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      Ku .  .  . nigi â gi - gaoka? She canât      even pronounce that in her head, highly doubtful she can      do so out loud. Probably shouldnât try, then â itâd only      end in possible disaster. Or certain disaster, which of      course is embarrassing herself and possibly turning her      face as red as her hair. Just nod, interest spiked at the      mention of marksmen â but .  .  . yellow monster?Â
      Taken aback just      slightly, the teenager shook her head, brows knitting      together. She had no clue what this man was speaking      of, it sounded almost crazy. Unless itâs something custom      to the school, then it wasnât as odd, maybe? Either way.      âN-no, I wasnât spoken to by anyone, actually.â      Which, she admits, is odd for a school. Normally thereâd      be at least one person to question a new comer, right?      âAh .  .  . Iâm a good shot, yes,â one of the best, but thatâs      left out. âbut, what do you mean by yellow monster?â
"Hmmmm..."
Karasuma wasn't specially sure about telling the girl about 3-E class situation. She talked about being a good shooter but, how could he trust that?
"Let's say we have a... curious teacher here. To attend one of our classes, our students must prove themselves in at least one of a peculiar skill, and since you're a shooter..."
He left a hand inside his suit jacket and handed ou a 9mm gun. It was cahrged with anti-sensei pellets, so the shots wouldn't harm human flesh. But perhaps with that she could show him his skills. He gave it to her, ignoring the fact that she could be scared of the duden act. But everything in it would show it her proveness.
"Have this. Can you prove me that sharpshooter title you have? I'll tell you more if you finally end as a girl of truth."
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
His words had made her frown, but she didnât hold it against him. âOh, Kara-sensei. Youâre someone to just doesnât see pass his work. But, donât worry. When you do start to see pass your work and maybe when you decide to stop having a stick up your ass, the maybe your students will like you a bit more.â "Right now, I donât think youâre going to get anywhere near that octopus with a mind only focused on the most logical goal." She pointed her finger like a gun towards him. "Letâs face it. Sometimes you need a little more unusual method to assassinate an unusual subject." She smiled once more. "If you donât have any fun, and you fail to assassinate him, then what happens? You die a lonely miserable son-of-a-bitch. You might even regret how to spent the time, huh? I say, work hard and play hard. You can have fun and still kill that octopus. Or are you saying thatâs impossible?"
For some reason, she made the statement sound actually plausible. Karasuma stared at the cat girl with a less frowned expression. A spy is an expert in infiltration, sometimes infiltrations need facades, and that involves cultivating your social skills. He was a field soldier, at first and foremost, who didn't need these type of other faces for his own, but now... perhaps the point of Kana was really right.
"I only see him as an extremely dangerours and difficult target to aim. I don't play soccer with octopuses, actually. I would prefer to throw knives or a good packed punch at him... But I see what you're trying to say here. You and Irina, that's only a facade until you can exchange fun and plays for knives and guns, isn't it?"
He passed a hand through his forehead and looked with more ease at his companion."Jeez, seems this teacher will need a bit of training, too. Would you mind to help me?" He asked eagerly. "Waht would you suggest?"
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
With the way he worded that, and his serious attitude, it sounded like his was distraught at the fact that the students preferred Bitch-sensei and her over him. âThatâs true, but you have the most respect out of them⊠Things canât be all fun and games, youâre very important Kara-sensei. Upon listening to his theory, it proved to be interesting and not logical. âMm⊠You could be right, Kara-sensei. But itâs so hard to believe that considering he is a tentacle monsterâŠ. Sigh, well. I know what I really want to figure out here. It will give me some closure if we canât stop him.â
She snickered. âJust kidding! We will stop him! Then I can force him to tell us why heâs teaching students!â Another sip of her coffee, and she was finished with it.
This woman being with that optimistic vibe inside her surprised him. They were talking about a killing... from a monster who, in reality, was a very complex being to understand. He remained silent, as if he was trying to achieve an internal conclusion and just finished the coffee in another round.
"Let me doubt it. I don't know if you're gonna try to make him fall in an unavoidable trap... But what I'm trying to achieve is unavoidable death instead. I don't care about him or his feelings, as I said. It's more important his challenge... I'll try to stab him before try to talk to him. Kana."
He took up and left a small sigh. Was he doing well? For him, it was the most logical procedure, but this class already was getting glued because the power of bonds. "Perhaps, that's why the students didn't prefer me. I'm not here to have fun. Perhaps I'm the only one who doesn't want to die."
