The Couch

I've been here a while and I've seen a lot. Don't ask. [I don't think a disclaimer is necessary, but here it is: I actually am the couch. Thanks.]

[crudospunx]

[justasimplecouch]

The couch sat quietly, waiting for a new ass to caress.

[thecouchfandom]

[justasimplecouch]

The couch wonders idly where all the nice butts have gone.

[justasimplecouch]

chaoticsara started following you

You’re too skinny. Are you related to that skinny bird? All of you. The couch is certain you need some weight.

[justasimplecouch]

pleasecallme-lou started following you

The couch might have met you before, but you were different then. You have one of the best asses.

[justasimplecouch]

threecheersforchai started following you

The couch hasn’t felt your ass without clothing, but it has felt yours with other people. So it holds out hope.

[justasimplecouch]

wingslikemidas started following you

You are entirely too bony, and your put a small bird on the couch once. And the couch does not forgive.

[justasimplecouch]

thelittlecheshire started following you

Tiny woman, tiny ass.

But nice. Overall nice.

[justasimplecouch]

eightarmsandabass started following you

There was shouting about some sort of pick? The couch doesn’t know. But your ass is .

[justasimplecouch]

The couch feels a disturbance in its cushions ... as though, in some other universe, there were murderers trying to fuck on it.

The couch shudders and puts it down to a minor earthquake.

[justasimplecouch]

dynaa-dinah started following you

You as well. The couch can't figure you out. Your butt isn't as nice as others, but isn't bad.

[justasimplecouch]

nyxxiofthenight started following you

The couch doesn't know you. Who the fuck are you.

[justasimplecouch]

curiosity-is-imagination started following you

The couch vaguely remembers you. You're usually very nice to it and put your lovely butt on it. Sometimes you get a little flirty with people, but the couch doesn't mind that. You seem to remain mostly clothes around it.

[justasimplecouch]

dormousemallymkun started following you

Yes, the couch knows you. You and your mate. You sleep on it all the time, as well as ....

Other activities.

The couch is thankful you both have nice butts.

[justasimplecouch]

The couch advises you that it's tumblr theme has been redone and it would like you to see.

[justasimplecouch]

[AGGRESSIVELY WONDERS WHAT IT'S MISSED]