworking to a fault and often his own harshest critic. confident, charismatic and determined, he thrives under pressure and rarely backs down from a challenge. loyal, protective, and dependable, he values honesty and trust above all else, especially when it comes to the people he cares about. he is currently TAKEN and has been dating KIM TAEHYUNG since april 2026.
your boyfriend handles the trashed rental car? what. a. catch! oh, we all know you're not fluent in adult, but i'd have thought you knew that a crashed rental car isn't a good look. i'm pretty sure uber eats doesn't deliver to highway location markers, but you go ahead and try that out. call me when you inevitably give up trying to make it on the road and i'll come pick you up.
are you implying that i'm not a catch? have you not seen me? i'm straight up chuck norris. bad-fucking-ass. also, speak for yourself. you can't even cut a cucumber and you're out here talking about being a catch? get out of here. i wouldn't exactly call it crashed, though. it was more like a minor incident. i just happened to dislocate its shoulder. yeah, so you can spend the next week laughing about having to pick up a dehydrated korean from the side of the road? nah, i'm good.
i feel like there are cooler ways, but i'll give it to you! i think that a car on the side of the road, could lead to that. but that could also lead you down the path of a true crime documentary. do we really want that to happen? though i'm sure people are already convinced you have a doppelganger somewhere. see, i think that if i really wanted to, i could change your mind, but i'll let you have this.
but.. what if i do? what if i want to become the mysterious celebrity who suddenly vanished without a trace, and the only clue investigators have to go on is an abandoned car on the side of the road? number one on netflix right then and there. wait... i have to google whether i have a doppelgรคnger, because how awesome would that be?
YOONG: it's cause it's you. you and tae, i let get away with a lot. you know i don't mind you leaning on me.
YOONG: oh, okay. i mean i wouldn't be against it. plus i feel much better knowing you two are near if i need anything. i appreciate you a ton, kook. if i was going through this alone, i honestly don't know how i'd manage. we can at least visit tang though.
YOONG: it does. i hate it. i want something i can't have and it sucks so much. he wanted to talk face to face and i feel i'm gonna be even more of a mess.
JUNGKOOK: so about that... i sort of have a confession to make. and please keep in mind that you literally just said you'd let me get away with a lot of shit.. i might've left a pony in your backyard a few months ago, and i'm not entirely sure if it's still there. but if it makes you feel any better, i reached out to my brother and asked him to check on it. i just completely forgot about it until jiminssi reminded me.
JUNGKOOK: of course! i already spoke to tae and he's completely on board with you moving in with us. and as for tang, he can have the upstairs area while bam gets the downstairs. the only exception is at night, because bam always comes upstairs and sleeps in our bedroom. you're never alone, hyung. never.
JUNGKOOK: okay, but have you thought about maybe going on a date with someone who isn't jin? i know it's probably not the healthiest approach, but it did make me forget about tae for a little while.. granted, that only lasted six hours before tae confessed his feelings, so..
so, obviously i know you're all about mom life these days, which, by the way, massive respect. but i was thinking back to when i first stepped into the spotlight and you were kind of the it girl, and i had the biggest crush on you for the longest time. and it got me thinking, especially since i didn't see you at coachella.. what would it take for us, and by us, i mean me, to get you out and about these days? ( @gigiihdids )
i'm the one to tell you? wow, wasn't expecting that. i feel like that isn't really a surprise with how many songs are out there about that. i never know how people will react when i admit that. i have the feeling that there are a ton of edits out there? i'm playing catch up with wanting to know what's going on in the world, but you're welcome.
yeah, but to be fair, i've also been sort of busy these past couple of days, so even if i did hear about it, it didn't exactly register. you know, i think it's because the song came from a kpop idol. whenever we step outside the norm and do something people don't expect from us, it tends to blow up. true, but most of the edits are just fancams from concerts and my boyfriend apparently being in a relationship with a girl from blackpink. funny shit. so what are you hyperfixating on at the moment?
