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@jettjank-blog
I swear to god if you wake that baby I do not care if you are the god damn Queen of England. I will physically rip you apart and enjoy ever painful minute of it.Â
Chill, bitch. It's your fault your baby's asleep in the middle of the park.
I’ve read this book over 20 times and I still will never understand why people love Holden Caulfield so much.Â
Is that some kind of vegetable, or something?
He’s kinda a shit hole too, he would have fit right in.Â
You slept with him.
Well. Better get to trash can then.Â
I mean, why are you even in Hastings again? Missing the good old days?
Why the hell do you care why I'm here?
If you really want to know, I live nearby and it's nicer to walk around here than in my neighborhood.
Hey, didn’t expect you to be here.Â
...Who were you expecting, then? If you say Christian I'm going to throw up.
I never thought of that.  Though it was more of a: Brozak. If this erection produces any human beings, don’t bother calling me.
Well, can you blame him? Kids are kind of shit holes.
Brozak. Chase Brozak.Â
That sounds like an erectile dysfunction pill. Brozak. If your erection lasts longer than seven hours, see a doctor.
Wait. So did she have octuplets? Or did you just knock her up like… eight times? Or eight different people? People really need to consider the quality of their rumours before spreading them.
Who knows? I left them alone to suffer. At least that's what I'm told.Â
So who was the one that left you alone to suffer?
Thanks to some coffee and an all nighter, I finished my painting.
God bless coffee. It looks somewhat decent now
Well, it looks better than it did.
Ever have one of those days where you’re just in a good mood and don’t know why? Me too.
Yeah. Except I do know why.
"That’s what I like to hear. Try not to get into a fight while we get outta here. I have a blunt for you if you’re good." She said half joking, as if she didn’t get al of her product from him.
"As if you're not dying to see another fight," he smirked, raising his brow at her offer. "I'd be excited if I was sixteen years old and didn't have my own bowl in the car."
Hey, I was just curious as to the truth. I’ve heard a lot of rumours - really all I know about anyone in this town is on rumours. I thought maybe I’d take the chance to find the real story for the real Jett himself, but if you don’t want to fair enough. You can just remain a man of mystery. Oh, it’ll be hard but I think I’ll manage to not come crying to you when that happens. Just barely though.Â
Really? What kind of rumors? Did you hear that one about how apparently I knocked some British girl up and now there's like, eight mini-me's running around London? ...Not that that's not true, of course. I like being a man of mystery, anyway.Â
I am pretty sure it is redundant to use perfect and epitome in the same sentence. Out of curiosity did you even take the SATs? Damn, well I will take the fact that he does not accidentally burn himself alive, or poison himself with the lighter fluid as a consolation to the fact that he’ll be a loser.
Yeah, but I used it, that's the point. Are you seriously asking that question? I'm not going to answer that. When your kid is crying because he has no one to ask to the senior prom don't come crying to me.
"Punish me," She called back to him over her shoulder, "Up for splurging on me at 7-11? I’m starving since I can’t eat around you apparently." She knew that between them splurge meant taking.
Jett raised a brow and shrugged. "If that's what you want," he followed her down the hallway and towards the door.
Well he definitely needs you as a role model in his life then. Though since he just figured out that his thumbs are essential in picking things up last week, I’m going to be the uncool mom and say we’re going to wait until he stops putting everything he touches into his mouth before we let him play with lighters.
Who doesn't? I'm the perfect epitome of good behavior. Just look at that vocabulary I just used. Your kid will be rocking the SATs just from hanging out with me. Damn, sucks. Your kid's going to be a loser.
"You disgust me," she tried to keep her tone serious, "Let’s get out of here? I have history next. I would rather not. Plus this is my last cig." She was already standing up, ashing onto the patio table.
"I don't know, Cart, I think you've been skipping a little too often," he teased, standing up too.Â
[She sighed and then shook her head.] Like I said, there’s nothing wrong with the way that you view things but it is my painting. If you want to be a jerk about it, then whatever. [She looks down at the brush and then back to him.] Can you pick that up? That brush is not cheap.Â
No, I get it. My art's never good enough for anyone. [he sighed and hesitantly picked it up, brushing it off on his pants] Sorry. I'll just be on my way, then.
