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noah | 23 | she/her | i write and reblog queen + borhap fics | requests are closed | masterlist | if you’re under 18 you will be blocked | this is a sideblog so i can't respond to replies

[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hello! I don't know who to ask this, but do you know what happened to sweet-ladyy? (They wrote a BenxReader fic called Good Girl) They deactivated but I never found out why :(

Hello! You came to the right place to ask; Blake is a friend of mine. I won’t go into too many specifics, but essentially, Blake’s blog was causing her too much stress and anxiety, and, on top of that, she felt like it was just time to move on from that phase of her life. Hope that clears it up!

[crazylittlethingcalledobsession]

Souvenir (Lucy Boynton x Fem!Reader)

A/n: So here’s the Lucy version of this Ben x Reader one-shot I posted a few days ago. A lot of it is the same, but seeing as I’m in a same-sex relationship I definitely like to be as inclusive as I can. As always, the lyrics to the song it’s inspired by (Souvenir by Avril Lavigne) are at the beginning in italics. And thank you so much for all the reblogs, likes, and sweet words you’ve said! You’ve all been so sweet.

Warnings: angst, mentions of alcohol (twice, I think), sappy fluff, my ridiculous display of love for one miss Lucy Boynton.

W/c: 2099 (2160 with lyrics)

(Photo via Lucy’s Instagram)

“Can I keep you as a souvenir?

Can I take your shirt to dry my tears?

Can I meet you here this time next year?

Can I keep you as a souvenir?

We could take a chance and disappear.

We could run away, get out of here.

Can I keep you as a souvenir?

Wish you were here.”

“I have to leave soon,” she said, her red-rimmed eyes spilling over. She held tight to you, so close, as you attempted to dry her tears with the shirt you were holding, your shirt that she was supposed to be packing to take with her, but your mere presence making it too difficult.

You’d met her during your second week in Thailand, on the island of Phuket. You’d decided that all the negative media attention from your recent album flop in the US was too much for you to handle so off you’d flown for an indefinite amount of time to drown your sorrows in sun-filled days and booze-filled nights.

You never expected to run into the most adorable, funny, gorgeous, and simply wonderful little blonde ball of energy that was Lucy Boynton. You quite literally ran into her as you were leaving the gym one morning and she was entering. It was the most cliché movie trope of all.

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[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hey I dont know if your still active but i just wanted to say i LOVE the try series and i just now finished it and both f you for tearing my heart out and i love you for creating such a master piece, so please tell me that you're still working on it. If not that's fine too, just curious. Ps thank you for helping me get back into fanfiction

Sorry it’s taken me a hot minute to reply to this!! That’s so so sweet of you, thank you so much.

It’s been a really tough few months for me, mentally, which means I haven’t had the energy or motivation to write. But I still love the series, and I’m not ready to give up on it yet. Asks like this definitely help to motivate me to keep chipping away at it, so thank you!!

[illfoandillfie]

The Come Down

Pairing: 70s!Roger Taylor x Fem!Reader

Summery: It’s hard for Roger to unwind after the excitement of playing a gig. But you have a favourite way to help him.

Warnings: SMUT (18+), but also quite fluffy, rough sex, enough to leave marks but nothing overly kinky, some hair pulling, scratching, shower sex.

Words: 4226

A/N: This started life as a blurb about brushing Roger’s hair - a thought I haven’t been able to shake for at least a week - but gradually turned into a full on smut fest lmao. I guess Rog just has that effect on me…

Taglist: @laedymoon​ @dtfrogertaylor​ @vee-ndetta​ @atomic-watermelon @kellypenac​ @labessieisallama​ @deakyclicks​ @jennyggggrrr​ @drowseoftaylor​ @hannafuckingsucks​ @i-cant-hangout-im-drumming​ @queenmylovely​ @supersonicfreddie​ @taron-egrotten​ @johndeaconshands​ @borhapbois​ @stardust-galaxies​

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[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hey look. you don’t know the bigger picture, so i’m here to tell you. i’ve been friends with @stardust-killer-queen for a long time and i KNOW her. she doesn’t read 18+ content, in fact it makes her comfortable and she’s well aware that she shouldn’t be reading it. she told me tumblr showed your blog as a recommendation and she followed it, without seeing the description. she follows a lot of blogs fyi and most of them are followed like that. i’m her irl friend btw (1/?)

she even got nasty anons because of that and went for a week or two hiatus because of those anons. she was deeply upset about it. i mean it wasn’t her fault. she got threatening asks and which made her have extreme anxiety. and i’m really hoping the anon wasn’t you because if it was, it’s disgusting. i’m not being rude here or anything, i’m just telling you the whole story because you should listen to her part too. thank you. (2/2)

I’m very sorry to hear that she received anon hate. I’ve been on tumblr for almost ten years and I have never sent anon hate to anyone for any reason, so of course that anon hate she received wasn’t me, nor was it anyone that I know personally that I’m aware of, and I was not at all aware that she had received any at all. I would never encourage anyone to send anon hate, especially to a minor, and if it was sent by anyone who follows me who is reading this right now, then please unfollow me.

