British birthing babe...

Mpreg and fpreg roleplayer - I seed or carry

[joshlguk]

So this is what full term looks and feels like... Wish it wasn't so hot here! Looking forward to having my baby now...

[joshlguk]

37 weeks finally and I'm certainly struggling to get comfortable in bed with such a big bump nowadays - I feel the size of a house! At the last midwife appointment everything was normal and my baby is now 7Kg apparently! I'm planning a natural homebirth and due in the first week of August. Who wants to watch my labour or coach me on video?

[joshlguk]

It's been so hard being soo heavily pregnant in this heatwave, but now my contractions have started, a deep tensing pain in my abdomen radiating into my pelvis and thighs. As I labour alone working through each relentless surge I can't help wishing there was someone here with feminine energy to calm me down, massage me and coach me to breathe through them rather than fighting against them, knowing each labour pain brings me one step closer to delivering my baby. I was just lucky I guess that my webcam caught my waters breaking so suddenly and without warning, although the pains got a lot more intense after that and I'm now mostly laying on the bed panting through them and using my Lamaze breathing.

[joshlguk]

But your profile says mpreg and female rolplayer

Hi there, sorry if this confused you. It says mpreg and fpreg roleplayed - in essence I play as an mpreg where I carry, but I will also roleplay fpreg where a female carries and I am midwife/boyfriend etc.

I will have a think and see if I can rephrase that profile text to make it clearer but I hope it clarifies it for now.

[joshlguk]

Goodness tell me more about your roleplays!! -a woman 💗💗

Hi there and glad you are enjoying them! I roleplay over video ideally on Zoom or Google meets (or audio if you prefer) hence I only rp with females and strive to make every labour as realistic as possible. I wear an 18lb/9Kg silicone pregnancy belly and proper maternity clothing which is always a little bit sexy/short/revealing ;-) I also use an electronic muscle stim machine which gives me real electrically generated belly contractions at regular intervals and which I gradually turn up so they start out as gentle tightenings in my belly and then ramp up gradually during labour until they are intense cramps that I have to breathe and pant through. I like homebirths and no pain relief and enjoy staying upright walking around in early to mid labour changing position with you acting as my birth partner/girlfriend/wife or midwife - up to you. Eventually my water breaks (I simulate this fully with a small bag of water in my underwear) and after that the contractions usually get more intense as I turn up the machine. You'll get to see the fluids pour down my thighs and knees on video and at this point you'll reassure me that everything is ok as I panic a little. Eventually I take to the bed either laying on my back or side or perhaps on all fours as labour becomes more intense and insert an inflatable butt plug to create a feeling of discomfort and pressure. I'm really tight back there so this is very uncomfortable indeed as it is pumped up, often on my birth partner's instructions gradually. When we get to perhaps 20 pumps I get an overwhelming urge to bear down and push it out. Combined with the real belly contractions from the machine this is a really intense experience and I quite like it if you get me to pant to relieve the pressure and avoid pushing for a couple of contractions until you decide it is finally time for me to push. Then you coach me to push out the huge plug and instruct me to pant at times or push sometimes to ensure a nice slow crown and delivery which you will witness. I find rp on video to be so good because it is so realistic and you can see me having a contraction and respond to it by coaching me etc. It's not necessary for me to type "Ooh I'm having another contraction" or anything like that which makes the action/roleplay feel much more natural and immediate! The only thing I insist on is that neither of us ever post stills or video from the RP and we respect each other's privacy. That's why you'll never see me post any images of my rp partners on here or anywhere else. Privacy and trust is really important, especially for something so intimate. Roleplays typically take about 1.5-2 hours from us chatting and me getting first contractions until delivery. I'm available UK daytimes in the week mostly so let me know your availability and if you'd like to rp with me. I'm very happy by the way to incorporate your ideas and preferences so we ensure that any rp satisfies us both - it's a collaboration. I hope that answers your questions - let me know what you think! Josh

[joshlguk]

My girlfriend chose this dress and loves me to wear it now I am so heavily pregnant as she likes the way it shows my bump off lol! I'm not sure I dare wear it in public though - what do you think? I've finally reached 41 weeks, so any day now could be labour day! I've been dancing, squatting and climbing stairs trying to get things going because the midwife doesn't want our baby to get any bigger or go much longer, especially as we are planning a home birth. I'm keen to avoid induction and a hospital birth so tips on kickstarting things before that is necessary would be great...

