Keefes Blue Biscuiut

Hi, I;m an awkard human bean who likes making mediocre textposts and kotlc.  Also I love new friends so...yeah *awkward human bean noises*

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Fitz: I’m ignoring you

Sophie:

Fitz: i SAID I’m ignoring you

Sophie:

Fitz: STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU

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Biana: *gets pulled over*

Biana: so sorry officer, I’m colorblind and I didn’t know the light was red

Officer: ok but you stole this car

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Mr. Forkle: you ever want to talk about your feelings, Sophie?

Sophie: no

Fitz: I do

Mr. Forkle: I know Fitz

Fitz: My brother betrayed me

Mr. Forkle: I know Fitz

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What were the human movies Dex was watching, like was it classy like To Kill a Mockingbird.  Avengers?  Twilight. *GASP* Did Dex go through a twilight phase?!?!  Inquiring minds need to know

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Rex: Hey look I have all these really embarrassing videos of Dex

Bex: Oooo use them for blackmail

Rex: Good idea! I’ll blackmail him for a bag of cheetos

Bex: think bigger

Lex: TWO bags of cheeots

Bex: nO-

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Keefe *holding a large box in his hands*: What would you do if one day I came home with 4 puppies.

Fitz:

Fitz: what’s in the box?

Keefe:

Fitz: Keefe, what’s in the box?

Keefe: I think you know

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Sophie: How did the neverseen find us?!?

Amy: Oh, I've been live tweeting this entire thing

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Keefe: So I have this beautiful rock

Keefe: Tam gave it to me

Tam: I threw it at you

Keefe: He's very sweet

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Keefe: *swirling wine* You know in the scheme of things, we are all just dog biscuits ready to ground to paste to feed to pigeons.

Sophie: *sigh* I thought we agreed on no more stellarlunes

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Keefe: FOUR MONTHS

Biana: What is he talking about

Fitz: It's not really a big deal-

Keefe: THAT HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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Keefe after his parents are still gone 5 minutes after they said they’d be home: Its inevitable I must adjust to my orphan life.

Lord Cassius: KEEFE UNLOCK THE DOOR

Keefe: *drawing peacefully* Sometimes I can still hear their voices

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What were the human movies Dex was watching, like was it classy like To Kill a Mockingbird.  Avengers?  Twilight. *GASP* Did Dex go through a twilight phase.  Inquiring minds need to know

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Sophie’s mom: *after giving birth to Sophie* Aww she’s so beautiful

Sophie: Thank you, mother, I’m the MooNlaRk *said in elf babble*

Sophie’s mom: SHE’S TALKING

Forkle disguised as a nurse: Frick

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Sophie: oh my gosh guys I'm unmatchable! Fitz is going to hate me :( ! I'm unlovable guys I dont fit in! I donf know who my parents are-

Keefe: SOPHIE TAM JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR OH MY GOD CALL ELWIN !!!!

Sophie:

Sophie: ok but I'm unmatchable-

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Sophie: *banging pots and pans together* I dOn’t tHiNk YoU gUys UnDeRstAnd ThE gRaViTy oF mY SitUatIon