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@johnnfail
ah, maybe the part about telling them will work... well, thank you, sir! say, have you seen any particularly interesting patients recently?
i hope it goes well for you :3
i have seen some good dogs recently and i met a very nice cat the other month that was enjoyable!
doing well, thank you! say, i have a question about love if you don't mind: what do you when you fall in love with someone but they love another?
if one individual of a species desires a mate of the same species, and that mate is so inclined, it's not really the business of any other creature. but it does hurt sometimes. you can always try waiting until the other one dies? if you think it will help you can just tell them and then you won't have to hide it anymore
john n., sir! how are you on this fine afternoon?
im doing good i'm looking for dogs to pet! how are you?
the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class
The next “Everything Needs a Deaf -“ should be:
Fallen London
Deadpool and Wolverine
12 Monkeys (series)
Other (if you put Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, or ATLA, I’ll cry)
All of the Fails have swallowed a clock at some point in their lives. This causes them to wake up at the same time every day. Unfortunately, none of them were set to the same time, so Marietta had to make a schedule to keep track of when the kids wake up.
Margaret
Margaret does not wake up in the mornings.
actually i get up at 6 but 5 is when i start to wake up. i am a slow riser :/
WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it
what
DID YOU NOT WARFHBTYE PLAY. WE KNOW YOU SRE. YOURE GILF CLOCK RIGHTR. YOU KNOW THESE ANSWERS.
the clocks and the animals get along swell, and I find your typing quite illegible. what happened, evil???
THE ONE SENDING THOSE ASKS ISNT ME. ITS SOMEONE ELSE THEYVE FOUND EVERYONE. all we know is they supposedly hate failure
ok i thought you were totally drunk or something
WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it
what
DID YOU NOT WARFHBTYE PLAY. WE KNOW YOU SRE. YOURE GILF CLOCK RIGHTR. YOU KNOW THESE ANSWERS.
the clocks and the animals get along swell, and I find your typing quite illegible. what happened, evil???
WAHT IS up with tha falle clock shop and Awhy?!?! is the Animals LIVING THARE?!?! CLOCK SHOTS ARE NOT FOR PUPPUS ADN KITTATS!!! not eben pet RTS shud libe their! only pets licing theyre shud be clocks!!! closks have fase and fOOTS so that means pet cloks?!! i’m so confseed rigt now……. is this fontslueja sooo culll i lije it
what
if JOBN M WAst a dotoct or watever woud he be a MAGICION??? because they habe magic birds and dogs i think so yes no wait that’s bunny’s!!! soes hohn N LIKE BUNNY RANNITS?!?!? if not plase chanfe and do!!!
yes i do like bunny rabbits! there's this cool new show called max and ruby where the main characters are bunnies.
i have cared for magician's pets before, and usually they're not stoked about staying inside hats and sleeves all the time.
i don't think there's a universe out there where i'm not a doctor of some sort. if there is let me know so i can destroy it.
Jenny June got a lifetime ban from the Fails local church when she was 5.
and then they banned the rest of us. apparently "all God's creatures" doesn't apply to Moses.
now i don’t usually agree with you johnny boy but his name is biblical so that bitchass snake must count
RIGHT
Jenny June got a lifetime ban from the Fails local church when she was 5.
and then they banned the rest of us. apparently "all God's creatures" doesn't apply to Moses.
John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.
Bading Ding. Ding.
i used to sleep with mortimer in his bed but he kicked me out when he woke up and found out moses had come to sleep with us in the middle of the night
Pre or post jenny june
the moses thing was after jenny june. Jenny june liked to cuddle with the animals and we'd take turns keeping younger animals and newborns warm
THANK YOUUU ill ass it to yhe poster of the fail family timeline
uh. ok
there were less spelling mistakes when i wrote that
haha. ass poster
i will sell december and mae
noooo :((( i take it back
AYYAYAYAYAYAYAY FRIENSLY TERMS AGAIN
you're on thin ice >:( friend probation
just so y’all know i am writing a failure fanfiction but i am very slow so expect it done in about a year
Write faster you villain
write at all you good-doer
do-gooder
sis-loser
my boyfriend killed your entire family
your boyfriend killed YOUR entire family idk if i’m what you should worry about
fuck
John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.
Bading Ding. Ding.
i used to sleep with mortimer in his bed but he kicked me out when he woke up and found out moses had come to sleep with us in the middle of the night
Pre or post jenny june
the moses thing was after jenny june. Jenny june liked to cuddle with the animals and we'd take turns keeping younger animals and newborns warm
THANK YOUUU ill ass it to yhe poster of the fail family timeline
uh. ok
there were less spelling mistakes when i wrote that
haha. ass poster
i will sell december and mae
noooo :((( i take it back
John N spent over a thousand dollars on Moses's vivarium, and also sleeps on a mattress on the floor.
Bading Ding. Ding.
i used to sleep with mortimer in his bed but he kicked me out when he woke up and found out moses had come to sleep with us in the middle of the night
Pre or post jenny june
the moses thing was after jenny june. Jenny june liked to cuddle with the animals and we'd take turns keeping younger animals and newborns warm
THANK YOUUU ill ass it to yhe poster of the fail family timeline
uh. ok
there were less spelling mistakes when i wrote that
haha. ass poster
just so y’all know i am writing a failure fanfiction but i am very slow so expect it done in about a year
Write faster you villain
write at all you good-doer
do-gooder
sis-loser
my boyfriend killed your entire family
