They say I’m great at first but then the magic fades

25. Philly. I use to play in bands. Can I join ur band? (sike)

[notdcompodcast]

[the-snorlax-cave]

LUIGI OUT

[rachelgller]

parks and rec + running gags

[itchycoil]

The movie Juno doesn’t make a lick of sense because Juno is gay

[snorlaxatives]

sexual orientation: 

[alotofbeautyinordinarythings]

The Office + text posts part two

Part One

[excitementshewrote]

[ryanribbitys]

look, i get it, it’s the cool thing to hate wiiu, i perfectly understand it let a lot of people down, and was mismarketed, whatever

BUT

what other system had DONKEY KONG COUNTRY TROPICAL FREEZE BAYBEEEEE

[toast-potent]

it was a shit game op

[ryanribbitys]

i wouldn’t say that if i were you…………………..

[heavenisaplaceonearthwithyooou]

[jodiefoster]

i'm what the kids call

really exhausted. I’m so tired.

[mulaney]

The Mt Rushmore of Tuna Guests. Perlman, Armisen, Feldshuh, Stiller. This week is about to be even better. Photos by @amtendler.

[still-cold]

[gelsominas-blog]

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[basicwhitegirlvevo]

[nickkroll]

Ben Stiller was all smiles while we held the door open for him. Not the case when he received #2much2na just moments later when he was embarrassed in front of the Brd'way community and his own family. (at Lyceum Theatre (Broadway))

[nereiids]

 We’re standing at the gravesite and it was snowing. We were all crying. We just said some prayers and left some flowers.   Then we drove around to the other edge of the cemetery. We parked the car and Ann took the ashes, went over the fence, back to the gravesite, and dumped Sid’s ashes on Nancy’s grave. Then she came back and got in the car and said, “Well, they’re finally together.”  And that was that.

Eileen Polk | Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk [x]