Inspirational Quotes by Amy and others

My friends and teachers have so many inspirational quotes, I could write a book. For now, here are some of my favorites. || The Holmies: Amy, Chloe, and Emily

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Bryan and I have a hug club.

Rhett

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You have to go to worship service and be like, 'God loves these people even though they're awful"

Rhett

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Sam: do you know French?

Emily: oui oui.... Mon Ami!

Sam: ...

Emily: casse toi.

Sam: (seductively) casse moi!

Emily: do you know what that means??

Sam: your house?

Emily: no. It means "fuck you" ... So you just said "fuck me"

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Don't worry. I’m completely flaccid.

Sam

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Your eyes look like they could be in a fish eye soup.

Sam, flirting

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Can you stop pouring chips all over your boobs? I feel like I'm in a burger King commercial.

Elliot

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The clitoris is finding its mate right here in this other clitoris.

Sam C

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Fuck

Matt

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Trucks that high are compensating for something. Their fragile ego, and a three inch dick. Especially if it's lifted, small dick syndrome. Twelve mufflers, only press the gas petal. It sounds like a T-Rex having an aneurism.

Shane

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What is it like to be three and the son of God? Have some fun. Bring some birds to life.

Caitlin

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I mean, Jesus can wear whatever he wants, but I think he would go for a pretty floral.

Amy

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Jared: is it a parody of romcoms or....?

Megan: no....

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I know those smiles are just brave attempts to hide how scared you are.

Caitlin

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Oh my god! Justin Bieber's dick pic! I've been looking for that!

Amanda

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A child is the worst form of STI.

Amanda

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Life goes by quick when you're not sucking dick!

Emily

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My dick's wonderful.

Sam