He knew that sounded rude. But what could he say? It wasn't his style, and besides all, the mission is the mission, and it involved the entire earth condition.
New Blood || the-abyssal-luminary
"What a day..." Karasuma sighed out, leaving his mobile phone over the desk and shutting down the office's computer to just take a break and look through the window of 3-E class building. Today was one of these hard and long days where one finds himself in the office until the sun starts to go down. Now the sky was completely orange, the sun near hiding, and nobody in the institution anymore. But he was still doing work.
That due the government wanted him to contact with a lot of potential people who would make exceptional transfer students and help the main ones to fight the yellow monster with an higher percentage of being succesful. Today he holded a lot of calls, lot of bussiness cards and assassination dealings. Seemed a lot of people wanted a piece of the cake, but only a bunch were seemingly enough powerful to take on the job.
He standed up and now putted on his jacket. He needed to look so formal again. For some reason, his superiors organizated a meeting with a possibly new helper on the killing, but it needed to be outside schooltime. "Let's do this." He said to himself blatantly, and headed to the entrance of the builiding, waiting outside with that good sunset view making him company.
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
She couldnât believe that he was so dense. There was obviously more to the story that what he was telling her, but he choose to believe what he was told. What everyone knew. âBaka, you think thatâs all there is to the story? Iâm talking about why an alien capable of destroying the earth would come and teach a bunch of kids.â Iâm saying that thereâs more this octopus isnât telling us, maybe a softer side we donât know about? That would be interesting.â Her head perked upward, curious that he wanted to hear about her lifestyle. âOh me? Donât you hear enough about spying from Bitch-sensei?â She scratched her cheek. âThereâs nothing to tell. I usually donât kill people unless itâs required to, I like to gather information and distribute it. Thatâs an important factor I can teach these kids though. They might pick up on something they havenât seen before.â
He took another sip of the coffee, seeing how his tellings didn't make Kana satisfied enough. It was curious how he called Irina as how the kiddos felt too, Bitch-sensei, what an odd name. But that made him smile internally, as that proximity with the stduents in a short lapse of time indicated a great skill at empathy.
"Irina and you will do a great work with that. You two have great approaching skills for the kids, they are often more happy to hace classes with someone like you than with someone more strict... like me." Another firm sip to the liquid and then awaited, thinking for a proper response.
"Mmmmh... It's pretty obvious that the octopus has a past. As he said to the students, he's a created being... I have the theory that he was human once. Despite his cruel advances towards humanity, he's a dorkly being, perverted and feely about the students... Too human to stand as just an alien creature, don't you think?"
But he needed to remain strong. Feelings couldn't be an option for someone who made that class of a grudge against their world.
"But, despite having feelings or not... I won't hesitate, personally. I rather make everyone to still have a life than to forgive him just because feelings."
"Kiryuin-san?" A serious male voice talked through the phone."My name's Karasuma Tadaomi. I'm an special agent of the Military Agency of Japanese Government... in charge of the now uncovered assassination of a monster who's defying humanity. Some contacts told me you would be good for a similar role. Are you interested in working with us?"
Soroi had brought the phone to the heiress, surprised by the abrupt call at this hour; Satsuki had not been expecting anybody to be making contact until later that eveningâ and so, she was originally going to inform them to call back later.
However, once the call was answered, she was met with a flat, male voiceâ somebody that meant business.
â© ć âȘÂ âKarasuma Tadaomi, . .?â
An agent of the Military Agency of Japanese Government. Neither the Kiryuin Conglomerate, nor the REVOCs Corporation had any sorts of ties to the government directlyâ what could he possibly wish to collaberate over?
Just as she was about to question his motives, it was answered within the next comment: the assassination of an organism that had a grudge with humanity.Â
âYou would be correct when mentioning that I have dealt with a similar situationâ though I must ask how you got a hold of this information?â Satsukiâs fingers brush against the handle of the phone, eyes flickering over to the window.
All new regarding the Life Fibers had been a well kept secret.
âI cannot make business agreements of the phone in such a casual manner,â the heiress asserts firmly, âif you wish to make further conversation, you must arrange a meeting in person.â
Upon her first impression, Karasuma seemed to be a well-manner, professional individual; civility was the priority when it came to interacting with the heiress of the REVOCs organization face-to-face. Not many people in this world, less than one percent, to be exact, could claim to have met Satsuki on a one-on-one basis. It would be unwise of the man to underestimate his luck.
