Jodie Autumn

Near graduate from Harvard University. Decided that the pace was too fast and I needed a change. Lincourt Park is my new home. Hopefully this place will add a bit of excitement to my dreary life.

[bradley-kingston]

[anna-corrigan-deactivated201311]

All in all, it’s more about the plot and the acting than the person who directed it.

I’m guessing you’re one of those people who think the book is always better than the film, right?

[jodieautumnlpu]

Is it, though? I mean, I agree to an extend. Then again, you have directors like Wes Anderson where their art direction gives the film an entire new flare. You know a Wes Anderson movie by the plots, the acting, the style, the script, but most of that is due to Wes. Sure, the actors are all excellent, but really, when have you been exponentially impressed by a film where the director's movies all are terrible? I mean, just a guy with a list, a bad rep for terrible movies... You know it's going to be bad when the director has all mediocre or bad films.

Most of the time, yes. There are, however, exceptions... The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is better than the books. Also, Adaptation is better than The Orchid Thief. There are others, I know it, just can't think of them. But yeah, for the most part books are better than the film adaptations. You know that, though. I'm guessing.

[anna-corrigan-deactivated201311]

I’m no anarchist, but ‘V For Vendetta’ is strangely empowering.

[jodieautumnlpu]

Terrible director. 

And similar to Watchmen, the comic is better than the film adaptation. 

[anna-corrigan-deactivated201311]

[jodieautumnlpu]

Definitely a curse. Only plays ABBA? Just buy their Greatest Hits album and you’ll be set. I mean, not every ABBA song is good. Why dedicate a station to them? I don’t… There just doesn’t seem like there’s enough material there to work with. How can you…? I mean, The Beatles...

[jodieautumnlpu]

Okay, that came out wrong. I wasn't meaning to compare ABBA to The Beatles. That would have been very insulting. Obviously Paul, Ringo, John and George have more talent. I was saying that I don't understand having an ABBA radio station when there are better bands out there. Hundreds of them. I just used The Beatles as an example. Hell, I think Radiohead deserve their own station more than ABBA. This rant will go on forever if I don't cut it somewhere...

[jessahey-deactivated20150725]

I baked some cookies today! If anybody would like some, let me know!

[jodieautumnlpu]

Are they just chocolate chip?

[the-vintage-queen]

[jodieautumnlpu]

I'm alone and drunk with only my records for company. Somebody save me.

[anna-corrigan-deactivated201311]

I’ve just discovered a radio station that only ever plays ABBA songs. I don’t know if this is a blessing or a curse.

[jodieautumnlpu]

Definitely a curse. Only plays ABBA? Just buy their Greatest Hits album and you'll be set. I mean, not every ABBA song is good. Why dedicate a station to them? I don't... There just doesn't seem like there's enough material there to work with. How can you...? I mean, The Beatles are more classic than ABBA will ever be. And they have about one-hundred and fifty songs that are more cleverly constructed and executed. But I digress. It's a curse.

[jodieautumnlpu]

Dammit. So close to beating Super Mario 64. If only I could get through this Bowser level in one piece. 

[jodieautumnlpu]

Anybody up at this late hour? I'm bored as hell.

[jessahey-deactivated20150725]

I am way too excited!

[jodieautumnlpu]

Hurrah?!

Why are you too excited? Are you on ecstasy? Molly? The pot?

[skye-rowe]

"Oh definitely.. no doubt about it. Everybody dances ten times better when they’re high.. And same with me. I love movies with interesting storylines.. or just.. good acting. I mean.. Jennifer Lawrence. tha’s top class actin’ right there. And.. well. she’s obviously gorgeous. Even if y’were straight.. y’d still sleep with her if y’got the chance. What? You’re fine. I quote you when I say ‘Tha’ can’t be good for one’s self confidence’.. I’m sure you’re gorgeous.. Then I’ll definitely try get you drunk. And If I get drunk enough too.. I’d.. probably be joinin’ you. But don’t freak if I have boxers on again.. Deal."

