The Perfect Spectacle, Just For Me!

[kenikari-mastermind]

“Hello, hello? Can anybody hear me?”

“Okay, I think it’s working! Hi everyone!”

“Welcome to my killing game blog! I decided to make one out of boredom. Don’t try calling the police; they’re never going to find this place.”

“I’ll be posting about my little participants and whatever else I feel like talking about here. Feel free to ask me stuff in the meantime, but don’t expect me to spill all my deepest secrets to you! I don’t just hand out the truth that easily.”

“Have fun watching me make these people suffer! I look forward to receiving your questions!”

[kenikari-mastermind]

do you know about this https://www.tumblr.com/the-boulder-from-kenikari/

“I never should’ve given that fucker a phone.”

[tao-la]

“How did you learn to type you little shit”

-@kenikari-mastermind

I'M NOT GIVING THE NOKIA BACK FUCK OFF

[kenikari-mastermind]

“DAMN. RUDE.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

What flavor of queer even are you

“The kind that doesn’t care for having sex.”

“Dating can be fun sometimes, though I don’t actually feel romantic attraction. It’s more like a game to me.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

do you prefer psychological or physical torture

“They usually go hand in hand, but I’d say psychological.”

“Nothing beats the feeling of watching someone else’s grief and despair! It’s super fun!”

[kenikari-mastermind]

What's your favorite food?

“The souls of the innocent.”

“Just kidding! I’ve answered this before and I still like ramen. And a secret other thing you don’t get to know about.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

when will u face reveal

“You’re seeing it right now, aren’t you?”

“And if you mean taking off the mask, that ain’t happening anytime soon.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

What do u think about Tao-la?

“..honestly, I have no idea where he came from or why he acts so strange for a hare. It’s like he can understand what people are saying.”

“It was funny when he bit Detah though, I’ll give him credit for that.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

Okay back to locking in. How do you feel about found family

“That’s kinda oddly specific.”

“I guess it’s fine? It can be pretty heartwarming in theory; being loved and accepted by people you’re not biologically related to. Especially if your actual family wasn’t that great. It sounds nice.”

“…”

“Hey, don’t try and psychoanalyze what I just said, okay? I wasn’t opening up or anything!”

[kenikari-mastermind]

How do you feel abwait post cancelled why the fuck is my dad listening to Poker Face by lady gaga

“I made him listen to it purely to fuck with you.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

its pride month mastermind you know what that means

“What. Huh.”

“Do you want me to make like. Gay death traps. What.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

“Man, it sure has been a long day. Almost feels like it’s been a month since I started using Tumblr. Weird.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

Mastermind why one of them lil bitches ablest as fuck

“Don’t worry, we took him out back and killed him.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

mastermind i have a crush on you

“…………okay? Questionable taste, but I’ll take it as a compliment.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

why didnt you stop 9/11

“I didn’t feel like it.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

Are you a feminist

“I have to kill seventeen non-feminists a day or else I die.”

[kenikari-mastermind]

what's the mask for?

“It’s for covering up my awesome super-secret identity, of course!”

“And also I just think it looks cool! I made it myself.”