im gnna kermit

[nightbeams]

SNAPCHAT   /   OPEN

REECE : 🤪 house party @ my place REECE : cause i’m feeling lonely and sad REECE : byob !!

[kermitipity]

KEREISHA: my fave homo !! long time no snap !! KEREISHA: i heard from my bro, ker(mit), tht you had the ;/ smokes KEREISHA: i’m comin’ over!! no chingu of mine is gonna b lonely nd sad while the gays rule the world !

[kermitipity]

ethvraels·:

       “  WHY  ARE  YOU  EATING  a  salad  that  looks  like  it  came  from  your  own  asshole  ?  shut  the  fuck  up  and  leave,  perhaps  ?  it’s  my  office.  ”

“ i could eat my own anus if i wanted to. i don’t need to explain myself to you, mr. knockoff justin bieber. your office? excuse me, the last time i checked, kim namjoon was president not you. i’m not the one that needs to leave, shorty. ”

[kermitipity]

streamhihigh·:

“ who the fuck are you ? ” 

“ i’m your mom. treat me with respect, fool. ”

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nightbeams·:

          ❝    why  the  fuck  are  you  eating  a  salad  in  the  rooftop  anyways──  ??    and  who  the  fuck  are  you──  ??     ❞

“ can’t i eat while looking at the view? do you own this rooftop, pal? and i’m your worst nightmare, ‘aight? don’t mess with me. ” 

[archvsed]

               they  leaned  against  the  balcony  lazily,  taking  a  break  from  the  piled  up  papers  in  their  office,  finding  it  appropriate  to  pull  out  a  cigarette  and  light  it  for  their  own  peace  of  mind.  the  view  was  nice  —  despite  headquarters  being  only  two stories,  which  was  more  humbling  than  the  penthouse  suite  they  stayed  in  now,  but  it  offered  some  sanctity  to  the  constant  stress  of  their  leadership  and  miscellaneous  side  jobs.  hearing  the  shuffling  of  feet  behind  them,  already  used  to  being  bothered  few  minutes  between  just  relaxing,  jamie  blew  a  puff  of  smoke  out  into  the  open  before  speaking  up.  “  is  it  important ?  ”  they  inquired,  not  making  a  move  to  look  at  who  was  there,  simply  twirling  the  black  lighter  inbetween  their  fingertips.

[kermitipity]

why is everyone smoking on my salad?? get away loser

[streamhihigh]

━.*･｡ﾟ from the past week the boy had been slipping in and out of consciousness. everything from the other town was a blur, and he had no recollection of even arriving back to seoul. he was in the three gang’s shared hospital space, and the pain in his back had subsided. chan opened his eyes slowly, grateful that he could see another day. however, all of his self hate didn’t just go away. he was sad, but he knew he had to change his ways. everything that had flashed in front of his eyes when he thought it was over needed to be fixed. the boy looked around the room finding numerous teddy bears and get well soon balloons. cheesy. he almost grinned, but he knew it’d be too good to be true if he was alone in the room. “ as that one vine goes, i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me. ” his eyes shifted toward to what he thought was another person. however, he could have been merely hallucinating. 

[kermitipity]

get yo lazy ass up

[nightbeams]

                              𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚜𝚎𝚘𝚞𝚕  𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝  𝚜𝚔𝚢  was  a  myriad  of  pinks  and  purples  and  blues  and  it  was  a  beautiful  sight  to  behold.  a  mosaic  of  an  art  piece,  until  reece  decided  to  put  a  little  piece  of  himself  on  it  by  splashing  a  little  bit  of  grey  into  the  sky.  reece  was  everything  but  a  heavy  smoker,  and  yet  right  now  he  contradicted  himself  as  his  hands  fiddled  to  light  his  fourth  stick  of  the  night.  ❝  god,  these  taste  fuckin’  nasty  and  stale as  hell,  ❞  he  mumbled  with  the  cig  hanging   loosely  from  his  mouth,  ❝  what’re  you  doin’  up  here  ‘nyways──  ??  ❞

[kermitipity]

so you really gonna smoke right in front of my salad

[kermitipity]

hi dis kermit