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SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.

#all the kisses for bertha

aureus-meles:

Kindly sod off if you’re here to make me get up.

Someone’s grumpy.

#convo; edgar.#edgar 010.

gladysxgudgeon:

It’s easy to try and stop being awful.

Hey - I’m not awful.

#convo; gladys.#gladys 005.

grimgersnaps:

Well fortunately for me, then, I didn’t spring from your loins. [ ze raises zir eyebrows ] You’re gonna’ ground me? But Mum… come on, it’s been kind of a shit few days.

{ bertha only continued to look put out. } You could have at least taken me with you. Where did you even go?

#convo; bilius.#bilius 001.

beatertothepunch:

[ she chuckles ] Fun tip for you, then. They charm the doors, not the walls in most cases. Or so I’ve heard. Or not heard, because obviously this is all hypothetical here.

{ a small grin began to grow. } You’re the worst influence, Gwen.

#convo; gwenog.#gwenog 005.

indogyearsimdeadsirius:

It still counts.

...It was only for a few minutes.

#convo; sirius.#sirius 010.

h-alfbloodprxnce:

“Shouldn’t you be running along, Jorkins? It’s awfully dangerous for someone as dim witted and of your poor blood status to be out this late.”

“It’s only dangerous if someone was stupid enough to do anything, knowing full well I’m friends with a good chunk of the auror department.”

#convo; severus.#severus 003.

lavinia-rowle:

Lavinia looked up at her, expression softening a bit. “G-Gifts? An exception can be m-made for that.”

“I mean, it’s homemade,” she began, ”and a little burnt...” Bertha fished a tin of biscuits out of her bag as she spoke. “But they can’t taste any worse than the food here.”

#convo; lavinia.#lavinia 007.

grimgersnaps:

What, I’m not allowed to disappear for four days without telling anyone? Did you suddenly become my mum?

If I were your mum, you’d be on washing up duty for a month. { bertha crossed her arms, attempting to look stern. } Don’t make me ground you like I do my sisters.

#convo; bilius.#bilius 001.

lavinia-rowle:

“I don’t want visitors.” Lavinia grumbled not bothering to even look up. Her words forced as she found it hard to speak.

Bertha hesitated. “Not even ones who come bearing gifts?”

#convo; lavinia.#lavinia 007.

indogyearsimdeadsirius:

So what were you snooping through?

I just said I wasn’t! Not properly.

#convo; sirius.#sirius 010.

h-alfbloodprxnce:

“Get. Out.” Severus’ face was curved upwards angrily. His tone ice cold. “Mudbloods aren’t welcome here. Especially not as annoying ones such as yourself, Jorkins.”

When the shock faded, her lips curled into an uncharacteristic sneer. “Maybe you should put that on a sign outside, let everyone know the kind of disgusting words you use.”

#convo; severus.#severus 003.

lavinia-rowle:

Lavinia raised an eyebrow, pausing her laughter to give Bertha a stern look of disbelief. “Case in point.” She laughed, catching Bertha before she toppled onto the cobblestone. “Oh, don’t blame the bartender. That’s everyones excuse but I had a sip of your drink. It was barely a drink.”

Bertha would appreciate Lavinia’s babysitting in the morning, when she didn’t wake up with bruised knees or a twisted ankle, but right then it only had her pout. “It was totally a drink. The bartender had to ask my age before he even served it me. But... I guess you’re right. I shouldn’t blame him, not when he was kinda cute.”