jonathan sims

archivist || he/they || based in london

[jonsimsofficial]

Head Archivist.

𐔌 ❝ look at the sky ❞ 】

͝ ͝ jon / archivist 〃꒰ he ╱ they ꒱ ꜝꜝ

𓊈 🪬 𓊉 ´ཀ` 𓏼 inquiries ╱ statements ꒷꒦︶︶

[ooc: no specific point in the timeline, post S1. Any and all asks welcome!]

[timstokerofficial]

oh but if IIII showed up outside HISSSS house it would be an invasion of privacy!! okay!! haha!!

[jonsimsofficial]

yes, because it is.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[timstokerofficial]

ntm on me now you requested that I get transferred with you

[jonsimsofficial]

this decision is currently under review.

[timstokerofficial]

perhaps ELIAS should review HIS decision to make YOU the archivist

[jonsimsofficial]

I’m wounded, truly.

[timstokerofficial]

don't you get sarcastic with me you 5'3 shit I know where you work

[jonsimsofficial]

and what’re you going to do about it?

[timstokerofficial]

open the office door dickface the chair wont stop be for very long !!!

[jonsimsofficial]

me* is what I’m assuming you meant.

[timstokerofficial]

I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE FIDDLING WITH THE TAPE RECORDER lemme in I just wanna chat!!

[jonsimsofficial]

no.

[timstokerofficial]

I take away the abort HOW TO KILL YOUR BOSS NEOW.

[kayaker-i-hardly-know-her]

I recommend alcohol. He’s pretty light, a shot of vodka’ll do it.

[timstokerofficial]

no cuz he only eats rum flavor ice cream I figure he's not a lightweight

[kayaker-i-hardly-know-her]

Hm. Well, my Jon is. But rum ice cream usually doesn’t have very much alcohol.

[timstokerofficial]

thats very fair perhaps ill take him out for drinks! as a treat! and see if he dies of alcohol poisoning! as a treat!

[jonsimsofficial]

as if you need anymore drinks whether it be an attempt to poison me or not.

[timstokerofficial]

I take away the abort HOW TO KILL YOUR BOSS NEOW.

[kayaker-i-hardly-know-her]

I recommend alcohol. He’s pretty light, a shot of vodka’ll do it.

[timstokerofficial]

no cuz he only eats rum flavor ice cream I figure he's not a lightweight

[jonsimsofficial]

you assume correctly.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[timstokerofficial]

ntm on me now you requested that I get transferred with you

[jonsimsofficial]

this decision is currently under review.

[timstokerofficial]

perhaps ELIAS should review HIS decision to make YOU the archivist

[jonsimsofficial]

I’m wounded, truly.

[timstokerofficial]

don't you get sarcastic with me you 5'3 shit I know where you work

[jonsimsofficial]

and what’re you going to do about it?

[timstokerofficial]

open the office door dickface the chair wont stop be for very long !!!

[jonsimsofficial]

me* is what I’m assuming you meant.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[timstokerofficial]

ntm on me now you requested that I get transferred with you

[jonsimsofficial]

this decision is currently under review.

[timstokerofficial]

perhaps ELIAS should review HIS decision to make YOU the archivist

[jonsimsofficial]

I’m wounded, truly.

[timstokerofficial]

don't you get sarcastic with me you 5'3 shit I know where you work

[jonsimsofficial]

and what’re you going to do about it?

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[timstokerofficial]

ntm on me now you requested that I get transferred with you

[jonsimsofficial]

this decision is currently under review.

[timstokerofficial]

perhaps ELIAS should review HIS decision to make YOU the archivist

[jonsimsofficial]

I’m wounded, truly.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[timstokerofficial]

ntm on me now you requested that I get transferred with you

[jonsimsofficial]

this decision is currently under review.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[timstokerofficial]

I thought you LIKED circus clowns, bossman?

[urhumblecapt]

Clearly if he hired you

[timstokerofficial]

unkind AND uncalled for !! </3

[jonsimsofficial]

completely called for.

[jonsimsofficial]

Hello Archivist !! Just To Inquire , ""Hypothetically"" As One Might Say , How Would You Feel About Joining The Circus ? :)

disinterested.

[jonsimsofficial]

can u read?

no, I’m illiterate. yes, I can read, I complete transcripts which requires having a basic knowledge of literacy. I’m in possession of 4 degrees. can you read?

[timstokerofficial]

HES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AGAIN how to kill your boss no glue no borax quickest route

[jonsimsofficial]

pardon.

[timstokerofficial]

tim's intro !! (..◜ᴗ◝..) !!

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ timothy stoker ; ıllı , . ﾉ tim ; , 31 ; ﹐⸝⸝ ﹐bisexual ; ˙ . ꒷

. , ₊˚ — :: he/him/his ; dance card's open ! ; ⋮ ⋆.˚ ESTP ; ﹒ ◠

⠀:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀ `· . ౨౿　the magnus institute ; transferred from . research　﹒ 　︵︵ ˚. ᵎᵎ

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ﹒ ⠀𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯𑁤 « sasha, martin !! » ;

𖦹‧ « dni » jon ; (/hj)

tim out !! ( ദ്ദി „˚ ᗜ^„ ) !! [ooc: timeline unspecified but vaguely s2-s3 based because hes so fun to play when he's angry akjsdjksj. any and all asks allowed !!]