wretched man.

[sukeb4n]

me rn

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[jxckoftrades]

SHOVES A SMALL BOX INTO HIS CHEST. "Okay, okay. So I'm still behind on how Valentine's Day works over here. But I made 'em with my own hands so it's....honmei right? I wanted it to be as l e g i t as possible." It should not be a surprise that the chocolates are shaped like little bunnies. //Sending this early because school n stuff <3.

“But you’re always going on about how I shouldn’t eat rabbits, Ari. You’re enabling me.”

Teasing, (naturally) Saiga popped one of the rabbit shaped sweets into his mouth, a hum of content escaping, disguised as a half sigh as the chocolate melted on an instant. It probably wasn’t in the man’s best interest to try gauging a response from Ari by the prospect of taking a bite out of her rabbit friend.

“They’re great, babe, honest. They’re ‘legit’ to me either way, handmade or not.” A arm wound around Ari’s waist, yanking her to his side where he pressed his lips against her temple.

[dietcherrypie]

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“O-of course! I would be happy to. I’d love to spend the day with you…” It’s not often she had little to say to Yuji. They spoke about everything together. It was a strange feeling being so tongue-tied around him but she felt this awkward time will pass and soon they’ll be chatting like they used to. 

“You look so cold, Yuyu, you poor thing. We can continue our conversation in the Baking Club, okay? I’ll make a hot chocolate for the both of us.” Cass shyly reaches for his hand and gently takes it in her gloved one.

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Even from behind the delicate fabric of Cass’ glove, he felt the heat and pulse of her fingers and palm; cold fingers chapped and pink from the short venture from the dorms to the Academy’s campus now warming at their centers. If it were possible to bury his face deeper into the scarf, Yuji would have by now, but alas, the apex of his cheek bones jutted out, all of which shone a soft shade of pink.

“Ah! It’s not that cold out!” There were a lot worse situations he could have been in back in Satellite. “But I won’t turn down an offer for hot chocolate!”

Bravely-- so boldly-- Yuji’s fingers curled to fit the crevices of Cass’ hands, filling the gaps between hers to rest against unexposed knuckles. Hopefully she wouldn’t take notice of his hand, the one that seemed to tremble profusely with each step they took.

[jxckoftrades]

tfw ur in a cranky mood all week

and then sunflowershipping happens on ur dash and u just

[sonicsuggestions]

If someone doesn’t show interest in you, don’t attempt to gain their interest by making them feel bad/guilting them into some sort of a reaction

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*Gives Yuji a barrel of 55 gallons of lube.* For tomorrow.

“For tomorrow? Oh! To use for stuffing Saiga down a sewer pipe, right?”

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Her heart jumps a little and she feels her cheeks warming her wind-chilled face. 

“I-I only planned on giving out chocolates to friends in the morning, then I am free…” She almost asked him if he wanted to ask her out, or ‘court her’ in Anjelly’s words. If she did, she felt it would ruin the (rather cold) romantic air. Cass waits patiently for his next words ignoring the wind;  the cold will not get in her way for a beautiful romance!

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Yuji’s stomach twisted and turned as though someone had formed a fist around it. For a brief moment, he buried deeper into the recesses of his scarf, the musty scent of home still lingered somewhere in the medium grey fabric as he mulled over his next choice of words.

“I mean... if you’ve got time after doing that... I was wondering if you’d want to go out and do something together? Outside of school, of course.”

He surprised even himself at the approach; subtle and to the point. In truth, Yuji had spent a good few hours the night before picking over worst case scenarios and pestering Saiga for advice until it was begged of him to get some sleep.

      It’ll just come naturally, Yuj. You’re just naturally good with people in general.

Blessed was the logic and tact of his best friend Saiga; the cushion that eased (if even a little) the fall of Yuji’s head whenever it came streaking from out of the clouds and back to earth.

[jxckoftrades]

"Hey, @princesskittycake!”

Yuji had to suck in a quick breath between his teeth before continuing; a sharp cold biting into his throat from the cold winter’s air. The wind’s had been merciless lately and taxing on the boy’s health to say the least. Thankfully, his stress induced blush could easily be shrugged off by cause of frigid winds whipping along the campus lawn.

      Deep breaths, Yuji, you got this. In and out. In and out.

“You wouldn’t happen to be doing anything tomorrow, would you?” He rocked to and fro on his heels, words merely a mutter from behind a near threadbare scarf.

[madqueenalanna]

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

[icarntspell]

I FUCKING MISS AMY WINEHOUSE 

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Howler AU: Saiga, don't you sometimes want Skadi to be inside of you for once?

      “--You wanna be more specific about that? I’m not exactly the best at picking up on innuendos. Can’t tell if this is sexual or you’re askin’ if I want to take a chomp out of Skadi.”

[pockhy]

OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

[girllemmetellyou]

Do you ever have a character where every time they make an appearance you just

[jxckoftrades]

Yuji, is your crush waning a little because you discovered she's kinda on the weird side?

“No way! Yeah, it’s a little strange, but doesn’t everyone have those little quirks here and there? Just look at Saiga! He has an unholy conniption every time he touches wet food while doing dishes.”

[jxckoftrades]

Wow, Saiga, great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

*ethan klein cough*