i get that and you know i could have easily helped you out there, hyung. doesn't matter if i'm in a different timezone, i'd could get you a tow truck. good that you did and i'm sure the two of them were on their was instantly. i mean, i get that. don't even blame you for vibing too hard and the curb just seeming to appear.
i know, but i wasn't sure if you'd be awake, and i know how hard you've been working lately. i ended up calling tae, and as i understood it, he got yoongi to call a tow truck because his english is a little more polished than mine and tae's. thank you! i'm not lying when i say that it literally appeared out of nowhere.
dude, you're not wrong. though, i didn't end up calling an uber. i'm pretty sure i would've ended up in a documentary if i had. also, huge fan of you, by the way.
ohh, i'm sorry, mate. but i don't know, a new life on the road could really freeing. you'd definitely encounter some interesting characters, at least. now that said, i do suspect a tow truck is probably the more practical option. did you get everything handled?
the way i envisioned it, it kind of did sound like the way to go, but i also think i would've worried a lot of people if i'd actually gone through with it. when you say interesting characters, are we talking homeless people? because that would be legit, considering i'm pretty sure they have some of the best stories about their lives. true, but i ended up calling my boyfriend, who then proceeded to call a tow truck.
i wouldnโt do that because if they find out it was you you possibly can be in a lot of trouble. if you want to do that try out of an action film you get to wreck things all the time and itโs part of the job.
well damn. here i was thinking i was going to get off scot free. okay, but i haven't really done any acting unless we're counting commercials, so i'm not sure i'd ever actually experience that. would be pretty awesome, though.
i know you do. they are both chaotic messes. the joys of being the eldest. doesn't hurt at all to try and hope he can. they would! they'd easily tell on us. you know they would and then army will make it viral as well. don't need hyung to come after us for that. you would since i'm sure hyung would have questions. you have my consent easily babe. i won't mind at all if you dyed my hair back.
at least you don't live with them anymore, babe. see, you'd think i'd be more terrified of what army would do if they found out, but i'm actually kind of scared of what suga hyung would say. um, so here's the thing about that... as much as i loved oreo taetae, i have to admit that the new hair is kind of growing on me. babe, it's 2018 all over again.. so.. you wanna....?
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YOONG: no, i don't blame you at all. i let you do whatever anyway.
YOONG: i know. you both would welcome me with open arms. yeah? wanna make sure i'm okay. i appreciate it. how close by are we talking?
YOONG: i know you are. i appreciate you being there for me while i'm going through my emotions here.
JUNGKOOK: i mean, you kinda do.. but maybe that's also why i tend to lean on you.
JUNGKOOK: listen, hyung. i'm going to talk to tae about this at some point after the concert later, but what if you stayed at our place for a while? i remember when i went through what you're going through, having tae live with me was a huge comfort. i just don't want you to be alone during breaks.
JUNGKOOK: it sucks, doesn't it? it will get better, though. i promise you.
if you manifest it hard enough, there could be, or you know... i could buy a highway and name it route 69. would that be overkill or am i doing the lord's work? i don't know why that doesn't seem healthy, i think that's really cute actually. a collab with you guys has been one of my dreams i have yet to accomplish. why do you think i was begging to meet you at the billboard music awards? i try not to be an annoying fan girl, but sometimes i need to have my moments. thanks. it's best you don't ask questions when i'm master minding... not in a bad way, of course.
you'd literally buy a highway just so i could say i cruised down route 69? damn, that's dedication right there, taytay. not sure, but we're so used to having to defend our dynamic at this point that it sort of comes naturally to us.. or to me, at least. tae doesn't really give a shit about other people's opinions. you know, i could always ask joonie if he'd be up for a future collab with you on our next comeback album. i'm pretty sure he'd be down as long as we stick to our sound. alright, so i told him that you asked if he was single, and i'm not sure he believed me. he just gave me a look and then started laughing.
