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Gu Helong: They say the key to life is to find the things you love. Gu Helong: You know, what I love? Zitian Zixiao: What? Gu Helong: Arso- Baohu Ku: No!

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Some guy trying to flirt with Baohu Ku: "Oh, I'm such a people-pleaser!" Gu Helong: -unimpressed- "Oh, really? How many people have you pleased, recently?" Baohu Ku: -chokes on his coffee-

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Ben Haoshan (Gu Helong's canon husband): My wife is like a candle. Since I met him, he brought warmth and light into my life. Ben Haoshan: ... Ben Haoshan: Also, he might set the house on fire, if left unattended for too long.

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@kjsupernova

Gu Helong: -points blindly- Is this seat taken? Zixiao Zitian: ??? That's my lap. Gu Helong: Right, that one's reserved for Cairi. Sorry. Gu Helong: -points besides Zitian- Is this seat taken? Zixiao Zitian: -flustered dragon noises-

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"Unlike you jaded pessimists, I still have the ability to feel optimistic about something even after a lifetime of disappointment. And you know why? Because I'm stupid."

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Zixiao Zitian: "There's nothing wrong with being optimistic. I'm optimistic, too." Gu Helong: "...who's gonna tell him?"

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Laopo Fu: Remember! You can't always control, who walks into your life. Laopo Fu: But you can control, which window you throw them out of. Baohu Ku: ... Gu Helong: What? No complaints!? Baohu Ku: -who's been dealing with petty domestic complaints in his office all day long- ...There is reason to his words. Gu Helong: ....right. Let's get you a pudding.

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Gu Helong: Not all, who wander, are lost. Gu Helong: But I, sure as hell, am. -somewhere else- Baohu Ku: -concerned dragon noises-

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl. Zitian: Yes. Them: …. Zitian: …no? Them: -sigh- What's in your pants!? Zitian: -happy because he's sure he knows the answer to that question- Snacks!

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Gu Helong: Ladies, it's never too late to get that summer body, you want! Baohu Ku: ...why are you holding a shovel? Gu Helong: .... 83 Baohu Ku: ...and what are you doing in a cemetery? Gu Helong: ... >83

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Zixiao Zitian: -trying to be encouraging to Gu Helong- Don't worry! There's a great dragon in everyone! Laopo Fu: -trying to be a gremlin- Not me! =3 Wulong Shu: There could be, if you weren't such a bitch about it! Dalong Shu: -chokes on his tea-

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Laopo Fu: "I like my feelings, like I like my water. Bottled." Wulong Shu:

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Gu Helong: An arrow might have your name on it, but a lightning strike is "to whom it may concern". Wulong Shu: And a flash flood is "with kind regards".

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@thecreaturecrossroads

Baohu Ku: It's okay to ask for help. You're not a burden. Zixiao Zitian: You're feelings matter. Gu Helong: Murder is okay. Baohu Ku: -takes a deep breath- Gu Helong: ... -points at Cairi's ex- Baohu Ku: .... -deep sigh- Sometimes. Gu Helong: -shrugs- I'll take it. Zixiao Zitian: -smiling serenely- Who's that? Laopo Fu: ...damn!

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Gu Helong: This human poll here says, that 1 in 5 cousins is not straight. Zixiao Zitian: What does that mean? Baoho Ku: It means, that humans can't count.

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Gu Helong: The most dangerous canoes, are volcanoes. Zixiao Zitian: Oh, so that's how it's pronounced. Baohu Ku: No it's not!

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Gu Helong: "Yeah, I hate myself. But I still think, I'm better than you."