â©Â ć âȘ âLikewise. Please, take a seat so that we may begin this conversation with haste. I am a busy woman, my time is worth more than the average man makes on a daily wage, and it is honored above all else,â the monarch speaks flatly, circling to the other end of her table and sitting down at the head of it; without another word, her butler Soroi approaches and bends down to one knee, filling a cup of tea for her to sip at during the meeting.
She had already been skeptical about this entire ordealâKarasuma better bring forth a rather enticing reason for the Kiryuins to align with him to go against whatever he may be dealing with.
From what she could gather, Kunigaoka High was struggling with handling the alien entity; from how Karasuma was describing the situation, this enemy could be just as threatening as the Life Fibers that crawled the earth and latched onto its hosts. Satsuki was no fool, and knew that any two parties sharing the interest of humanityâs destruction could prove to be the utmost peak of worry. Just as mixing alcohols can be lethal, so can antagonists.
âIt sounds to me that you are in a great deal of struggle to deal with your problem at hand,â the heiress drones, taking a sip at the bitter tea that she had grown to love, ââyou were not misled when you were informed that I am the individual that should have been petitioned. My students, and all of the employees of my motherâs business are well trained warriors, prepared to take the world by storm. However⊠My assistance will remain with Honnoujiâs resources. Tell me what you requireâand I will supply.â
This all felt sofisticated enough to take both her presence and words in a serious manner. His superiors were fine enough about the possibilities of this company. What she told her sounded enough powerful to compete with the yellow octopus. He wasn't surprised, though... Alien forms and supernatural creatures were somewhat existing in their world and he couldn't deny it anymore. Karasuma looked the heiress take her tea patiently and proceeded.
"All about your sayings interest me, and that means the government is interested, too, Kiryuin-san. They trust my word and chosings, and I think we hitted the bullseye coming to your company. What I request... Is someone strong enough to be capable of battling against our teacher monster."
He took a moment to glare with more intensity at the heiress. "Certain powerful people had already tried it. This is no joke..." he adverted, as he took his work so seriously. Karasuma truly didn't want the world to end by these strange tentacles. "The person who I request needs to be one that can fight to the death with a monster who reaches Mach 20, has an impressive regeneration skill and multiple limbs. He seems like a dork externally... But in battle, he's able to do miracles against professional assassins. Do you follow me?"
      For a few      moments, sheâs quiet, staring at the supposed P.E. Teacher,      pale green eyes filled with their normal curiosity. His attire      seemed a bit .  .  . odd for someone that teaches that subject,      but for now she wonât ask. Now was the time for introductions,       something that wasnât very good at.Â
      âI am Dororo      Zelia â and no, I donât think Iâm a transfer student, at      least I wasnât told Iâd be transferring?â      .  .  . would Hopeâs Peak allow students to transfer to      other schools? They had taken the time to track each      student down and ask for them to attend, if she      remembers correctly, to just allow a student to attend      another school so easily didnât seem so possible to her.       Then again, many       things were possible that wouldnât be expected. With       a shake of her head, she continues.       âI currently attend Hope Peakâs Academy, Super High       School Level Sharp Shooter.â
Karasuma didn't know about Hope's Peak Academy at all, so it lended him in confusion, but still looked at the girl with a certain curiosity. "So you're from another institution... I don't have idea what are you doing here, but this is Kunigigaoka High School. Being more precise, this is 3-E class main building..."
"What did you say?" The teacher didn't understood about Super High School Levels or something, but Sharp Shooter sounded precisely."Are you a good sniper? We need more marksmen in our class... Someone talke to you about killing a yellow monster?"
Definitely needing to make more Karasuma icons... Damn, this guy is with the excessive serious face switch on 90% of the panels starring him.
      âHello â ? Is anyone      here?â
He left the halways of Kunigaoka's 3-E class main building to go to the door itself. Someone was calling. Someone who sounded... young. And when the suited man opent the door, he looked both with a firm and curious glare at the redheaded girl.
"Of course there's somebody. I'm Karasuma Tadaomi, this class P.E. education teacher... Who are you?" For a teacher, specially regarding his subject, he felt excessively suited up.
"Are you a new transfer student?"
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"Kiryuin-san?" A serious male voice talked through the phone."My name's Karasuma Tadaomi. I'm an special agent of the Military Agency of Japanese Government... in charge of the now uncovered assassination of a monster who's defying humanity. Some contacts told me you would be good for a similar role. Are you interested in working with us?"
Soroi had brought the phone to the heiress, surprised by the abrupt call at this hour; Satsuki had not been expecting anybody to be making contact until later that eveningâ and so, she was originally going to inform them to call back later.
