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0.3 hex him
jeys pov:
it had only been a few hours since everyone had finished the try outs but i knew that i was shit. i don’t know what happened but as soon as i got too comfy on the broom i started to flake. everyone could tell. my one shot at the thing i really loved, i had fucked up. i avoided everyone, i didn’t want to be around anyone so i went to the common room, the dark walls of the chamber made me feel hidden. like no one could see the failure i was. all my heritage is, is quidditch players, and i know that i’m not making the team. i know i’ve let them all down. i can feel my phone blowing up with texts, probably from the groupchat or jimmy, but i ignore the feeling, i’d rather spend right now in solitude.
yn’s pov:
i was finishing up in my potions class and all i could think about was jey, not in a ‘he’s so handsome i can’t stop’ way, but in a ‘i wonder how he’s feeling right now’ way. if naomi was telling the truth that is all him and jimmy spoke about it, he was probably feeling heartbroken. i checked the time on my phone and realised that not only did i not have any more classes for the rest of the day, i noticed that the sheets for the try out should be out. so i decided to go to the main hall before going to the slytherin common room until rhea and bianca were done with defence against the dark arts. i had made my way to the doors of the main hall and noticed that loads of people were swarming around the paper attached to one of them. i tried to see the best i could but there were too many people, the one thing i did know from what people were whispering about was, jey didn’t make the team, i quickly made my way to the common room not wanting to get too involved.
i was walking down the spiral staircase, taking in the scent of the basement chambers. it was a light sandalwood almost smell, there had to be something enchanted nearby to make it happen. i had turned into the common room when i noticed someone sitting in the corner by the window, watching the water move up and down. it didn’t take long for me to realise it was jey, had i thought of him so much i was starting to see him in places? was i really being that delusional? i blinked my eyes a few times and when i opened them again he was still there, which in hindsight if he saw me doing that i definitely would look like a crazy person. i quickly got courage and started walking up to him, he didn’t notice me as i could see him stare more intently at the water. i tapped my finger on his shoulder to get his attention and he jumped at it. “sorry to bother you!” i quickly said, “my names yn and i saw you at the try outs, i just wanted to say you were amazing and you shouldn’t let anything get in your way.” i tried to sound as positive as i could, wanting this interaction to go the best it could. he looked at me for a few seconds before turning back round to carry on watching the water, i was expecting a reply but instead he just stared. i cocked my head at him and said, “hello?” it was at that, that he quickly looked my way and his eyes looked like he had no emotion, “i’m not being funny but leave me alone. i don’t know you and don’t wanna know you.” he was abrupt with his words. i didn’t bother replying and turned around to walk to a different part and get comfortable there. did i say something wrong? was i too nice? different questions ran through my head before i had decided that you know what? he isn’t my problem and i wouldn’t let him be my problem. after today, i am never thinking about jey uso again.
0.2 try outs
jeys pov:
it was a new day and after waking up i made my way down to the quidditch pitch. i started gearing up and making my sure my broom was ready when i saw jimmy walk up to me, “you getting it in this early huh? you really ain’t playing” he laughed
i shook my head and carried on applying the broom polish, “nah im just tryna make sure i don’t forget nothing. don’t wanna be freezing in the middle of it.” he looks at me with an understanding look, “i get it, i get it. listen try outs isn’t for another 3 hours, how about once you wrap this up coke meet me and sami in the north wing, we’re gonna prank peeves finally.” he laughed as he started walking away. i shook the thoughts of pretty much everything in my head and i hopped onto my broom, i started flying into the air and practicing my moves.
about an hour had gone past and i decided to come down, the nerves had left as i knew i could execute the moves perfectly. i chose not to join jimmy and sami and decided to chill in the common room instead. the minutes of the clock went past so slowly until the sound of my phone going off pulled me out of my trance. it was a text from jimmy, i noticed it was time for the tryouts and replied to god text before making my way to the pitch.
yn’s pov:
the whole main hall was buzzing with excitement as the quidditch try outs were today, everybody and anybody who has an athletic bone in their body dreams of becoming a professional quidditch player. the feeling of everybody getting together to cheer on the new up and coming players is something that can never be beaten. the day seemed to pass by until it was time, everyone had been given a free hour so we could watch it, if we wanted too, but from looking at the size of the crowd as i was walking up to the pitch, the whole school had come. i was interested to see who would make it but i was most intrigued to see if a certain 6ft tall mullet wearing man is as impressive on the pitch as people say he is.
