just the mulch underfoot

18+ maybe a human :3 19-22, anynouns scientist, musician, student 🏳️‍⚧️, bi

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[sunanthrope]

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.

Edit: Please stop fucking talking about the capos. I am talking about the thing you clamp on the neck of the guitar that holds/changes chords with a button, not capos. Stay on topic.

[justawispofsmoke]

your "sparklewolf radio" guy sexually exploited and groomed me when i was 14 and is actively running a CSEM ring

yeah learned abt them. thought i deleted all my posts about them but missed two. didn’t know much abt them when i found their music

[justawispofsmoke]

got enough scholarships i spend about as much on school as energy drinks

which uh,

considering both are a 4 digit number

i don’t think is good

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

thought the objectum community would like this one! found on a microwave

[justawispofsmoke]

>:(

[justawispofsmoke]

wwawawa

[justawispofsmoke]

my oh so radical political beliefs in short:

- humans have undeniable rights that come with being born.

- yes, even those people.

- any attempt to give a certain group less rights than another will be used nefariously.

- giving a group in power special privileges due to any situation, mostly occupation, automatically gives certain groups less rights.

- rehabilitative justice is the only form of justice.

- Punitive justice inherently supports totalitarianism and degrades equality.

- any attempt to find a group of people with a common trait that defines them all as Terrible Pieces of Shit where only punitive justice is possible will be broadened until it includes ‘every group I don’t like’ and used nefariously in a way that prevents rehabilitation of those with said actual common trait.

- containment for those that cannot be rehabilitated is a sad necessity, but care should be taken that it is not punitive in nature- merely harm mitigation.

- people should be allowed to fuck up their own bodies however they want, but should be well aware of the risks.

- capitalism cannot be utopian. At our level of technology, it is impossible to allow self regulation of the economy without introducing stagnation and strife.

- any plan that relies on the average citizen caring about anything is doomed to fail. the only action that happens is the one you do.

[eknippp]

Some of our favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon. See you on the other side."

"We just went sci fi.

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.” (The name of Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife)

"Amaze amaze amaze."

"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."

"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"

"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."

"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."

"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."

"We're going to power cycle the toilet from the ground."

"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."

"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus." (After Mission Control cut off Pink Pony Club early when waking up the crew)

"Copy heart. Copy bracelet." (In response to Wiseman giving his daughters heart hands and showing them the bracelets they made him that he was wearing)

“Welcome back. We are still here. They are in space.”

"Copy. Bubble wrap nominal."

"We have rediscovered the chocolate snacks."

“The truth is, the moon really is its own body in the universe. It's not just a poster in the sky that goes by, it is a real place."

“We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers, we will do radio astronomy.”

"I've seen a lot of new perspectives, but my perspective has not changed because I launched with the perspective that there is enough for all." (After being asked if they had a new view on humankind.)

"On behalf of all Canadians, we wanted some reassurances of your preferences for maple syrup over Nutella on your pancakes."

[justawispofsmoke]

awawawawa u tried to eated my posts all of them being eated !! i keep them so cleans and u try to eat them how woeful

>:3

*eateds ur ask*

[floortile34]

gently holdings girl and brushing her fur???

[ilovelisabetch]

somewhere, there’s moonlight on the ocean

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[heathcliffgirl1847]

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[justawispofsmoke]

who tf has been telling my ex wife mr government that I have made money instead of living in squalor like i project

and she has the gall to request $140 from me?

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.