damn jackie

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking. INDEPENDENT THAT SEVENTIES SHOW ACCOUNT.

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Mila Kunis + Ashton Kutcher Welcome a Baby Girl - Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher

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[xanndcr]

                             NEW INDEPENDENT MULTI-MUSE HORROR  RP ACCOUNT

❝ Watching  the  fear of  death,    the pinnacle   of    all    dread    approach, that was the  limits.    Someone   once   wrote  that      no man   can   know  his own    death. But to know the  death    of others, intimately, to watch    the tricks that the mind would    surely perform   to   avoid the     bitter truth, that was a clue to    death’s   nature,  wasn’t    it?    That  might,  in  some   small    way,   prepare  a  man for his    own  death.  To live another’s    dread   vicariously   was   the    safest,     cleverest          way    to       touch       the      beast. ❞

✖ 4+ years of rp experience

✖ icons / gifs / adaptable 

✖ semi-selective

✖ dark and twisted themes

✖ gnarly mun who thinks she cool because she uses slang from 30 years ago

[xanndcr]

                             NEW INDEPENDENT MULTI-MUSE HORROR  RP ACCOUNT

❝ Watching  the  fear of  death,    the pinnacle   of    all    dread    approach, that was the  limits.    Someone   once   wrote  that      no man   can   know  his own    death. But to know the  death    of others, intimately, to watch    the tricks that the mind would    surely perform   to   avoid the     bitter truth, that was a clue to    death’s   nature,  wasn’t    it?    That  might,  in  some   small    way,   prepare  a  man for his    own  death.  To live another’s    dread   vicariously   was   the    safest,     cleverest          way    to       touch       the      beast. ❞

✖ 4+ years of rp experience

✖ icons / gifs / adaptable 

✖ semi-selective

✖ dark and twisted themes

✖ gnarly mun who thinks she cool because she uses slang from 30 years ago

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[mr-devilman]

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

[thequeenofsand-archived-deactiv]

My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.

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[bsechi]

[brideofchuckys]

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[tiniestbird-deactivated20151026]

okay if we’re mutuals u can

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this has been a psa thank u

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BATDAD

When I’m not fighting crime… I drive a Honda Odyssey.  It gets better gas mileage.

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[alilesha-deactivated20121227]

Reblog if you have this:

[kelsonailedyoursistxr]

…and are willing to share it with people that want to get to know you

[dxphneblake-blog]

“Oh! Was that what that was?”         No, she totally did not just see         Scooby take off running away         from a monster, which…well         as it turned out, only was yet         another tiny dog in a costume.

“But why would anyone do that to a cute little doggy?”

[kelsonailedyoursistxr]

    It felt like a weight had been lifted off     his shoulders. For one his obsession     with dogs had him worried,  plus   he     really  didn't   want  to think  of  some     idiotic cover   story   to tell   it's owner.                

                  "Because it's funny.  Have   you  never                    wanted to dress up a dog as the devil?"

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                                “What the hell, Kelso? The Easter bunny doesn’t                                   lay the eggs, he—” What is she even saying?                                          “The Easter bunny isn’t even real.”

[kelsonailedyoursistxr]

                His famous high pitched shout left his mouth.                 How   could     she     say     that     to   him ??                                              "Bad friend, Donna!! Bad friend!!"