However, once the call was answered, she was met with a flat, male voiceâ somebody that meant business.
â© ć âȘÂ âKarasuma Tadaomi, . .?â
An agent of the Military Agency of Japanese Government. Neither the Kiryuin Conglomerate, nor the REVOCs Corporation had any sorts of ties to the government directlyâ what could he possibly wish to collaberate over?
Just as she was about to question his motives, it was answered within the next comment: the assassination of an organism that had a grudge with humanity.Â
âYou would be correct when mentioning that I have dealt with a similar situationâ though I must ask how you got a hold of this information?â Satsukiâs fingers brush against the handle of the phone, eyes flickering over to the window.
All new regarding the Life Fibers had been a well kept secret.
âI cannot make business agreements of the phone in such a casual manner,â the heiress asserts firmly, âif you wish to make further conversation, you must arrange a meeting in person.â
â©Â ć âȘ âA yellow octopus?â Satsukiâs brows furrow in confusion, taking a moment to stare at her phone before the other party hung up. That wasâunique, to say the least. The heiress had dealt with much collaboration and business calls, many more than the average eighteen year old had. That was, by far, the strangest one. Was this man being honest with what he said? No matter, if he was serious about having a sit down with Honnoujiâs monarch, then she would be expecting a telephone call early in the morning.
âIt is far too late to ponder over this.â
The evening passes, and the clock rolls over into seven, the sun hanging in the sky. Just as expected, Satsuki hears one of her stewards knocking and opening the door.
âMy Lady Satsukiâyou have a visitor requiring your presence; he is in the meeting room.â
Laying there wide awake, the glances over, staring at the servant and nodding lightly in response.
âI will be there in ten minutes.â
As promised, the monarch dresses promptly, slipping into the fierce fabrics of Junketsu; it was never unwise to be prepared at any given moment. With a brush of the hair and a touch up of the face with makeup, Satsuki departs from her room, descending down the stairs and to the business hall.
Karasuma was both an early bird and a serious diplomatic one in terms of work. At first hour he was full-suited, determined eyes and grabbing his archive ot the case in fron of Kyriuinâs place. It was really impressive, as soon as the servants made him pass into the meeting room he couldnât do other thing that admire his surroundings. The place shooted both elegance and power, what was expected from someone who the government seemed to trust so deeply. He didnât know nothing, but he was satisfied enough to take this meeting calmly.
He awaited patiently where the servants said to until Satsuki appeared, with a firm grasp, in front of him. He instantly approached politely and bowed in front of her.âItâs a pleasure to meet you, Satsuki Kyriuin-san. Thanks for inviting us to your place to make the deal. Iâm Karasuma Tadaomi. Nice to meet face to face.â
He carefully approached to her a detailed dossier about the yellow octopus case, titled as simply as Korosensei study. It showed his principal features: Mach 20 speed, invulnerability to normal weaponry, damaging tentacles and a power enough to burst the 70% of the moon. Conveniently, it listed a few weaknesses his students discovered dealing with him, such as his fear of water, his love for the femenine figure or ho he becomes embarrassed in public.
"A strange creature appeared in front of Japanâs first cell reunion a couple of months ago and threatened us, saying he would destroy the earth in the lapse of one year." He looked at her as serious as he could, sitting in the table and crossing fingers between his hands."His conditions were simple: he wanted to become a teacher for the worst students in Kunigaoka Highschool, a center which is explained in the document, too. He wants them to learn about assassination and kill him, as strange as it sounds⊠And myself personally became a teacher in order to improve these kids as fast as possible."
He adjusted his tie and sighed softly, without losing eye contact.âNow, three months later, theyâre making progress. But the government fears the canât achieve it and are seeking for powerful people who perhaps could aid to deal with the monster. Thatâs why Iâm hereâŠâ
"I know it sounds crazy, extremely crazy. But if my superiors reccomended a person like you, Kyriuin-san, it means that probably you wouldnât be that surprised as other normal persons. What do you say about this?"
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
His compliment made her blush a little. She hadnât expected such a serious reaction, but he was thinking about getting that alien. Still, to think that he suggested she had enough appeal to lure that octopus into exploding. Well, it was embarrassing coming from him. Now in the cafeteria, she went along to get a small booth-like table near the window. She sat there waiting for him. âThanks. Canât say no to a goverment paid coffee.â After waiting a few moments, she took a few sips of coffee. She stared off into space with her chin in her hands, but she was far disconnected from reality.
"Say, Kara-sensei. Why is such an octopus teaching at this school? Why is he so adorkably friendly?"
