NICE ONE, SONNY

sometimes i want to kick the shit out of him [ i follow from @claremonts ]

[anzekopistar]

[uniteds]

get in line stephen

[uniteds]

football is the funniest sport ever

[kaihvertz]

minor url change from kaihaverts to kaihvertz because i have Revived for Euros 2020

[kaihvertz]

POCHETTINO PSG WHAT THE FUCK

[glitterbreak]

I’m deceased

[jevergnes]

@toto-wolff

[seabiscuit15]

IM FUCKING CRYING!!!

[seabiscuit15]

Thank You Jan 💙💙💙 

[maximillis]

just saw a leaked photo of the third bvb kit IM CRYING ITS SO UGLY I HATE IT

[maximillis]

IM SO SORRY BUT WHAT IS THIS

[afternoonb]

He’s so TALL

[bravertzposts]

“I grant him every goal from heart.” 

September 2019: Julian talking about playing against Kai for the first time in their careers

[davidalabafc]

football is getting boring someone hire mourinho please

[davidalabafc-abandoned]

thank you for your sacrifice tottenham hotspur

[sebspodium]

😭

[footballtaa-deactivated20231002]

Kai Havertz at the press conference 👀

What happened here 😂⁉️

[sendinthehuskies-deactivated201]

To all the younger people/non Brits, this is what it always used to be like. Before we had the kardashians and reality TV we had the England WAGs. This is UK culture at its finest

[kaihvertz]

kai haverts gf is american that means we can legally marry

[neuxr]

“Positions are just a social construct that mean nothing to the enlightened man.”

[bensdavies]

anyway. i’m not angry about last night anymore. i keep laughing about it. only spurs could fall apart like that. we’re a unique club. it’s what sets us apart from the rest. two players have just had to confirm on twitter than one of them didn’t shag the others wife in some kinda john terry/wayne bridge scandal. we just conceded 7 goals in one match and our manager is still being linked with real madrid and manchester united. only one of our signings from the summer is actually fit and playing for the club. all you can do is laugh!