i got comfy in my seat about five minutes before it started, i could see the new players all trying to get in their best formation, they were up against the current team that were leaving in the next few months. i spotted jey wearing a number 7 top, seeker. i started cheering watching him duck and serve around everyone. then it shifted, he started wobbling as he was doing his turns, his hits weren’t powerful enough and he looked like he was giving up. all i could do was sit and wait to see if this was all an act, if he was making the other players believe he was shit to pull something special out the bag. but when the snitch was released, jey started moving backwards. his teammates were yelling at him and he was yelling at them back, though what they were saying wasn’t heard. i had noticed that jeys brother jimmy was doing a lot better than jey, the game was a close win with the potential new members winning by a total of 3 additional points. i started making my way down the stands and back to the castle and i pulled out my phone to text the groupchat to see if they had witnessed it as well.
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0.1 fine ass
i had just gotten comfy on the train seat as i got ready for the journey, the ever changing scenery outside the window was breathtaking. the mountains and the hills rolling past the window always stunned me, i just couldn’t believe that there were such beautiful places around and i get to witness them all. i start to pull out a box from my bag when out of the corner of my eye a notice a tall muscular guy standing up, he was in standing in between two booths talking to three other guys, his back was turned so i couldn’t see his face clearly, i wondered if he was new?
i stopped staring once i realised that if he did turn around, he would just see me glaring at him, my attention quickly focused onto my book as i tried to read the lines in-front of me. my brain kept on getting distracted with thoughts of this intriguing stranger. the moment i lifted my head up to take another look he had turned and was about to sit down, that’s when i noticed who it was. jey uso, twin brother to jimmy uso, the man who had been pining after one of my best friends since i had arrived at this school. i took in every inch of his face, really studying it as best as i could just trying to figure out, had he really been this handsome? have i just been too focused on school work i never realised this fine ass human infront of me?
i tried to stop looking at him, but each free thought i had in between reading was about him, i couldn’t stop taking little glances at him, pretending to drop something every now and then just to look. i probably looked like a real creep, doing everything i could out of the book just to see someone good looking. before i knew it the train had slowly started to stop and i could see the hogwarts platform coming into view. i quickly stood up and started gathering my belonging, making sure to take quick peeks at him in between to see if my brain was playing tricks on me. (spoiler: they weren’t.)
before i could embarrass myself too much and actually let him catch me staring, i exited the train as soon as it pulled into the station and rushed to the front of the crowd so even if he had noticed me, he wouldn’t now. my legs took me up the stairs and through to the main hall, i took a look around and the walls and the multiple painting dancing across them. all i could think of was, ‘im home.’ i pulled out my phone and pressed on the groupchat of me and closest friends.
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0.0 intro
here is the introductions of the characters! they are:
yn - a slytherin who’s family has upheld the blood status rules
jey uso - another slytherin, trying to become the number 1 quidditch player
jimmy uso - a fellow slytherin like his twin, has dreams of getting to the top at quidditch but his main focus on this school year is naomi
naomi - a hufflepuff who loves animals more than people, she loves rescuing any animal she can
sami - a gryffindor who loves nature but will be willing to fight to the death to protect his friends
rhea - a ravenclaw who enjoys being a quiet genius but has a secret dark side
roman - another slytherin, but i mean he’s roman, come on now
bianca - a gryffindor girl, she would chose a night in with a nice blanket a film any time but if she has to go out of her way to help someone in need, she will.
sami, jey, roman & jimmy are all friends.
naomi, rhea, yn and bianca are all friends.
wwe x harry potter social media au
pairings: jey uso x reader
0.0 intro
0.1 fine ass
0.2 try outs
0.3 hex him
0.4 …
hi guys sorry for being inactive, been going through a lot of stuff recently. hopefully uploads will be back next week <3
dress code: trouble
(imagine this outfit is rheas outfit for the netflix premiere)
you had just arrived at the wwe raw on netflix premiere and you honestly felt like you looked smoking hot. your situationship rhea, was arriving late. you wasn’t really sure what was happening between you and rhea, you had constantly exchanged glances at each other while live, you both flirted all the time backstage and everybody always commented on the chemistry between you two. you would be lying if you said you wished she hadn’t made a move by now because god, do you just wish that she’d pin you up against a wall and kiss you.
