I’m Kai and I rate things

I like those emoji rating posts n so,, yeah,,

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What would you like me to rate next! it can be anything!

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My partner rates the T-Rex emoji for me bc they like dinosaurs. Pt 2

he looks like hes wearing heels. dinosaurs cant do that they dont have the right feet. 4/10

could be a friend, could kill you in your sleep 5/10

looks like a gecko 4/10

“Dude, now we’re talkin. thats a t rex” “hes movin hes groovin hes roarin” 11/10

“why is he a gradient? why is his face like that? no.” 0/10

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My partner rates the T-Rex emoji for me bc they like dinosaurs. pt 1 bc tumblr is being mean

requested by @spaghettiregetti

most of these are paraphrased, some are direct quotes.

mid, inactive 6/10

active little man, he roar 8/10

“7 because his face is stupider” 7/10

cute but mid 3/10

face is dumb /neg, but he active 5/10

“i dont like him” -10/10

looks like a velociraptor (from jurrassic park) 1/10

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Rating Animal Crossing NPCs (Non villager)

please give me my money back. pl ea se. 0/10

RESPECTABLE MAN. I want to hug him. 10/10

Adorable, can be annoying sometimes. 5/10

i love both of them. they both get forehead kisses from me <3 100/10

Legit my favorite ac character. I love her so much. infinity/10

too energetic. leave me alone. looks like sonic. 2/10

meh. 4/10

idiot. /pos. 15/10

also an idiot and i love him for it 40/10

lovely boy!!! 9/10

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HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY 90000/10

I LOVE YIU SO MUXB BB 100/10

he would absolutely respect people of all kinds 30/10

leif superiority 100000000000000/10

baby. 100/10

BABY GORL. GIVE ME A KISS. TAKE ALL MY BELLS ♥️♥️♥️♥️ 300009/10

idiot (derogatory) -5/10

I want to marry her im not even kidding ♾/10

hes honestly not my favorite i dont get the hype 3/10

BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL!!!! give me a FUCKING HUGH 60000998779890810837920/10

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burn. die. -♾/10

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give me animal crossing characters to rate!!!!!

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so my s/o and i are going to watch egar wright movies so i can rate all of them :)

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the hole emoji! 🕳 requested by @phillipfancypants (sorry it took so long!!)

great! looks like a hole. 10/10

why is it grey?? it makes it look like a pan being viewed from below 2/10

samsung. QUIT. COPYING. APPLE!!! 0/10

looks like an eyeball but weird. like you got your eyes dialated or a cats eye or something. 1/10

the gradient in the hole makes it look weird but all in all its okay. i can tell its a hole. 3/10

looks like a smoke detector. 0/10

a good hole. i enjoy it. 10/10 would put my hand inside this mystery hole

this ones pretty good i think. 8/10

ouch. -2/10

dude. im actively taking away your emoji rights. -50/10

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Turtle emoji!!! 🐢 requested by @spaghettiregetti​

A good boy!!! 9/10

absolutely no detail but thats why i love him. such a good boy 100/10

Apples but worse. 0/10

why did they make him half in his shell??? hes okay but i cant get the full goodness of him 5/10

he looks dumb and i love him for that, but i think thats a tortoise? 7/10

literally i love him. the shell is boring tho. 6/10

BEAUTIFUL. FACEBOOK, YOU ALWAYS OUTDO YOURSELF!! LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF ARTWORK!! 10000000/10

Hes great. reminds me of franklin 10/10

why are his legs a different color than his face and whats with that one piece of his shell? 1/10

what the fuck. -300/10

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omg i havent been on tumblr in so long im so sorry!! im gonna start this up again tho so send more requests!

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Ok guys!! challenge for yall!! gimme lists of characters from things or gimme emojis or shows to rate the characters of!!! the ones i like the most ill prolly do!!

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Rating the ice skate emoji bc im a skater lolll

i cant tell what but something is just... off about it. its weird and i cant quite pinpoint it. it just looks weird. also missing a toe pick. i would faceplant. 5/10

mediocre. it looks like white combat boots with blades glued on. still no toe pick. 3/10

looks futuristic and i like that, but it just looks plain and boring and the blade is supposed to connect to the sole of the boot at the toes and stiLL NO TOE PiCK 4/10

this is just apples but with better shading +2 for better shading -1 for copying apple 6/10

FINALLY an accurate skate. the height is good, theres a toe pick, they even have the grooves on the heel and its gorgeous. 10/10 a gorgeous skate

this.. this looks like you tried to draw a hockey skate but accidentally put figure skating blades on it. also only 3 colors? its boring. 1/10

i like the color variety, and the shading is good. the height of the heel is a bit low and it doesnt have a toe pick but i like it overall 8/10

this is really pretty. i wish my skates were that pretty. they are pretty but i like those -1 for no toe pick 9/10

the toes go down too low and they did a weird thing with the gradient and idk how to feel. no toepick. 0/10

its pretty, but theres no tongue or toe pick its just kinda existing. pretty blue tho. 7/10

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what emoji should i rate next 👊😌

its prolly gonna be ⛸ bc im a figure skater or the cat one but if u have suggestions pls lmk

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Rating the moon emoji since i have nothing better to do with my life

creepy, but familiar. a face i recognize anywhere. 8/10

looks like a cat. 4/10

i hate him. he stares into my soul, looking at my past, my future, and my present. he will use it to his gain. 0/10

somehow creepier than apples? its just a little bit more detail but i hate it. 2/10

i would give u a gold star for effort but there was no effort here. -6/10

he loooks nice but also like he wants to eat me. 1/10

no. -100/10

he is okay. hes the least creepy of all of them, and i like his nose. 9/10

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i love bees and emoji rating posts so here we go

shes a bit chubby, and she isnt sectioned off correctly, but her eyes, legs, wings, and antennae are perfect!! grandient is a bit strange tho. 8/10

what. why are its eyes on top of its head, why is its stinger straight, why does it have 4 wings i have so many questions. i hate it 0/10

nice try, but this is a wasp. -10/10

a friend!!! perfect floofy mid section, gorgeous wings, lovely antennae, the legs are perfect, they even got the little mouth. shes beautiful. 100/10 friend material.

why is it shiny. i also only see two legs. try harder. 1/10

no legs?? chubby antennae? too simplistic. i dont like it. 2/10

overall i dig it. very detailed and fluffy. its missing a few details but ill let it slide. she looks a bit wonky, but its from a different perspective compared to others, so i appreciate the effort. 9/10. she is friend shaped.

its okay. a bit simplistic, and while i appreciate them making the back leg bigger, its too long. the eyes strange as well. 5/10

did you even try? -20/10

what the actual fuck. i hate this. -100000/10

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i do be kai doe