[jodieautumnlpu]

"Jennifer Lawrence is definitely a fantastic actress. One of the things I like about her is that she's funny on top of that. Bill Murray, though. Now he's an actor you have to praise. I love that man more than I love most of the people in my own family. If you like movies, you and I are going to get on fine. I'm also big into television and music. Sort of a geek at heart. And I honestly would not care if you were wearing boxers. I would never care about something as trivial as that. Trust me. I'm not the kind of person to judge."

[brecompos-deactivated20131104]

When it comes to you? Be happy I said try, jumping you is going to be so hard not to do!

[jodieautumnlpu]

For crying out loud, princess...

I think you should come over now so that we can start this modeling business. And if you feel the need to jump me, you can either do it before or after.

[skye-rowe]

"Ugh.. I actually wish I had been here for it. Well by the sounds if it.. that means we definitely.. have t’get high together.. that’d be pretty fucking amazing. I’m no’ one for dancin’.. but I’d probably end up dancin’ with y’."

"I’ll come around later.. I’ll bring the drink.. but.. none of this.. alcohol an’ chick flicks shit..Mm.. I agree. I’m jeans, board shorts, shirts.. I’ve never worn a dress in my life. I wouldn’t mind seeing them in lingerie.. You buy from there too? Care to show me.. what their fashion looks like? No.. b’all means.. continue.. I like listenin’ t’you."

[jodieautumnlpu]

"I'm not really the most successful dancer in the world, either. It is fun, though. Especially when one is on a lot of drugs. Dancing is basically inevitable. Music and drugs go together smashingly, don't you think?"

"Alcohol and a chick flick? Shoot me if I ever ask that of anybody. Chick flicks make me want to gauge my eyes out. Movies are special to me. I'm a critic at heart and I can't stand watching anything less than satisfactory. Care to show you what their fashion looks like? I mean, I could. I'm not much of a model, but hell, I'm sure I could make it work. If I drink enough later, I'll definitely model for you. And if you're bringing the alcohol, I'll bring the ganja. Deal?"

[brecompos-deactivated20131104]

Whoa no flirting…But I like flirting with you oh this will be a challenge. I promise to try not to flirt with you, sexy. Let me get it all out now.

[jodieautumnlpu]

You'll try? That's all I can get out of you?

[skye-rowe]

"I’d say Shrooms and Ecstasy would be my all time favourites.. I’m so cliche but.. everyone t’their own, righ’? You’re very right.. you’re not that hard t’please are y’?"

“I find that immensely impressive on my behalf.. so ‘f ah want to steal you heart.. I should show up at your door in my leathers and with a sketch pad, charcoal, pencils and a variety of drugs. I’ll keep tha’ in mind. Ugh.. they’re a huge turn off if I’m honest.. I mean.. Victoria’s Secret? I woke up after a night out wearing boxers.. but I was out with all girls.. I don’t even know. It was pretty funny though. Find yourself colored, then.”

[jodieautumnlpu]

"Just last week, I tried the best shrooms I've ever had. And I'm telling you right now, I have tripped over thirty times in my life. The body high was fucking to die for, and the visuals were intense, but amazing. And E is also one of my favorites. I mean, where can you go wrong? Usually, I end up dancing and acting like a complete fool on ecstasy, though. No, I'm really not at all. Pleasing me? Hell, you could do just about anything and I'd be impressed."

"Yes, if you're going to steal my heart that's the route to take. You should hurry up on that, though. I'm running out of charcoal pencils and I could use some more. I mean, I don't care about the clothing, really. I suppose it was sort of hypocritical of me to say that, since most of my lingerie comes from Victoria's Secret. I'm just talking about the girls who only buy that shit to prove that they have money. You know, fake girls. I can't stand them. Honestly, I couldn't tell you why I'm ranting right now. Please, you should shut me up. This mouth will run for hours if you don't stop it." 

[brecompos-deactivated20131104]

Have you even seen me clothed? But for you kitty I will stand.

[jodieautumnlpu]

I've seen you clothed for about three minutes....

You'll stand? Smashing. Only rule is, you cannot flirt with me or make any sort of a comment while I'm painting you. This is serious and I'm telling you right now that I will lose my concentration.