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daniel-schuester:

“I can resist you.”

“That’s a lie.”

themars-puckerman:

“OMG. Jason. Watch it with me! Please. F is for friends who do stuff togetherrr“

“LET’S DO IT. You and me, Mars. U is for you and meeee.”

daniel-schuester:

“I won’t ever have sex with you again.”

“I’ll start walking around naked and making moaning noises at random times.”

daniel-schuester:

“Sometimes, yeah, I forget, so. If you start singing F.U.N. while we’re out, I swear to god.”

“I won’t sing it, just in the showers. I might ask you if you’re ready before having sex though.”

daniel-schuester:

“Nothing, just you’re a fucking dork.”

“Do you have to remind yourself that or something?”

daniel-schuester:

“What?”

“THE F. U. N. EPISODE OF SPONGBOB IS ON TV. I REPEAT. THE F. U. N. EPISODE OF SPONGBOB IS ON TV.”

#fgwstarter

daniel-schuester:

Oh wow rude, I’m never having kinky sex with you ever again.

Well then. I see how it is. But it’s all right, you’re probably going to have trouble getting it up anyways because of your age.”

daniel-schuester:

You remember each time we have sex?

Of course. They’re so bad I remember each and every single horrible experience I have with you.

Kidding.

daniel-schuester:

…Oh yeah, my bad.

Yeah. I remember each time we do vividly.

daniel-schuester:

In what sense do you even want to have sex in the hospital? That’s gross, it’s a good thing we wash the sheets when people leave.

.... We’re have sex at the hospital, Daniel.

dougie-schuester:

“I’d be really offended if you didn’t. Awww. Dude, you’re making me blush. It’d be no problem. Film schools taught me a lot. But my dads missed me so I came home to smack Daniel”

“Trust me, we’re inviting you to the wedding. Sure, it’d be inviting a guy I previously had sex with, but you’re still Daniel’s brother and that’d be rude. Good. I’m going to make your face a bright red tomato. I’d totally love to go to a film school, but I suck at films, so I’m going to stick to becoming a lawyer. Okay good, smack him hard.”

#UGH GIFS

“I’m invited, right? You didn’t forget me from when I left, have ya? I’ll be filming the whole thing. You don’t need to pay a photographer cause I’ll do it”

“Of course you are. It’d be extremely rude if we didn’t. Please, how could I forget the face of a cutie like you? Seriously, thanks man. I’d love that.”