you made your way onto the red carpet and heard the paparazzi calling your name, “yn turn here”, “yn smile for me”, “yn look over here,” all you could do was smile and try to look at every camera you could see, but then there was a sudden silence and then a massive uproar as a tall, muscular australian woman finally graced the carpet with her presence. she saw you and shot you a wink, you instantly felt your cheeks flush and you could only imagine how red you had gotten. you moved to the side to get out of the way so rhea could have her moment. she looked beautiful, dressed in a long trench coat, black fitted jeans and a burgundy corset leather top. her long hair was down and her makeup made her look even more goddess like.
you had spent a few minutes just taking in her beauty before you realised you had actually been staring, and she noticed. she laughed and blew a kiss at you, you pretended to catch it and put it close to your heart. you made your way inside to the premiere and found your seat, lo and behold who was sitting next to you? no one else but rhea bloody ripley herself. you had an inner squeal at the fact that you had been seated together, not like you hadn’t secretly gone to paul and asked if you could be sat next to her, no one had to know.
after everyone finished coming in she finally sat down next to you, she grabbed your hand and smiled at you, “i see they sat me next to the most beautiful woman here” she placed a kiss upon your hand as she said it which made you die inside. “if anything i’m second best, have you seen yourself? i nearly fainted on the red carpet just looking at you” you chuckled, enjoying the moments you only normally get to share backstage. she took her jacket off and you could see the way her muscles flexed as she draped it on the back of her chair, your stomach done flips as you just tried to say yourself ‘this is two friends flirting. two. friends. flirting.’
she saw the way you eyed her up and done a fake mini flex and laughed a little, “you enjoying the show?” , “oh very much so” you replied, looking at her up and down, almost like you were trying to save the image of her like this in your brain forever. she licked her lips and winked at you, “getting a bit lost in thought? haven’t stopped looking at my outfit since i sat down.” you almost felt bad for a second but quickly regained posture and said, “it’s hard to not stare, almost feels like you dressed like that just to mess with me.” she laughed at what you said and placed your hand on her lap, “and what if i did? would that be a problem?”
the lights go down and you can hear the presenters getting their mics ready as she said that, your breath hitches in your throat as you try to think of if this is the perfect moment to kiss her, the lights are dark, too much background noise for anyone to notice. you take too long to reply and rhea let’s out a little sigh, “hello? earth to yn? or is our little flirt over?” she waves her free hand in front of your face, you turn your head slightly so you’re facing her. “i’m sorry about that, i was just thinking about something.” she looks at you with a hint of curiosity in her eyes, “and what’s that?”
with that you lean in and your lips collide, sparks feel like they’re literally flying around you two as the dream you’ve been hoping for months now has finally come true. she lets go of your hand and brings both of her hands up to your face to cup your cheeks, you place one hand on her hip and the other on the top of her back deepening the kiss. you both get lost in it and are pulled back to reality when you hear a presenter come up onto the stage, you pull away and smile at her, “i was thinking about that.”
she smiled back and wiped your lips with her thumb, “you look so pretty with my lipstick all on you”
jealousy in the ring
word count: 887
content warnings: physical violence , jealousy , mild language (hell)
it had been 6 weeks since you got the call saying you had been picked for a try out at the performance centre. your boyfriend had a part in making it happen but you liked to think it was just pure luck, and not an uso. you were training every day and night with jey to make sure you were ready for your try out and today was the day.
jey had drove you to the centre and gave you a quick peck and wished you good luck before driving off. you made your way inside and was in awe at everything surrounding you, sure you had been in here before to watch jey train but it was different now because well, this was a chance to prove that you’re more than just an ‘uso girl.’
after a few hours of trying out different moves and practicing fights with other people you heard the words you were waiting to hear, “you’re in.” your body felt like electric just hearing it, you had goosebumps all over and you couldn’t wait to tell jey, you knew he’d be over the moon for you. you started to pack your things together when one of the other new recruits, luca, came up to you and started a conversation.
he chuckled to himself as if he had thought of something funny to say, but quickly stopped and looked at you, “i was wondering if you wanted to practice a few moves in the ring?” you thought about saying no for a second, thinking about if jey was waiting for you in the car park outside, but then again, he was at work. so are you now, so you agreed and followed him into the ring.
you started off just practicing some easy moves, he would ask periodically if you were okay with the moves and you agreed, after all he wasn’t all up in you like some other guy would probably try to be. that was until he started asking to practice submission moves, once again you didn’t think anything of it but when he had you ‘pinned’ in a rather, provocative way, he held it a bit longer than you had expected and you had to use all of your force to push him off of you.
