Mambo No. 5

Keenan; 23; I like stars and guitars and Spiderman. Someday I'm gonna be president of the United States, but today I sell t-shirts for a band nineteen short of the necessary pilots. aim: shaketheshadow [Totally fake, my friend.]

[keenaning]

Without reason. Seriously. I got you, J. You will have a glorious birthday cake made by yours truly.

[sickbeatsforyou]

Still really concerned. I promise I won’t pull a Tyboy and almost light myself on fire though.

[keenaning]

Yeah, definitely no lighting on fire allowed.

[keenaning]

Don’t underestimate me.

I’m a pro.

[sickbeatsforyou]

Mildly concerned.

[keenaning]

Without reason. Seriously. I got you, J. You will have a glorious birthday cake made by yours truly.

[sickbeatsforyou]

So not prepared for my birthday.

Kinda wondering if K’s gonna manifest a cake out of nowhere though.

[keenaning]

Don't underestimate me.

I'm a pro.

[lhoe]

[spireandco-deactivated20221014]

[ironicselfie]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

[ironicselfie]

Art by David Jablow. For more, click the link.

[scuba-dank]

Calvin and Hobbes In reality

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[keenaning]

Mungo Thomson - Negative Space (2006)

[catsbeaversandducks]

Meet Biddy, The Travelling Hedgehog

Those of us who want to travel but do not have the time or the money finally have a solution – we can travel in spirit together with Biddy the hedgehog, a little guy on Instagram whose travel photos are becoming insanely popular.

Toni DeWeese and Tom Unterseher, Biddy’s two loving owners in Oregon, take him on adventures almost every week throughout the Pacific Northwest. He visits mountains, forests, waterfalls, and the occasional donut shop.

Via Bored Panda

[biomorphosis]

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

[clintparton-deactivated20191223]

Amazing Spider-Man #001

[call-me-bekki]

It’s okay to fill your life with things that aren’t other people. One day you’re going to be in love, but today you’re going to make something with your bare hands and be proud of it. You are not a half-person or a single puzzle piece or a home with empty bedrooms and you’re certainly not around just to fill someone else’s empty spaces either.

anne, me, myself and I (via beyourrmuse)

[spbbee]

[keenaning]

JD is in hypocrite city.

I'm pretty sure he's shirtless every time I see him.

[spnfans]

[milominderbindered]

orange is the new black meme

[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset

I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this.  I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand?  I can’t go back.

[ragehound-deactivated20210507]

Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”. I’m someone. That should be enough reason not to hurt me.

Ragehound (via ragehound)