♡ joey ♡

this is the worst day of your life, but the first day of yourself they/she/he - 18 stranger things sideblog: @joycebyerschristmaslights talk to me about valgrace

[persianmom]

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[kimbot21339092]

[ang3l1nthesn0w]

UGH WHYYYY Someone take this damn show away from me. I’m going insane. I need to steal his gender

[scubastranaut]

TW// blood on the final two photos//

[amygdalae]

Star trek episodes where a character gets introduced and one of the main ones falls in love with them are very funny because at the end its like. Uh oh the love of my life just got blasted exploded in space!!! Ah well anyways. Space, the final frontier, these are the

[loopnoid]

station on fire trash can

[scubastranaut]

i truly believe star trek and star wars are incomparable, however i must admit i enjoy star trek more…. on account of the fact that star wars is all lore and angst and star trek is more “klingons have two penises” and “how naked can we make these men be without getting kicked off the air?”

[scubastranaut]

i never post these here and that’s a mistake

[talaxian]

data, who’s trying very hard to learn figures of speech: the Captain was incredibly upset. He ate us out.

geordi, not looking up from his PADD: he means “chewed us out”

[scubastranaut]

IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS 💀💀💀💀

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i think its really funny how in TNG they tried to make picard a paragon of masculinity but they did so by like, the ideals of masculinity from like the 1400s. he is celibate, he is an intellectual who loves to read, rides horses and is bald. he’s like the perfect virtuous man from medieval times but instead hes driving a spaceship in a world where everyone is horny and wants to fuck 24/7 

[fignan]

picard fucks like a machine what are you talking about

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

picard went to the sex planet for sex and was propositioned several times by beautiful women and only deigned to let his french penis out of his starfleet standard issue chastity belt when he was in an archeological dig (the only thing that excites him physically) 

[sunshinemoon3341]

[skidfart]

they knew it was over . Just didnt know the date

[4nklebitrzz]

oh shit it's july

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[blingblingboy-kinnie]

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

[tumbalendar]

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!

[cringekind]

his stupid hat and his stupid red nose and stupid jean jacket. Michael I'm going to eat you

[maculategiraffe]

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise

and these are the enterprises of the space station deep space nine

and this over here is the deep space of the starship voyager