normally you would’ve just brushed it off, maybe thought he got a bit into the training and would apologise, that was until you saw jey in the corner of your eye standing in the doorway and his face? mad as hell. he started walking up to the ring with a fire in his eyes, he jumped up onto the ring in a flawless manner and climbed through the ropes until he was standing in front of you, staring down luca.
you tried to put your hand on his shoulder but he brushed it off, his anger almost radiating, you didn’t understand why he was so angry, you were racking your brain for ideas before he spoke and snapped you out of your thoughts, “we got a problem here uce?” he spoke with such an authority in his voice that it made your knees want to buckle and your stomach do flips, you had only seen him like this a few times in the beginning of your relationship and if he was bringing out jealous jey? you’re all up for it.
luca looks at him, almost intimidated, but that look lasts all of five seconds before he plasters a cocky smile on his face, “nope no problem at all mate. just trying to learn some new moves and perfect some. you know how it is.” he slyly winks at you and that makes jeys blood boil, he either must not know that he’s your boyfriend or he does and is choosing it ignore it. either way, he’s not about to be disrespected.
“jey just leave it” you tried placing a hand on his shoulder again and pulling him towards you but he didn’t budge, you didn’t want him to start a fight on your technical first day of training. luca noticed you trying to get jey to leave and he decided to chime in with, “you should listen to the girl, she obviously doesn’t want you mate.” jey laughed and turned around to look at you, you thought he was going to be the bigger man and walk away but of course he wasn’t, that man’s too fiery for that.
instead he quickly turns back around and his fist lands on luca’s jaw, luca drops onto the mat and instantly hold his hand up to his jaw, he goes to shout something but it comes out more like a scrambled cry of pain. you think about kneeling down to check on his wounds but the quicker you and jey get out of there, the better. you grab jeys hand and he gives it a squeeze before pulling you in for a kiss, it’s tender but rough, you can tell he’s doing it just for show but you still melt into it, it’s the same lips that you melt into everyday so how could you not. as you pull away from each other jey looks down at luca and says to him, “don’t try to come between me and whats mine”
this is literally based on this image bc oh my god (also comment if you’d be interested in a short social media au type thing)
word count: 535
content warnings: suggestive content, sexual tension, chain kink (if you squint), marking, biting
“the chain stays on”
you were sitting on the corner of the bed, looking at the new sets of lingerie you had bought earlier on in the day deciding on what to wear to impress jey, it was your 2nd anniversary today so you were trying to pull out all the stops. your eyes darted between the red all in one bodysuit, or the purple and light pink bra and panties set.
you had decided on the purple and pink and quickly put it on, sliding it over your body so it hugs your figure nicely. you knew that jey would be home any minute now, he had been training with his brother jimmy and stopped off to get some food afterwards, you were just waiting for him to walk through the door to blow him away.
as you were setting up the bedroom with some fake rose petals you had bought off of amazon, you decided to throw on one of jeys shirts to keep yourself covered, he loved you in his shirts but when he sees what’s underneath? he’d go crazy. you finished scattering the roses on the bed and decided that you’d light a few candles just to set the mood.
you placed a single candle on each of the bedside tables next to the bed, and three along the dresser. while lighting the candles, you notice the glimmer of one of jeys “YEET” chains in the flicker of the flame. thoughts started to run through your mind of how he would take it off for you to clean, because he loved how shiny you made it. or how often you would look up and see it dangling in front of your eyes while he fucked you senseless. you started getting goosebumps just thinking about it and decide that for a change, you were going to wear his chain.
within mere minutes of putting his chain on, the front door opens and he walks in calling your name, “y/n? you awake?” you quickly look in the mirror and make sure you look as good as you feel, then you start walking downstairs.
