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WHAT THE FUDGE. *she quickly pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots it at the direction of the noise she hisses showing her sharp teeth and red eyes. Shes a vampire?* WHO GOES THERE? I SWEAR TO GOD IM IMMORTAL AND I WILL KILL U.

*glares at him for a second* Ahem. Well felix, yes or no. Remember, YOUR choice.

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Lets get this wedding started then, my sweet! *drags him back into the wedding room* alright! After a little "talk" we had we're finally ready! *the priest nods and then starts* "do you, anon, take felix to be your husband and blah blah blah" I Do! "And you felix take her to be your wife and blah blah"....well felix?

W-well.. I-I..

*pats him on the head* good boy! What a wise choice! *sees the sad look on his face and picks up his chin* Awww, don't be like that sweetheart. Doing the right thing is never an easy choice. Now cheer up and after this we can have some pie! You can have whatever flavor you want!

Felix, You don't know me, Calhoun isn't nearly as strong as me, I just don't show it, but I will show it if I have to. Either it's you, or Calhoun's life. You decide. *kisses him on the nose* oh felix, your much too sweet to choose yourself over someone you care about, right? So how's 'bout we continue what we started okay? I can never stay mad at you forever, Hun.

Oh? Mr. Tough guy isn't being so sassy now isn't he? Well let me demonstrate what might happen if you don't chill out and do what he's told. *holds up a picture of Calhoun, then lights it on fire* we wouldn't what that to happen, now would we?

Y-you wouldn't...

Y-you couldn't! My Tammy is in command of all the soldiers in Hero's Duty! S-she could even take you on herself!

*whispers in a deadly voice: we'll see 'bout that fix-it, we'll see. *suddenly stands up straight wearing a big smile as if nothing happened* OKAY! Can you give us sec to ready again please? *drags him into a dark closet* I WON'T take no for answer felix, not after all I've been through now, no one can save your tail now, so it's the END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU. Either me, or NOTHING. AT. ALL.

W-what doya mean by "nothin at all"?.....

*shouts from the other room:* Don't worry love! It'll be done through before the arcade opens! Now, c'mon lets do this quick! *drags him into the beautiful white room with him still in the chair, with people everywhere with the priest up at the end of the room everyone is clapping and cheering and then she sets him up* okay, where ready for our big day, aren't we felix?

Now, lets change you into your suit for our wedding sweetie! *changes him into it* Awww, you look stunning as always! *kisses forehead and nose* and think dont think about escaping, everything is locked up! Now sit here while I get my dress! *ties him to a chair* be back in a flash!

Use the Force Felix! Quick! It's your only hope!

NOW COME MY LOVE! WE MERRY IN THE MORING! *carries him bridal-style into her car and speed off to her house far away to get ready for the wedding*

*anon jumps back into the window, instead with an AK47* AW HELL NAW NO ONE WILL KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY SEXY ASS FELIX!!! *shoots the orange anon to death, than goes back to tongue kissing felix* nothing, and I mean NOTHING will keep us apart! AHahahA!

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