heyyyy cuties! Worried you're coming off too smart? Wanna make that next step into the dumb slut lifestyle? Piggy is here 2 help!!
Boys don't care how smart you are, and if they do, they're not the kind of boy u wanna be with. dumbing urself down looks like....
💕 thinking b4 u speak to check if its something a man wants to hear
💕 using shorter words on purpose
💕 practice dummy talk like a baby, making noises instead of words. All boys hear when you talk is noises anyway!
💕 write stuff like it's 2012. B4, u, omg. U come across dumb af and it's cute to boot!
💕 practice looking dumb in a mirror. Boys wanna know that ur listening without understanding. Open ur mouth slightly, look down a little, open your eyes wide and make eye contact. A lil drool doesn't hurt either!
idc if u work a job that means u can't dress slutty or u don't have enough money to get cute pink bimbo outfits. Bimbo is a state of mind and if ur doing it right people will know you're a free use slut.
💕 walk with a sway in ur hips. Practice. Now. Again. You wanna walk like you've just been fucked
💕 be sweet and friendly to EVERY man u meet, cashiers, bartenders, bus drivers. Give them a smile that makes them KNOW you're dreaming about their cock
💕 laugh at men's jokes. Especially the gross ones. Practice ur giggle.
💕 always bend at the hip to pick stuff up. Squatting no longer exists for u unless its in front of a man's dick
💕 You're. Not. A person. Ur a canvas for the next man to paint his ideal of a girl against. Every man u meet should be treated this way. Yes, even him.
This is probably EVEN more important than what u do when ur out bc then it becomes ur standard, ur norm.
💕 edge. Now. Always. Your pleasure does not exist unless it exists for a man. Be dripping and wet and desperate always!! Touching your cunt is a privilege!
💕 normalise being naked when ur home alone. This will a) make u more confident believe me and b) make u start seeing urself as something less than human. Humans get clothes. Bimbos get what daddy says.
💕 keep yourself tidy. Shave, exfoliate, skincare. While you do, remind yourself ur doing this for a man u haven't even met. That's how important men are.
💕 brains are for boys, my thoughts are just noise
💕 I am three holes and none of them are for talking with
💕 cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock. cock.
🐷 little reminder that your body type has nothing to do with being a bimbo. As hot as the big fake tits and skinny waist are, bimbo is a lifestyle and a state of being. Don't torture yourself for not being societies norm of a "hot girl". If you're submitting you're doing it right. Unfollow me if you're mad about it.
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