[joshlguk]

My biggest belly to date, I never thought I would be having to deliver twins or that I would have carried them to nearly full term. Thanks to the advances in male pregnancy medicine though I have and I'm proud of that. Of course I have been eating right and exercising too to stay as fit and healthy as possible for the whole nine months... I don't mind admitting though that given their size it's getting harder to move around or even to sleep properly, so it's a relief that it's nearly baby time! I'm hoping for a natural birth at home with no pain relief and as a male that means anal delivery, which is I'm sure going to be very tough given their size. Male physiology is less adapted to the process of birth than female and so I have been warned to expect it to be more difficult. As I'm single and these are IVF babies I would love to find a supportive female or mtf birth partner to coach me in labour on video, audio or even in person especially if this is something you always wanted to do. It would be so nice to have somebody there as I labour to massage my back or belly and legs and to keep me focused on my breathing exercises as I deal with the contractions. Best of all you get your very own copy of "our" birth video to download and keep for your own private pleasure...

[joshlguk]

I've been in labour now for over three hours this morning, just breathing through the surges and trying to keep walking in labour to speed things up. The pains are starting to really hurt now though and the midwife at my last checkup said he's over 9lb which explains why I'm so big! I think I'm in for a long hard day!

[joshlguk]

I'm feeling like I'm the size of a house with this pregnancy! I'm not looking forward to labour or birthing such a big baby though at home and I'm dreading the sensation of the contractions starting. If anybody (female or convincing mtf trans) wants to assist as my doula or birth partner drop me a PM.

[joshlguk]

So how would you support me through a contraction?

As the familiar tensing feeling begins again in my belly and gradually ramps up in intensity I groan and begin my breathing to cope with the surge.

Would you soothe my belly by gently massaging it or would you stroke the inside of my naked thighs while gently encouraging me?

[joshlguk]

Urgghhh - breathing through another contraction this morning and they're definitely getting stronger now... Any females or mtf trans want to be my birth partner in labour on video or audio today (Thur UK daytime) then send a PM...

[joshlguk]

Unique opportunity! I'm going to have the house to myself from 30th October until 3rd November and I'm curious if anybody is interested in being my midwife either on video or even if you are UK based in person? I'm South of Guildford so commutable from London or the South coast. I'd love to labour for you and for you to actually be there to rub my back and coach me through the contractions. You can also control my muscle stim machine and thus decide how far apart or intense the contractions are and how long they last. When we get to the pushing stage you will be in complete control of how many pumps are in my butt plug and how much pressure I am feeling. I'd be open to offers from women or mtf trans as long as you are feminine. Drop me a PM on here to discuss further. I'm pretty sure there are quite a few people on here who love mpreg and have fantasized about actually attending a birth and this is as close and realistic as you're likely to get!

[joshlguk]

Today (27th) is a BIRTH DAY!! Msg me to arrange to be my midwife/birth coach on video or audio over a secure Google meeting. (Female only pls) Timing will be UK daytime - morning/early afternoon as that's when I have the house to myself.

[joshlguk]

Want to rp with me on Sat?

My next window of opportunity to roleplay a birth on video will be next Sat 27th Sept.

So if you are female or mtf drop me a line and join me as my birth partner or midwife.

I use Google meets for video and share the resulting video for free with my rp partner provided they guarantee not to post or share it anywhere. I strongly believe everyone has a right to privacy - me and you, which is why you will never see me post any images of my rp partners on here.

I can guarantee it will be fun, sensual and painful 😩😂

If you have never tried video rp before it's quite normal to be nervous, I am too! That apprehension though I have found all adds to the intensity and realism of the experience!

[joshlguk]

Do you need a midwife that would dress up in scrubs and gloves to help you

Sure if you are female I would love that, but I do only roleplay with females as its video

[joshlguk]

Some stills from my latest video birth roleplay with a new female midwife last week - she did great despite the fact it was her first time roleplaying on video. She said she found it both erotic and surprisingly emotional, perhaps because I try to make everything as realistic as possible. Once you roleplay on video you'll never want to go back to text again... So much more immediate, real and sensual. As usual I like to labour standing up during the first stage as contractions become more established. My waters broke slowly this time with a gentle and consistent trickle down my legs which came with each surge. The contractions (from my muscle stim machine) got more intense after that, so I took to the bed both on all fours and on my back being instructed to pant in order to resist the urge to push for a while before being finally allowed to bear down. I'm always open to roleplay offers from females or possibly MTF trans and video is my preferred medium. Given we only roleplayed on Wednesday, the fact she has asked to roleplay again this weekend tells me she enjoyed it! ;-)

[joshlguk]

I have been having crampy contractions since the early hours. Irregular at first but they seem to be getting more regular and stronger in my belly and sometimes radiating into my thighs. I'm just breathing through them right now and listening to my body... Would love someone to sensually massage my legs and belly as I labour.