Je ne sais quoi

professional observer. amateur participant.

[kiki1027]

Introduction Post

greetings, travelers.

welcome to my page.

you've stumbled upon yet another corner of the internet where someone documents their interests instead of developing practical skills.

i don't know what i'm doing, and unfortunately that has never stopped me before.

expect random shit, questionable obsessions, beautiful chaos, and whatever topic decides to hijack my personality this week.

about me:

-professionally unemployed

-spiritually a european heiress

-currently rotating the same three interests in my head like a microwave

-accepting no criticism at this time

this blog has no purpose, no direction, and very little quality control. it is powered entirely on nonsense, poor decisions, and an alarming ability to become emotionally invested in fictional people.

posts may include:

- things i find funny

- things i find interesting

- things i will forget about in three days

- evidence for future historians that i was here

enjoy your stay. or don't. i'm not your supervisor.

[kiki1027]

the average world cup football match consists of at least one man experiencing the most devastating injury of his life and then making a full recovery thirty seconds later. these guys could deadass be hit by a falling piano and act less dramatically than they do when another player lightly brushes their shoulder.

[edensolace]

@kiki1027 you are a banana-stealing coward

[kiki1027]

bitch please, you put them on the counter literally right in front of me and i have zero self-control. this is on you.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[edensolace]

I WAS ENJOYING THE SCENERY, YOU LIMP-NOODLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI

[kiki1027]

you were panting like an elephant in a heatwave.

[edensolace]

It’s not my fault my breathing is fucked!

[kiki1027]

idk what to tell you bro, do breathing exercises or some shit like that.

[edensolace]

OH YEAH CUZ THAT HELPS SO MUCH

[kiki1027]

my bad, maybe you actually need anger management therapy.

[edensolace]

WTF

I’M THE CHILLEST PERSON EVER DUDE

[kiki1027]

i think you might be having an identity crisis.

[edensolace]

Well i think you should learn to respect your elders, young lady 😤

[kiki1027]

elder, huh? well at least you're self-aware.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[edensolace]

I WAS ENJOYING THE SCENERY, YOU LIMP-NOODLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI

[kiki1027]

you were panting like an elephant in a heatwave.

[edensolace]

It’s not my fault my breathing is fucked!

[kiki1027]

idk what to tell you bro, do breathing exercises or some shit like that.

[edensolace]

OH YEAH CUZ THAT HELPS SO MUCH

[kiki1027]

my bad, maybe you actually need anger management therapy.

[edensolace]

WTF

I’M THE CHILLEST PERSON EVER DUDE

[kiki1027]

i think you might be having an identity crisis.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[edensolace]

I WAS ENJOYING THE SCENERY, YOU LIMP-NOODLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI

[kiki1027]

you were panting like an elephant in a heatwave.

[edensolace]

It’s not my fault my breathing is fucked!

[kiki1027]

idk what to tell you bro, do breathing exercises or some shit like that.

[edensolace]

OH YEAH CUZ THAT HELPS SO MUCH

[kiki1027]

my bad, maybe you actually need anger management therapy.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[edensolace]

I WAS ENJOYING THE SCENERY, YOU LIMP-NOODLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI

[kiki1027]

you were panting like an elephant in a heatwave.

[edensolace]

It’s not my fault my breathing is fucked!

[kiki1027]

idk what to tell you bro, do breathing exercises or some shit like that.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[edensolace]

I WAS ENJOYING THE SCENERY, YOU LIMP-NOODLE PIECE OF SPAGHETTI

[kiki1027]

you were panting like an elephant in a heatwave.

[edensolace]

just the regular aches and pains of being an old decrepit teenager

[kiki1027]

perhaps it's because we literally hiked up a mountain on Sunday, you muppet. and for the record, you were way behind me, so you're one to talk.

[kiki1027]

tumblr feels like a group project where nobody knows the assignment but somehow we're all getting an A.

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[edensolace]

New tag game because I’m bored and I got inspo from Substack; so here y’all go!

Go to Pinterest and search “[your name] core”

Tagging @ars-per-aspera @forghunter @pixelzbad @asistanttothewallflower @pairofgoggles @justaredconversegirl @kiki1027 @tinkustankus @imkindasleepdeprived @ilowkeyhateithere @cryinconstalations and anyone else who wants to participate :))

[kiki1027]

Here's mine <3

[kiki1027]

the hogwarts house system is crazy because they really just looked at a bunch of eleven-year-olds and went "ah yes, let's put you in a house that will determine your entire personality and lifestyle from here on out. and while we're at it, let's pit all the houses against each other!"

like imagine telling a child that whatever house a dilapidated old hat puts you in will shape your friendships, your reputation, and how everyone stereotypes you for the rest of your life.

like no offense to hogwarts, but maybe don't sort children into personality cults before they've hit puberty. that's a fantastic way to create confirmation bias.

[kiki1027]

life is hard, but at least my older sister has a cool younger sister.

[kiki1027]

if my jokes offend you:

1. i'm sorry

2. it won't happen again

3. 1 and 2 are both lies

4. you're a dumb fuck

[kiki1027]

there is no greater betrayal than a pen running out of ink mid-sentence.

[kiki1027]

why do people say they 'slept like a baby' to indicate that they slept well? babies literally wake up every two hours to scream their heads off.