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[emperorsfoot]

I can't believe Sky High is 21 years old and yet we still don't even have 1000 fics for it

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[justheretopetyourdog]

New oneshot is up 🎉 I will get it posted to FFN as well!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hermione never planned on returning to wizarding Britain, content with her life in the muggle world, but fate had a different idea. It’s her first time venturing into Diagon Alley and who should she run into but Ginny. How long can Hermione dance around the truth of what her life has become after all these years?

Based around the line I thought of one day: “Good Godric, Hermione! Who did you marry?!”

3rd POV from Hermione’s perspective though towards the end it does shift to Ginny’s perspective (designated by a page break)

This oneshot is what inspired my other work, “Disappear in Your Arms”, which is a prequel to this! I just got tired of holding this back haha. Be warned, that story is still a WIP.

Words: 3.8k

Chapters: 1/1

Rated T

[glassfrogforest]

[ruletogether]

RIP to Alina but if Ben Barnes had me kissing like that and for Baghra, this horrible embodiment of a soviet ballet teacher, to show up and tell me he is evil I would not have budged.

Baghra girl...??? AND????

You think im a dumbass? The mans name is DARKling?? He has literally covered everything in black and flat out refuses to ride any horse which is not pitch black?? I know is not just the aesthetic bestie. Now if you would be so kind, I haven’t gotten laid in ages and my ass looks bomb in this kefta so please leave me alone and let me go back to getting railed by the hot general who undoubtedly will ask me to rule the world with him in a day or two. Thank you very much. Bye.

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[tampire]

*The Addams Family music plays*

[justheretopetyourdog]

I'd walk through fiendfyre for you, Hermione. Well not FIENDFYRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

Draco (probably)

[authorisedgardian]

I probably put way too much thought into it but I do enjoy making a more in depth story rather than winging it. I like to actually think about the worldbuilding, make sure things actually connect and make sense. I am a big history nerd and I feel like it's the closest I can get to writing my own history.

[zevarcollan]

writing be like

[justheretopetyourdog]

[justheretopetyourdog]

Hermione: You're a horrible person.

Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

[justheretopetyourdog]

Mel: I have an idea.

Wanda: No murder.

Mel: I no longer have an idea.

[alinaastarkov]

#today on things that totally happened: sab edition [3/?]

[justheretopetyourdog]

Wanda: You stabbed him?!

Mel: In my defense, you didn't hear what he said.

Wanda: What did he say?

Mel: "What are you going to do? Stab me?"

Jared: I'm with Mel on this. That's practically an invitation.

[paxterhobber-deactivated2023100]

[justheretopetyourdog]

Every now and then I re-read Stephenie Meyer's The Host and remember why it's one of my favorite books, only now I write fanfic soooo I wrote up a lil oneshot 🎉

Needed an angst fix so I wrote a re-telling of Chapter 14 (and what happens before Wanderer wakes up in Chapter 15) from Jared’s POV. For reference, Chapter 14 is where Wanderer/Melanie are brought in by Jeb and see Jared for the first time. Starts with a flashback of when Melanie went off to find her cousin.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works