✧˖°. Starring: Loserboy!Bakugou
It's not the end of the world.
Kirishima is still putting his elbow into his left ribs, at least to the point where he can feel dull ache beginning to spread, if he closed his eyes and counted to 10 and focused on regulating his breath—
"—best way to woo a girl, prominent dick print."
Whatever relaxation methodology Bakugou was about to adopt is tossed out of the window by Kaminari chirping, utterly drunk, exactly 2.5 drinks away from throwing up on the bar, 3 drinks away from being kicked out.
"I don't have a peener." Mina whined, genuinely distraught, eyes glossy with tears at the implications, "Someone lend me a cock real quick."
Kirishima is laughing beside him, sober and actually enjoying the company of their friends, disgusting.
It wouldn't have been bad if it was another evening at the bar, heck he might actually enjoy this tomfoolery too.
Because you are perched on his right, donned in your work clothes, hairs tied up, despite the exhaustion evident on your face, you seemed to be enjoying yourself as well.
"You don't need a penis, Mina." You sighed leaning over to sympathetically pat her arm, sneakily pushing the remaining glasses away from her, she didn't need to drink anymore.
Bakugou turned his head slightly, eyes lingering on the glass table in front of you, reflecting an image of you biting your lip, cheeks rosy from the drink you had.
"Think we should take them home?"
It takes him a minute to figure out you are speaking to him and 2 more to gather his bearings when he noticed the lack of proximity between your faces.
"Hmm?" You hummed in question, wondering if he even heard your question or not, "You didn't drink right?"
Your lips are moving, in the back of his mind, Bakugou knows you're talking to him, but all he can focus is the faded gloss on your lips, sheen layer of sweat covering your collar bones, hairs failing from your hair tie—
"We didn't." Kirishima's voice cut through his chain of thoughts, before a big palm slapped the back of his shoulder, roughly, it'll bruise, "I'll take care of them, why don't you head home with Bakugou?"
You nod your head, a little tipsy, a lot more tired, hand gently pushing against the glass table so you could get off your stool, "I'll grab my stuff, alright?" You pat against Bakugou's other shoulder, gentle, it'll tingle for the rest of the night.
"Bro, this is embarassing." Kaminari hissed, even in his drunken stupor Kaminari noticed how pathetic Bakugou was being, his face flushed red, nose scrunched as he leaned over the table to whisper-shout his opinion, breath reeking of alcohol, "Stop daydreaming bro, do something."
Before Bakugou could even swat him away, you reappear with your jacket, hands tucking your wallet in to your pocket, face glowing from the light of your phone.
Bakugou abruptly leaves the table, almost tripping over, weakly stabilized by your arm.
"Careful." You mumbled, eyes drifting up to meet his, tilting to ensure he couldn't escape your gaze.
Fortunately you don't comment further, bidding farewell and leaving behind a giggling mess of people.
The walk to the car was silent, not awkward, mostly filled with anticipation and slight concern.
"You alright?" Stopping few steps away from his porsche, heels clicking against the concrete, you sway a little watching as he fumbled with his car keys, dropping them once with a dull clink.
"Hmm, yeah, all good," He answered, words leaving his lips for the first time in the evening, "Just tired, that's all."
"That's all?" You watch him speed walking towards the passenger door, helplessly avoiding your eyes, awkwardly standing by the opened car door waiting for you, "You seem a bit... jittery."
"It's cold." He huffed, eyes scanning to make sure you are properly settled in, before closing the door shut and getting behind the wheel.
It's difficult to meet his eyes, especially when he is so adamant on keeping them focused on the road, even if the car is still parked.
You reach over, turning the heat on, leaning back to melt into the plush cushion of his car, vaguely aware of the ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum— rapid thumping of heartbeat echoing in the car, your own raising a little at the implication.
"Warm enough?" You asked again, hoping you aren't crowding him.
He nodded his head, contemplated continuing talking before deciding against it, reviving the engine, he'd only say something stupid anyways.
"You want music?" He muttered, hand already hovering over the console, awkwardly waiting for your answer.
"Sure." You leaned against the car seat, "Play whatever you usually listen to—"
A verse of stay with me blares through the the car, loud enough that you winced, watching him quickly turning the volume low.
"Sorry...about that." He blinked at the road, taking a deep breath before continuing, "Just feeling a little nervous... here, with you."
You pulled at the threads of your shirt, peering at him through your lashes, face flushed at his... confession.
The rest of the ride is quiet, mostly filled with low hum of songs on the radio and anticipation.
It doesn't take long for him to reach your apartment building, ever the gentleman accompanying you to the front door.
You linger at the apartment door, fiddling with the keys on your hand, despite knowing exactly which one unlocks the door.
"I don't—" You start, eyes fleeting from his towards the hallway, less avoidant more shy, "I don't want to read this wrong—"
"You won't—" Bakugou cut you off, abrupt and awkward, shifting his weight from one leg to another, "You won't, I mean I am interested in you, it's just I didn't know how to ask." He ran a hand through his hairs, "I don't want to make you uncomfortable, you're beautiful and smart and so cool, you deserve a good proposal—"
You let him ramble, crossing your arms and leaving against the door frame, you watch as he rambling slowly fades out, eyes locked onto your frame, mouth agape.
"I have leftover curry and rice from lunch." You turn to unlock the door, stepping in and leaving it wide open, your jacket abandoned on the hanger.
Bakugou follows you inside, taking his shoes off by the door, tucking them closer to your heels.
"We can have dinner, sleep and go on a breakfast date?" You suggested, sleeves of your shirt rolled to your elbows as you bend to look into the fridge, pulling out a container of food, "How does that sound, Katsuki?"
Hardness🪨: Bro get a grip on reality, you were staring at her like an idiot. 11:23 pm.
Dunce⚡: and drooling too, pathetic. 11:24 pm
Pink👽: I still don't have a penis 😔 11:34 pm
Hardness🪨: I'll give you one tonight. 11:35 pm
Dunce⚡: Daddy chill . 11:36 pm
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Bakubro💥: Sometimes being pathetic does get you places. 6:32 am
Dunce⚡: Did Eijirou give you penis too? 7:58 am
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