“hey baby, happy anniversary” you walk up to him and snake your arms around his waist, he chuckles and leans down to plant a kiss on your lips, “happy anniversary ma” he pushes you away slightly, while holding your hand and spins you around in front of him. “you know how much i love it when you wear my stuff” he looks at you with an almost hungry look in his eyes, they travel up and down your body and eventually they stop on the chain secured around your neck.
he licks his lip and compliments you, “damn if i knew it’d look better on you than me, i’d get you to wear it more often.” you laugh and playfully smack his chest, “jey stop tryna flatter me” , “nah i’m being for real, you look so sexy with it on” he pulls you closer and starts kissing your neck. the feeling of his mouth on you sends shivers down your spine, his hands start roaming around your body and you’re basically begging for more of his touch.
he starts biting at your skin, it was soft at points but you knew there was definitely going to be red marks there tomorrow. his hands stop underneath the t-shirt and he expects you to be wearing shorts, he looks at you, his eyes widening in surprise, “you wearing anything under this?” he was hoping you would say no so he could take you right there.
instead you leaned in and kissed him and said “why don’t you come upstairs and find out?” to which he simply lifts you up and you wrap your legs around him. you’re both laughing to each other as you make your way upstairs to your bedroom, passionately kissing while doing so. just before you reach your bedroom door he stops and looks at you, “i only got one thing that i want you to do.” you look at him quizzically, expecting him to tell you to be a good girl like he normally does, but instead he smirks and says “keep the chain on.”
the heavy-yeet champion
jey uso x reader
word count: 544
content warnings: mentions of violence (in ring fighting), mild language, emotional vulnerability (if you squint) , suggestive at the end
(this is my first imagine on here so pls be nice😭)
you were sat at the edge of your sofa watching your boyfriend on tv, currently getting the shit beat out of him. your nails were gripping the pillow in between your legs, silently chanting his name, not wanting to say anything out loud because you were scared you might miss something.
then in a blink of an eye, it all turned around. your boyfriend, jey uso got his opponent gunther in a chokehold, like gunther had done to him many times on the road to wrestlemania. you held your breath waiting to see what happened, you could swear your vision was going blurry when it happened. he tapped out.
you threw the pillow you were holding and shouted at the tv, it was a mix of “yeah” , “come on” and “let’s go’s” that were coming out of your mouth. you couldn’t believe it, he was the world heavy weight champion. but because you know him, you knew he would be soon called the “heavy-yeet champion.”
hours had passed and you were waiting for him to come home, your mind still reeling from the events that occurred just hours ago. he had really done it, all of the late nights training, the multiple breakdowns at night thinking he’s not ‘good enough’, it had all been worth it.
soon enough the sound of keys jingling in the front door took your attention away from the tv show you had put on to distract yourself, you paused the show and waited for him to walk in. and when he did, he looked like a greek god. still in his ring gear, not bothering to get changed out of it because all he wanted was his girl.
you ran up to him and he picked you up in a hug, “i can’t believe it baby! you done it, i’m so proud of you my champion” you said while giving him kisses to his entire face (which wasn’t easy considering he had his yeet glasses on.) you pulled away from kissing and hopped back onto the floor to stand in front of him.
the sight of him right now, towering above you made your knees buckle. you had seen him in the ring countless times before but something about watching it on tv, then him coming home to you made you feel… electric.
he looks at you with a big smile on his face, his cheeks basically bursting at the seams, and says “thank you for watching it, i can’t believe it done it” as he leaned down and placed a kiss on your cheek. his lips linger there for a second longer than you expected before his lips came up to your ear and he whispered, “wanna know how i wanna celebrate?”
his voice was low, dangerous, and sweet all at once. you quickly swallowed, your heart stuttering. you knew you were definitely not sleeping tonight.
MASTERLIST
⭐️ one shots, 🦋 series , 💙 completed , 🩷 in progress
JEY USO
the heavy yeet champion ⭐️
“the chain stays on” ⭐️
jealousy in the ring ⭐️
wwe x harry potter smau 🦋🩷
RHEA RIPLEY
dress code: trouble ⭐️
INTRO:
so first of all, i try to stay away from writing smut because i don’t feel good at it, but even then this blog is 18+ only. MINORS DNI
hi hi! so a little about me, im 23, live in the uk, been a fan of wrestling since young but recently got back into it when wwe signed to netflix and had their debut in january. i’m primarily jey uso & rhea based but i’m open to suggestions :)
any feedback on my imagined is greatly appreciated as i am a newcomer so i’m not sure if my work is good😂
HEARTS DIVIDER | pink-red.
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( requested by → @pinkeggyoolk )
first of all . . . I AM SO SORRY ಥ‿ಥ second of all, ahhh, i'm never confident when i do pinkish colours, so hopefully these look good.
i have two version of the hearts because the og heart dividers looked too big when filled, so i made a smaller one to help balance it out. but yey options ?!
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