"Why do I fight? It was a promise, long ago.."

– RP Blog for Poppy, the Keeper of the Hammer. Characters owned by Riot Games. Always open to crossovers from other Universes and OC’s! Gore and Violence is allowed.– NSFW Blog: fluffy-keeper-booty {Header by @mystixs} M!A: Fawn Poppy until the end of December!

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enchantment is basically the ability to fuck with other peoples minds while divination is kind of the see into the future and find people and things kind of deal.

ENCHANTMENT because breaking people down is funnnn

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fan service mostly but hey at least andre made it this far

eh, fair enough. Tho I guess since he’s a smith he’ll always have a purpose, so he has no reason to go hollow.

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in your opinion would it be better to make an enchantment wizard or divination wizard in D&D

I don’t know what either of those mean

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why is Andre here

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Gundyr bit the dust boiiiz.

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um if your playing a pyromancer keep in mind that now pyromancies scale from faith and intelligence

well it kinda makes sense, after all, Pyromancy is bonded with your soul and shit no?Eh, whotevs. I guess I’ll become a spellsword then. Or as close to that as Souls lets me get..

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you beat them yet

I can get Gundyr to a smidgeon of HP but I can never finish him off, I get 2 greedy.. fmlalso, I love that combustion is now a thing that the flame just.. does

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also personally i find gundyr to be my favorite first boss in soulsborne. maybe tied with the cleric beast

I still gotta get to BB to attest for that, haven’t played 2 and haven’t reached Gundyr yet..we’ll see if he beats the asylum demon. (prolly, even the crystal lizard thing I killed beat that fat fuck lmao)

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your gonna find that ds3 is a bit more generous with bonfires

Yeah, I noticed. Also, I FINALLY GOT A SITTING EMOTE. I LONGED FOR IT! I HATED LEAVING MY CHARACTER STANDING UP I DON’T WANT HIS LEGS TO GET TIRED

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GIANT CRYSTAL LIZARD CAN BITE THE DUST

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i mean aldritch is a good bit away from the start of the game his like a mid game but if that has problems with particles and magic effects of boy

I knoooow.. my PC will just implode

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god help you when you get to aldritch on that

I WAS THINKNIG ABOUT HIM I FORGOT HIS NAME AND WAS SCARED OF GETTING IT WRONG SO I DIDN’T PUT ITbut yeah, this will be a painnnalso, fuck that mutated crystal lizard with Seath’s breath, I WILL KILL IT I’M SO CLOSE

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but have you actually like seen their fights?

I’ve seen Kos and Maria a lot, barely seen anything for Ludwig and that other guy.Yeah, good luck, and git gud :V

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what about Laurence

Right, and that guy.

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Ok so.. Good thing: I got Dark Souls 3. Bad thing: I got it from torrent. (I ain’t paying 220 R$ on a game) wich kinda means no online. Worse thing: It’s running pretty bad and I’m still on the cemetery of ash, I don’t even want to know how it’ll run against bosses with lots of particles and cool effects..

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you have not seen any of these bosses have you

Kos with his placenta, Maria, Ludwig?Yeah I’ve seen’em.

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you know since i'm getting the old hunters dlc for christmas that means i'm actually going to have to deal with its bosses. oh no

You will kill them >:V