All that happened on my part was that I was told I was being followed by a minor, so I checked their blog, and then blocked the minor from this blog, as per the rules I have as outlined in my description. That’s all. I never attempted to contact @/stardust-killer-queen, anonymously or not anonymously.

Again, I’m very sorry to hear how this played out. I hope @/stardust-killer-queen doesn’t receive any more anon hate.

[just-my-sickly-pride]

To that anon, she’s been following some blogs that have “18+” in the description so idk what’s goin on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She’s just made a choice to do what she pleases, I suppose!

[just-my-sickly-pride]

You got another minor!? Sometimes I wonder if some of them can read. If it says you must be 18 or older, don’t follow! How hard is that to understand!?

as much as I try to make it clear that having minors follow me and/or read my fics makes me ill at ease, I’m sure there’s still quite a few minors that follow me, unfortunately. it’s an uncomfortable reality that all writers who post explicit content have to live with. i can check bios, i can have a scroll through blogs to try to find if they’ve mentioned their age/if they’re friends with other known minors, but that’s all i can do. I’m as frustrated as you are! but i also remember being a minor and not fully understanding what the big deal about it was. i try not to get too angry, but absolutely, it frustrates me and makes me feel very uncomfortable :/

[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hey, idk if you’ll take this seriously or sm but your follower, stardust-killer-queen is a minor. I think she’s 14? I hope I’m not being rude it’s just I know you don’t want minors following you!

Thank you for letting me know!

[thechekhov]

Can you indulge me please, given the recent pandemic why is it that artist or fanfic writers are slowing down their works? I ask because personally I believe this makes it a better opportunity to work faster, as something to distract from the gloomy reality occurring.

I'll indulge you, but I'm afraid you won't like my answer very much.

The reason authors and artists aren't working their asses off MORE is because this is a pandemic, not a vacation.

It's not 'extra free time' for everyone.

For many it's 'my grandfather just died of COVID' time.

For many, it's 'I got laid off and am desperately trying to look for a way not to get evicted' time.

For many, it's 'I'm isolated from my friends, family and other sources of inspiration, I'm at home alone trying to deal with the world at large collapsing' time.

It's time to go out and protest for their rights. It's time to fall into a depression because they can't pay for medicine, because they're worried about a loved one with an immunodeficiency, because they have to decide whether to pay full tuition for taking classes online, which isn't as easy to learn from and feels like a rip-off.

I feel like this needs to be reiterated - fanfiction and fanart USUALLY doesn't pay. It's a hobby. Most fanfic authors aren't armcandy to a wealthy millionaire, and they can't just ignore other important life necessities in order to keep updating their 50k coffeeshop AU. It's not a viable career, and it will not keep you afloat. And while yes, many use it as an escape, many also can't write when they aren't safe, secure and know where their next paycheck is coming from.

So I'm not very surprised many creators are taking time away. They have lives, loved ones, other responsibilities, and at least one of those three is very likely a clusterfuck right now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Be kind. Always assume everyone is doing their best. You never know what someone else might be going through.

[illfoandillfie]

Platonically

Pairing: Aromantic!Fem!Reader x Ben Hardy

Summery: Ben is your best friend. After you tell him you’re aromantic he suggests a QPR could be the answer you were looking for.

Warnings: Smut (18+), dialogue heavy, discussions about aromanticism and queerplatonic relationships, nothing too kinky in the smut, praise kink, unprotected sex, handjob

Words:  12,707 (woof)

A/N: So…I’m aromantic. And I kind of just wanted to write a fic with a character like me lmao. Originally wanted to get it up for pride month but things change. Then I found out the third saturday of July is QPR day and I thought it would be fitting to post it in time for that. Alas I am a couple of days late but close enough is good enough.

There’s a lot of terms releated to aromantic people and relationships in here but I think I explain them all or they can be picked up from context. But if anything doesn’t make sense or you have questions about anything in here I’m happy to answer them! I know there aren’t a whole lot of aro characters around so yeah, I just wanted to make some sort of content for myself and people like me. And I went with Ben because this is complete wish fulfillment for me so fuck it but also because of the way he responded to the BLM movement, educating himself and amplifying other’s voices. He just felt like the right fit. 

Taglist: @laedymoon @dtfrogertaylor @vee-ndetta @atomic-watermelon @kellypenac @labessieisallama @deakyclicks @jennyggggrrr @drowseoftaylor @hannafuckingsucks @i-cant-hangout-im-drumming @queenmylovely @supersonicfreddie @taron-egrotten @johndeaconshands @borhapbois @stardust-galaxies​

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[just-my-sickly-pride]

Noah I’m weak! Your favorite stories you wrote are my favorites you wrote! 🤣 also HOW DO YOU NOT OUTLINE? I’ll go off on a tangent if I don’t do that

Ahh no way!! You have good taste then 😂😂 and idk, outlining just ain’t it for me!! Tangents are good tho you should embrace the tangent! You can always go back later and change it

[just-my-sickly-pride]

author interview;

Tagged by @writerxinthedark. Thanks S!!