Calmly took a couple of generous sips from the coffee and then looked at her again. Interesting question. Why were them in this bizarre situation? Honestly, it sounded crazy but it was exactly like it was."This all happened by his demand. He threatened us... Appearing in the governments central reunion table and saying a lot of stuff." He uppened a finger for each trait he was saying."He has unmatchable speed. He's invulnerable to normal weaponry and damage. He showed us his power destroying a part of the moon... And he gave us a countdown. One year until the destruction of earth..." Saying it like that seemed like the apocalypse, and now looking through the window you could easily see him being flustered with the flowers of the garden or reading an erotic magazine. What a stupid weaboo.
"The only option for the countdown to actually exist is that we gave him a class of students for him to teach. Not only students... actually the worst students from Kunigaoka. They were the ones assigned to be teached in a form of assassinating him..." He sighed again and took another long sip of the coffee. It really sounded like a class."That's the story. Now we're here creating potential assassins and aiming hard into a stupid, yellow octopus. Try to tell it to your sons in the future." Joked, again in an excessively serious tone.
"And you, Kana-san?" He said with curiosity. "Can I get a glimpse of a spy's story?"
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
âWell, what can I say? I am a pretty attractive girl, maybe that octopus will fall for my feminine charms.â Kana was half-joking, and posed even to emphasize her point. Not that Kara-sensei would notice since he was as dense as a brick wall. She was glad he would at least get coffee with her. Lord knows that she needs it. "Yeah, I learn not to interrupt the hard way, after he stuck me against the wall and left me there til class was over." Sheâd have to make that an expresso. She followed her fellow teacher to the cafeteria, hoping that hardly anyone would be there since class was over technically.
"Perfect." He said too serious, trying to say a joke but instead sounding like he had an actual plan."First he was batching Irina because her chest size and now your body. Perhaps you're gonna make him explode with your appeal together... That sounds like his style." He negated with the head, as the sole acts and randomness of that monster irritated him. How a dork like him could be that unbeatable...
But they finally managed to get to the cafeteria and, as expected, it was near empty, the workers doing their best in the later meal for the kids which stayed in the institution during lunch time. He ordered a pair of capuccinos for them -figuring she would need something sweeter after messing with all that- and made a gesture for her to get a table for both. Then lended the coffe to her with his usual mid-smile."Take it. The government's paying." Said, and now more relaxed, it felt like a normal time, a normal day without an strange creature aiming for humanity once more.
"Sometimes I feel like I truly need this... A bit of harmony around here. How could I call it? Normality. I didn't knew I could miss routine, how ironic."
Feline teachings || Karismatickitty
Wow, he was certainly dense about romantic matters. That or he was excellent at avoiding or dismissing the situation. Either way, she knew that she was going to have to break the denseness. Just not now. âYeah yeah, Kara-sensei. I could sure use some coffee and something to eat. Care to tag along or do you have some grading to do or something?â She asked while she placed her hands behind her head. âI asked some or the other teachers but they wouldnât, and I wouldnât dare ask that octopus⊠Well, I did but he had grading to doâŠâ
She didn't replied about the female students fixating on him and that made him perplex, but he remained with a stoic face and now a mid-smile."No, until later classes I won't be occupied. Let's say even we have our spare time... I'll have that coffee with you." He just shutted off the computer and left the papers in order. The perfect hour for a snack, already. He opent the door and invited the werecat to walk with him. "I'm sure I didn't show you the cafeteria... Through we'll need to walk to the main building. Hope you don't mind it."
"Also, its better to not have a coffee with that prankster octopus. He'll get too obsessive about your femenine figure or start more humilliation techniques. He's a teacher but seems mostly to have fun here... Specially with the adults, to not interfere with his classes."
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Today's was pretty sure a normal day... The bells indicating the end of the daily class ringed and everybody was preparing to return home. But for now, Karasuma wasn't keeping the bag for P.E. class appart. Today, some of the students asked him if he could do a particular extraordinary class in the outside, at the gardens. He accepted with no hesitation, seeing as time was gold for them to gain the enough experience needed for the octopus killing.
And now he was here... His black jacket in one hand, the bag full of preparatory knives in the other, his path meeting with the garden. At these hours the sun was still glowing firmly and spreading its heath.
He awaited firmly for more than ten minutes. There wasn't any student passing through the gardens."What's this...?" He started to infuriate, sighing deeply and hoping for them to not be one of their pranks."Are you hiding or something?" He said loudly."If this is a test, go ahead." Said, defiant.
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