Name: Noah

Fandoms: Queen/BoRhap. That’s what this blog is for, after all!

Where You Post: On this blog :)

Most Popular One-Shot: Debut, although a part two was written months later, so technically it’s not a one shot, but oh well

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: The Try Series

Favourite Story You Wrote: Either Tie Your Hair Back, Baby or In the Wings!

Story You Were Nervous to Post: I’ve been nervous about a lot of stories! The Old College Try, Triad, The Night Comes Down and Debut are the main ones, for various reasons.

How You Choose Your Titles: I try not to do song titles or lyrics too often, but I can’t stand choosing titles, so that’s an easy way out. Or a line from the fic itself.

Do You Outline: Nope. For me, outlining actually stops the writing process in its tracks, and sometimes entire story ideas have been ditched bc I’ve outlined them first and it ruined the story for me. I just know where I want to go/end up, I’ve got maybe a scene or two in my head, and I let the story take its course.

Coming Soon/Not Yet Started: Who knows!

Do You Accept Prompts: Sure, but it takes me at least six months to get around to them lmao

Upcoming Story You Are Most Excited to Write: @queenmylovely gave me an idea for a prequel to In the Wings that caught my interest, but with the way my life has gone the past few months, I haven’t had the motivation or energy to write anything, which makes me grumpy as hell.

I tag: I’m sure all my friends/mutuals have been tagged by now, so if ur a writer then go to town and say that I tagged u!

[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hey can i please be added to your taglist? Thank you!! 💗💗

Hey lovely, thanks so much for the sentiment but I actually don’t have a tag list!

[just-my-sickly-pride]

Hey, hope you're doing well! Noticed Vic isn't doing too well at the moment, and I was hoping you weren't affected. Even if you're all good, keep up hope and stay optimistic; it's easy to get down, but with a little bit of support, our days can be bright and full of sunshine. Sending you happy thoughts and virtual hugs. x

Hey! Yeah I’m doing well, I’m not in Vic so it’s so far so good at the moment, although I’m on high alert again, just like the rest of aus is, I’m sure! Thanks for the love and support; hope you’re going okay too!

[just-my-sickly-pride]

hey friends! I was away for the past five days on my friend’s farm with no signal, but I’m back (almost — I’m on my way home), and I see all your tags and asks that you’ve sent, and I’ll get to them when I can!

[mypassionfortrash]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IF YOU’RE UNDER 18 PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME.

I’ve just found out that a lot of minors have interacted with my fics, and I’ve even spoken to them without knowing that they’re under 18. I’m really upset about it and very very uncomfortable.

I don’t care if you’re ‘mature for your age,’ I’ve literally shared a form of porn on this blog (my fics) and that’s so fucking wrong. It’s illegal. Do you even understand how much of a shit situation you’re putting writers in when you do that? And I can’t even be like ‘oh I didn’t know they were kids’ in a legal environment because that shit isn’t a defence.

I’m taking all the steps I reasonably can to stop it, but I can’t police everyone that comes on to my blog (and I really hoped the STRICTLY 18+ warning on all of my fics was enough to deter people), so I’m really trusting people to do the right thing here.

And I’m seriously considering deleting all of my fics from here now because of this. I can’t leave all of that on here knowing that there are 15 and 16 year olds who regularly read it.

Please for the love of god, if you’re under 18, get off my blog, come back when you’re older. It’s as much about creating a safe space for you as it is for older fic writers.

I’m absolutely gutted about this.

[just-my-sickly-pride]

idk if anyone remembers that long-ass post I made explaining all of this, but it’s so upsetting to see that this (as well as a lack of response and reblogs) has driven a wonderful author like Laura off tumblr before she’s barely even started. god forbid any underage readers are on this blog to see this, but if you are: it’s not about you! it’s not about trying to exclude you from some club - it’s about the comfort of us, the adults in the situation, who are doing all we can to keep our content where we feel comfortable having it. please, please, please just don’t interact with our work, don’t reblog our content. especially if you don’t have your age in your bio, for the love of god please don’t talk to us. we don’t know that you’re underage! and it feels so fucking awful to find out you’ve been talking to a minor about adult/sexually explicit content.

i’m so sorry it’s come to this Laura @mypassionfortrash​. I’ll for sure be following you over to ao3! <3

[just-my-sickly-pride]

As some how is mortified of failure and didn’t go to school right off the bat, I hope you know that if you do or do not drop honours, it has its place in your path of joy and success. And that, either way, I’m excited for you to be excited

You’re such a kind and thoughtful person, thank u